Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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Did he go to "Rehab" for those teeth?
johnny rotten is dead to me he know forever be know as Johnny Rembrandt
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Post something new PLEASE! I'm tired of looking at this rotten asshole!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
good morning!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by Lindsaysl on June 4, 2008 - 5:07am.
uh... what?... oh! you're just spamming.. i get it now!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
The man looks so ugly.hehehehe...............What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 4, 2008 - 4:25am
see ya!.. remember.. fluff the pillow, no kicking!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
I'm gonna go watch more poseur punks in Repo Man. Best faux punk line ever...
"Let's go commit some crimes."
"Yeah, let's eat sushi and not pay."
Fuck you Rotten. It's better to burn out than to fade away. THIS is why you're supposed to die of a drug overdose or sticking it to the man or whatever when you're 25. Punk doesn't get old. You use it up while you're young because you don't believe in tommarows. Fucking hypocrite.
What's the Neil Young song...
Hey hey my oh my. Rock and roll will never die.
Blah blah blah.
Here's to the Johnny Rotten. Something something, but not forgotten.
Oh for sure that's why I said we'll go to NY (I was too lazy to type out her whole name)
Well my legs are tired of kicking all these cats around my neighborhood so I'm calling it a night I think you should too you have a long day of kicking Dogs tomorrow :) Goodnight sexy!
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 4, 2008 - 4:15am.
ya can't kick a horse without kicking SJP!... yeah, that was too easy, i'm ashamed of myself... if i knew shame
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:14am.
see... that's why dlisted is a needed activity before bed!... night, Viva!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Excuse my spelling
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Have you kicked an animal today? IUt's never too late to start?
Oh shit I say we go to Hollywood and kick us some celebrity jorses. $$$Cha-ching$$
Heidi Montag
Tori Spelling
Sarah JP (NY but still we'll tour)
Rosie O'Donell might be a whale living on land so that will most def put our profile on that Millionare dating site the spammers here are always talking about. $$$
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 4, 2008 - 1:09am.
why that dirty mother....
*runs over and bitch slaps baby orangutan across the mouth*
I'm out, goodnite ESE, I gotta put the boots to this orangutan and go to bed.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:06am.
settle down, your one step away from throwing feces.... ah, screw it.. i'm gonna amp ya up... that orangutan said you eat boogers!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
No bullshit, when I was in the 4th grade I wanted to run away because my mom wouldn't let me have an orangutan. I think it gave me a complex bc now every time I see one of those hairy fuckers I spit and throw things at them. Kicking their young is just a bonus.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:03am.
*Kicks a baby orangutan to try to fit in*
eh, he had it comin'!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
*Kicks a baby orangutan to try to fit in*
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 4, 2008 - 3:55am.
betcha i could kick Shrek(not sure what kinda animal he is) and the money would pour outta him!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Stedman huh?
Well I know Gayle kicked Oprah but that bitch must have licked back instead of biting because Gayle has been kicking Oprah for a long time.
Someday I'll kick teh right animal that can set me for life. Wouldn't that be nice ESE? We would be set for life.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 4, 2008 - 3:47am.
WTF did Oprah kick?
Stedman
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
The ones that bite are always were the money is!! Hey is a dagerous job but someone has to kick it. I heard Donald Trump kicked Crocs 'till he got to the top.
WTF did Oprah kick?
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 4, 2008 - 3:40am.
i've been workin' on gettin' in on the whole hippo kickin' revolution, myself... i hear there's a future in it, but they bite
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
That's what I've heard but don't you have to have more then a High School diploma to kick giraffes?? Kicking Cats is barely getting me through college I really hope to kick more exotic animsls once I graduate.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 4, 2008 - 3:33am.
i sideline kicking giraffes... that's the real money!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Ooops the last post was 10 minutes ago I guess I shouldn't smoke crack before bed time! Just Kidding I can't afford crack my Cat kicking job doesn' pay me eneough I could just afford a nickel a week.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
WOW I just came in from a shift of kicking cats!!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 1:07am.
sorry... was out kicking puppies... it may not seem important, but it's my job
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
These looks could kill. I heart Johnny
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
I'm missing that same tooth on the other side!! But seriously yellow teeth grody.
www.wherearewegoingbob.blogspot.com
ok... I am back from a lengthy dental hygiene break. the sonicare thing is true. :) (see?)
$22,000 of dental work can't be fun. :(
omfg this page took forever to load and I thought johnny had D..I.ED. thank god it was just his teef which weren't so great. yes. I know everyone else long ago exhausted this subject but I was unconscious then.
hehehe :) a johnny rotten thread makes me so happy even if it isn't even about him.
:):):) smilies are so not punk but I can't help it. :)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 1:12am.
oh, i kick them too... i'm an overachiever!
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 4, 2008 - 1:09am.
OK, that's just wrong, so many other living things that need a good kick...
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 1:07am.
sorry... was out kicking puppies... it may not seem important, but it's my job
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
I'm sure his teeth were not the only things rotting on him.
*-Jenny-*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 4, 2008 - 1:06am.
Where you been? I had to drag this thread down into the gutter all by myself!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
now, i love "The Sex Pistols" and "PIL", but who the fuck cares if he got his teeth worked on?
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
I told them that as movers perhaps they should consider transfering frozen chickens becasue they certainly did suck as the movers of household goods...(very sm lol)
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Oh no Deb! I'm so sorry.....that really sucks.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 12:37am.
Nite, Deb. Sorry to hear about all the damage, truly.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Me too Kids. Need a nap of about 10 hours. PSL, remember when I said my favorites list and my bed was one of them, pretty and new and much too costly for the unemployed? It is one of the things, along with the t.v., coffe table,
antigue bar, various pieces of china, bookcase that was damaged by the movers.
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Nite, Nit.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@Nitty, crack of noonish it is!
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Good Night Nitty!
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Alright, I'm heading out. Deb be expecting a jingle, I'll be kind and wait till at least noonish! Thanks for the laughs you funny (as Dv8 says it), Hoors!
Remember! Brush dem teefs before you go to bed! And no, dick doesn't count as brushing!
Submitted by NitWitty on June 4, 2008 - 12:24am.
You can still siphon their gas.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Damn neighbors, what good are they if you can't steal their internet?!
Took myself over to Sprint and got a Vision card. I had no neighbors to piggy back off of anymore. (sigh)
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Deb, you got internet now or are you just "visiting"?