Lauri Waring's Son Is In Trouble Again!
Every dumbass (including me) that watched "The Real Housewives of Orange County" knows that Lauri's son, Josh, was always getting into it trouble. When he was 16, he was caught with drugs and booze at school and was sent to juvi. When Lauri met her sugar daddy George, Josh moved in with George's ex-wife. COLD! Well, Josh's problems haven gotten worse.
TMZ reports that Josh was arrested outside of a Comfort Inn in Laguna Beach allegedly trying to sell heroin and ecstasy. They also found tons of drugs in his room. When Josh first saw the fuzz, he tried to run away. Cops say he was looking mighty high.
In Josh's defense, you would be hitting the heroin too if your mom was two plastic surgeries away from looking just like Joan Van Ark.
I actually like Lauri and her hatchet face, but that bitch needs to take some of her new money and throw her son in rehab. Real Housewives of OC is coming back soon, so you know Lauri is going to make sure this little situation is included. She's practicing pushing out tears from her tight ass face as we speak. Mission impossible!
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Josh should just give it up and do skater boy porn.
man, i'd hit it faster than you can say ambesol...
what i never understood was why all these rich white slags in laguna all turn to heroin?? what happened to good olde cocaine.... and stinky pot.. these kids today... clueless
He was probably a bad seed from early on. Lauri should have been home playing Mom long ago instead of running the streets in search of Richie Rich.
It's going to be tough changing his behavior now that he's an adult.
RHOOC IS COMING BACK!!!????!?!?!?!? YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I LOVE that hot mess of a show!!!
The artist at prettyontheoutside is obsessed with the RHOOC and does these great sketches of these plastic mom-whores. FANTASTIC!!
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I LOVE this show!! So removed from my own existence-it's like they're from another planet!!
And Lauri is my favorite mess...Why do these women have surgery when they'd look more human with wrinkles? It's okay!! to get old!!
HA!! I know, not really but seriously, this stuff is grotesque...round boobs on grannie? Blech!!
Josh is so cute.I love him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
holy hell, i pray to god that real housewives (of OC) is coming back! i know, shoot me- i have no life! hopefully vicki will back NOT new and improved (meaning still drinking like a fish- like i like her!), i'm sure whats her face with the crazy eyes- tamara will be back (but, hopefully not unless she cage fights with ramona from real housewives NYC for champion crazy eyes of the century), jeanna uhh, i guess just because her son shane is a hot peice of arse... lauri, of course bring her on! just for some hatchet face veiwing pleasure, the old broad with the sagger boobs- whats her name? the religious one- BORING, who am i leaving out.... if jo or her tool slade comes back just kill me now. oh yeah, the brunette with the dead ex-husband and her three kids. sounds good to me!
Lol!
Word on the Joan Van Ark similarities.
I refuse to believe that there is a Comfort Inn in Laguna Beach. Laguna Niguel maybe, but NOT Laguna Beach.
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I want totally sensory deprivation, and back-up drugs!
I don't know who they are either, but the blushing bride looks to me like a male Laura Ingram impersonator.
It cracks me up when she talks how her upper lip never moves like she's just gotten shot up w/novacane at the DDS.
really really fucked her face up... (nelson laugh) "ha ha!"
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Poor kid, always competing with some other guy for his mother's attention.
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Quelle surprise!! The self-absorbed, plastic tranny chasing down her next meal ticket didn't have time to give a shit about her son. Maybe he'll be out of jail by the time she's done divorcing this one and marrying the next one in some fraud-ass fairytale wedding.
Oh NovaNightly, too funny.
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it's all about Laurie and nobody else, what a Beet ch.
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I thought that lady was Heidi Montag.
"we are two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year"
I think we should give them more attention. That'll solve all their problems.
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Lauri is going to make sure this little situation is included. She's practicing pushing out tears from her tight ass face as we speak.
I love you more when you talk nasty, mk
I'm embarrassed to admit I got hooked on RHOOC and the wedding at the end of the season between Whori and chiclets was a sight to behold...and not in a good way. This bitch threw her son under the bus long ago - up to and including the staged intervention before that wedding fiasco
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Paris, you've been clean for a few years I can tell. The kids are now doing E and snorting heroin to get a better high. They are even trying to add Viagra into the mix. The days of special k and E are gone. They go for the 3 pack, E, H and V.
MK, I am guilty of watching the OC & NYC seasons.
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That asshole kid of hers needs to get to rehab, if not he's fish food for reals. Who sells both heroin and exctasy these days?! E is for club hoppers while heroin is some hard core shit that they won't even touch. He must have had a pretty interesting clientele, including many rich asshole teens like himself who have nothing better to do than get high. Hell I was there too so whatever!
Your face!
Ugly bitch! Proof positive that money don't buy beauty.
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I have never bothered with this show when it airs here. None of the women are truly dynamic.
And we care about this Shit Because....??????
who cares abour lauri's son?
post up some pics of that chubby bitches hot baseball boy.
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George obviously loves trannies. Who can blame him. I'd pass on this one, tho. I've seen prettier guys. Oh, hell - I've DATED prettier guys.
Correct me if I'm wrong but this bitch has had tons of work done by a surgeon who got his AA in taxidermy.
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take the special bus
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
I hate to admit it, but HWOOC if my guilty pleasure. No, the kid isn't sleeping with his step-fathers ex-wife, he just moved in with her and one of her daughters to spite his mom. I like the O.C wives better than the idiots off of the N.Y.C show. I've had lots of time on my hands for the last several months, so yes, I watch those shows!
Lauri looks like Rocky Dennis of Mask fame.
That's a dude? I thought it was like a Teen Titan version of that Sex & the City lesbian spouse. In fact, I'm a little disappointed it's not a baby butch in that picture. They need reprazentin' too, you know.
I could swear I've seen this taut skinned bag of chicken bones somewhere. Was her wedding featured on some show on the home and garden network? I seem to remember flipping through and stopping at this orange in white taffeta fiasco. Her groom looked absolutely nebbish, with a dorky grin. She was trying to make it look like it was a first wedding and she was in her 20s. But yuck! Nice try, orange slurpee.
Don't blame a divorce on this shit. This is a little fuck who had everything!!
Never, ever watched.
Ever.
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What a fuckhead!! I live a mile from the inn and this fucking loser is down there doing this shit!!He has been given 100 chances and mommy has kissed his ass(never seen this stupid ass show).A spoiled piece of shit, throw his ass in jail and let him get fucked in the ass!!
At first I could understand him being fucked up by his parents seperating and his father being a full on asshole but now I have no sympathy. He's just a bad seed and his mom doesn't have the skills to cope with him. She's to busy getting her nails done with her new hubby's money.
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DEB! At the risk of repeating myself, I tried to catch up with you on one of the earlier threads... I'll be there on Friday. I mailed you, but I think I screwed up the address.
On topic... Reality bites.
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Seriously though...this woman needs to put the smack down on her stupid-azzz son. Or he just needs to put the smack down, period.
Ok- so her son is now fucking the ex wife of the man she is now fucking/married to NOW?
That makes my skin crawl. It's almost oedipal...
SICK. Truly sick.
Whatie what who??
Don't know them, don't watch them but really...Isn't white with a veil something to be worn when there is "less HISTORY"? LOL. What a bag of hammers.
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I am ashamed to say that I know who these people are. But in my defense, it came on and the batteries were dead in the remote, and I was too lazy to get off my arse and change the channel.
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An aspiring Nick Hogan. How admirable.
Who?
Why?
. . . . meh.
I don't watch this crap, so, I have no clue who they are.