Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 11:42pm.
but I do believe you can use pubes for flossing purposes
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Yes, but what about those poor souls that must work with co-stars that wax or shave.....it's turns into a health hazard.
Submitted by jussayin
UNLESS you are a pantie biter. Just don't bleed. Somebody will stick a tampax up your nose!
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Trolls in the Angelina thread? What are the chances? Welcome thlayly5 , but after a few minutes of the toilet humor on this thread you may find yourself running back to Mix Well and her friends.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Pubes are quite strong for flossing- I know someone on the Angelina thread who does that regularly due to their surplus of wiry pubic hairs........
Here's a statement- I hate pubic hair. lol
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 3, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I am fleeing from the Angelina post- there's a serious troll issue there!
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it's ok honey, come to the safe place.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
but I do believe you can use pubes for flossing purposes
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yeah, I said it! what?
Mr Prez:
Scenes 1 thru 4
Camera does a slow pan (insert grunt and a moan) show a twat, 1 or more set of breasticles, but never a peen. Repeat for 40 min. Fade to black.
See I can write a movie script.
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I don't think jizz whitens teeth....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Pornchicks with gingivitis, and their methods of teeth whitening.
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What about their methods of flossing?
I am fleeing from the Angelina post- there's a serious troll issue there!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
you guys are cracking me up....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 3, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Pornchicks with gingivitis, and their methods of teeth whitening.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by NitWitty on June 3, 2008 - 11:35pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait, how is moist worse than oozy?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nitty...I didn't know that the words "penal" and "moist" made you cringe....hmmmm that's very interesting.
@TV, are you steeeel talking about gingivitis or did you change the subject?
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DebFrmHell ,when you're getting paid by the verb in porn writing, do the grunts and moans count as verbs or adjectives?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
UGH, TV! Moist=the antithesis of Penal. {flail}
Yuckmouth scared my little ass into brushing regularly....trust! I don't know what they got going on over in England to continue to let their teeth rot so bad, but then again I live in the South and some days it's hard to walk in a crowd of people and count 1 full set of clean white cavity free teeth among them.
and no my shit ain't perfection, but it ain't rotted neither! LOL
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yeah, I said it! what?
Bad teeth are such a deal breaker for me.
Hahahhaha Nitty.....I haven't seen my sister in 7 months....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Deb, can you email her? only cuz she doesn't think she has ur email right. Also, I'll be calling you tomorrow, so don't stay up too late trying to pry the rest of your teef loose, K?
Submitted by NitWitty on June 3, 2008 - 11:24pm.
You should charge for tha adjectives, i.e. big, huge, purplish, oozy, or moist. Charge extra for moist.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
PSL, I'll loan you one of mine. I've got a couple of spares. Course, a couple of them believe they are prima donna's and you have to pay for them to exist, but other than that, they'll watch t.v. with you then tell you how small your t.v. is and won't even charge you.
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 11:21pm.
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Just think if Mr. Yuckmouth had aired in England, Johnny could have saved $22,000....Mr. Yuckmouth is the Geico to the dental world.
Nits, that she will be in Houston Friday??
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Deb, did you get to talk to IG today? She gave me a msg for you. OnT: Teef are good, most times.
I remember those guys would come on in between the Laff-A-Lympics and the Jackson 5.....lol
I miss my sister......
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Tongueman isn't just about the tongue, what about his ability to suck in 1/2 of his face?
Dammit,TV! I thought I made more then action writers, writing for porn! I need to get paid by the verb!
@TV, unless you write porn? Do you write scripts with nouns and verbs and other stuff for porn? Wait! is that an oxymoron? I yam sooooo cornfused.
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congrats to him!in the name of punk that is worthy of an o'douls toast
I learned a lot from 80's Saturday morning cartoons...Schoolhouse Rock! dang, remember when cartoons had little morals at the end!
I can see why kids are all fucked up these days!
and why they don't want to brush their teeth...
what I don't understand is people my age with a yuckmouth....they must not have had TV :(
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Submitted by NitWitty on June 3, 2008 - 11:16pm.
I thought it was how Action movie writers got paid - per verb.
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Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 11:14pm.
They call me Yuckmouth
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I remember Yuckmouth from Sat. mornings.
Did somebody say pervertbial? That's how my ex- girlfriends usually describe me when asked.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
LOL PSL and Juss! I sang it all kindsa' outa' toon till PSL was kind enough to point me in the school house rock direction!!!
jussayin!
"Yuckmouth"!!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahha- ahhhh, Sat morning cartoons..
I loved the guy who "Hankered for a Hunk of Cheese!"
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
You know, TV. As in the good book, Perverbs.
Submitted by NitWitty on June 3, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Actually, Earl Scheib quoted him $129.95 for the premium service.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Perhaps the fool was shootng for proverbial??? LOL
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what's a perverbial?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
They call me Yuckmouth
Cause I don't brush
No I like my teeth like this
They call me Yuckmouth
Cause I don't brush
How's about a little kiss?
Got some beef in my teeth
Got some chicken too
Ouch! That's a cavity
Hey, that's new!
Well if you don't brush your teeth
Then yes, you too
Will be a yuckmouth
Don't be a yuckmouth!
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yeah, I said it! what?
I couldn't watch that whole tongue dude thing. Seriously, that's just way too creepy.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 10:10pm.
You know those women who can tie a cherry stem in a knot? Tongue Guy is able to macrame a plantholder.
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Meh, I can do that. An it had nothing to do with the ability to swallow or having no gag reflex. Or so I read in Maxim. Apparently, that is what is really what men want. I trust Maxim.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Tongue Guy is the only man that Rosie O'Donnell ever truly loved. Other than Ellen DeGeneres.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
May is Dental month at the Veternarians. He coulda' got a discount, I'm sure..Right after he got his rabies shot.
You know those women who can tie a cherry stem in a knot? Tongue Guy is able to macrame a plantholder.
EEEuuuwwwww Mr President!
Where's ESE? He needs to give us his input on tongueman....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Maybe a mouthful of teeth is too much responsibility for him. Maybe he should just pick out 2 or 3 of his favorites and take real good care of them.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Penal..heh heh
Seriously, am I the only one that grins everytime I see that word?
Half of Gene Simmons' tongue mass consists of fossilized std cells that have accumulated over the years of groupie loving and whoring. Slutts' friend is the real deal: all tongue, no filler.
Hi PSL.
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