Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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@PSL, everyone should do their part and weed whenever possible.
hahhaha Slutts....mark your territory, you Alpha!
good night!
Hey Nitty, nevermine, had to edit, I read your post wrong....hehehhe
yes, having yet another green night- I am very Earth Conscious....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Nite, Sluttsville!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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Buddump Chang! LMAOO
oh yeah? chew Obitz and suck dick at the same time!! better than Altoids!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
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And a much better ass.
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I see I divuldged tmi! Dammit..Sleep well, if you can Slutts. I may hire a homeless man to come live in your closet!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 12:05am.
@PSL Kim K justs wants to get paid...errrr...laid. Your dog is pickier.
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Her dog also has fewer nipples.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@Slutts
What's wrong with that? I met my first and third husbands that way.
I thought the appeal was that you had them on all fours...
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@PSL, I'm not surprised you're raising your dog with better manners than Kim LardAssian. You go, Mama!
Speaking of flossing and brushing, I must do that and turn in. G'night all.
Nitty....moist toothpaste oozing out of the tube.
Good Night y'all. And MK if you are reading this THANK YOU for the afternoon crumbs picture of my new crush, Aubrey O'Day. That wasn't just cameltoe, that was the whole damn foot.
Cheers, Whores.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
But chewing Orbitz ain't as fun!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@PSL Kim K justs wants to get paid...errrr...laid. Your dog is pickier.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Hehehe
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
now y'all know MK gets those white teefus from chewing Orbitz
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 11:59pm.
when my doggie likes another dog, she follows it, so she can pee where it pees...
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What's wrong with that? I met my first and third husbands that way.
I don't believe I could ever even touch pee. Even if I had zits the size of Mt. St Helen's.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@Juss, if West Side Story meets Romeo and Juilet is it at a bath house in NYC? That the glow from the east?
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Riverchic- that was hilarious.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
On Topic: That dude looks like my hillbilly/tweaker nextdoor neighbor. Or... wait... Scratch that. My neighbor's teeth are worse...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
when my doggie likes another dog, she follows it, so she can pee where it pees...whenever she gets too close, I tell her "Kim Kardashian is not who we model ourselves after, young lady"....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
_Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 11:53pm.
well I thought jizz was good for clearing up acne but looking at Cammy Diaz and Britney Spears lets me know THAT was a big urban myth!
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They swallow... trust.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I disagree Slutty. If pee worked on acne, Wino's face would make the Noxzema girl's skin look like the surface of the Moon
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 3, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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Only the blest ones, m'dear. Only the blessed ones.
thlayly5:
"If jizz whitened teeth, MK would have a blindingly white smile, no?"
So THAT'S where that brilliant glow on the eastern horizon is coming from...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
yeah, after the R Kelly and Ray J fiascos, I just gonna pass on the pee thing....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Nitwitty, that cracked me up.
I mean, really, so a crane has to lift me out of my house and I wash myself with a rag on a stick- isn't that how every American lives?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
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"I had a rough childhood."
It's okay - we understand...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
@TV. Yes, but did you brush regularly?
Well, that's because the men they tend to go for have funky sperm......
I get sick at the dawn of every spring.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 11:53pm.
well I thought jizz was good for clearing up acne but looking at Cammy Diaz and Britney Spears lets me know THAT was a big urban myth!
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Pffft...every good Dlister knows the cure is in the pee.
@thlay! I take umbrage with that stereotypical view of my life. I'm a plus sized gal who's considering her next capital venture project while I wait for Prince Charming since I refuse to settle on any ol' nabob.
LOLOLOLOLOL! I needed a good laugh. Wait until I tell you what the mover's did to my stuff.
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well I thought jizz was good for clearing up acne but looking at Cammy Diaz and Britney Spears lets me know THAT was a big urban myth!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by NitWitty on June 3, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Riverchick, it's magic. If TV's involved it either comes to midgets or sex! Hell, sometimes it's both!
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I had a rough childhood.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nitty, I'm not going to help you out with moist....that's a word that you see written on the side of medicine box. I'm not going there.
aww it's just a sad lil troll, fun for baiting (when it's not busy 'bating). I'm unloading lots of snarky angst on it tonight.
...right now I have so much mucus in my nose I almost welcome the thought of a tampax up there. Who the hell catches the flu in the first month of summer?
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yeah, I said it! what?
Deb, keep in mind, I'm buying lunch next time we get together. I think the Goal Post hasn't been shut down yet by the Houston PD. I'll have them add a little something special to your salad if you keep that up!
If jizz whitened teeth, MK would have a blindingly white smile, no?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Normally the trolls are Angelina lovers, but lately I've noticed lots of people who seem to think if you can type well, use "big" words and snark on celebs, you must be an overweight, pathetic, unemployed divorced house wife.
I think the mass immigration from JJ has already begun....
They won't last long here, though.
Too many people with backbones who don't take shit and have really sharp wits.
I'm done complaining. lol
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Riverchick, it's magic. If TV's involved it either comes to midgets or sex! Hell, sometimes it's both!
TO Nitty:
MOIST
MOIST
MOIST
moist towlettes, play moisty for me, over the river and thru the woods to granmoisty's house we go?
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Okay, guys - I'm lost. How did the "flossing with pubies and getting paid-per-moan" conversation start?! Lol!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
DebFrmHell, wow. That's a lot more complex than the plots I'm used to seeing- er, I mean that a friend of a friend described to me.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 11:41pm.
I don't think jizz whitens teeth....
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Sure it does, albeit temporarily. I'm usually out of the alley by the time the effect goes away.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Meh, toilet humor is fine by me. Cleaner than insulting people you've never met over cyber-space.
I only snark on the celebs.
If I had loads of moolah and bad teeth, I would totally get my teeth perfected.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
You guys just made me think of the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" when Larry has a pube stuck in is throat.....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
thlayly5:
"I am fleeing from the Angelina post- there's a serious troll issue there!"
That's the way it always is, darling - AJ threads ALWAYS bring out the wackos...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
TV, I dunno. Now that you made me think about ooz...It may just might rank up there with moist. Moist is just...someone help me out here...Surely I can't be the only one that finds that word just plain shudder worthy?