Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
Leave Bambi Out Of It!
You know what Lily Allen's trying to do? She's obviously wants us to talk shit about her fraudulent ass, but I'm not going to fall for her cheap tricks. Ok, yes I am.
Just seeing Bambi's mutilated body on her dress brings non-existent tears to my eyes. Yes, I know it's probably some random deer, but every young deer is Bambi to me. Just thinking about the scene where Bambi's mom gets it makes me weepy. Thanks to Lily's violent dress, I've been forced to hit the bong hard tonight to wash away the painful memories.
And about her new hair, pussy in a pink wig did it better!
Here's Lily at the Glamour Twats Women of the Year Awards in London tonight.
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Who gives a shit about Lily Allen? CAT WIGS. I'm going to order one for my mini hot slut right now. She'll probably fucking eat that shit right off her own head and be vomiting electric blue furballs for the next few months, but who cares as long as I get some pictures first?
I love your blog and you more than you will ever know you are fucking hilarious!
Bye Stoney!
Clarisse - Bwahahahahahahaaa!!! Chipmunk killer!
Poor thing.
When I was 7 my cousins gerbil (don't laugh) bit my finger (through the finger nail) and all I could do was repeatedly hit the GD thing to get it to release.
I dunno how bad I hurt it. But the fucker wouldn't let GO!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 3, 2008 - 5:50pm.
fug from head to toe.
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'Zactly. Her stylist should be shot and pissed on.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
fug from head to toe.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 4:49pm.
LMAO
Bye!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Wow, her hair matches her dress and the nails match the shoes. See, she's a great dresser!
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Story time!
I was 7 and my brothers had found a hurt chipmunk and were going to "put it out of it's misery", but i, being Dr. Doolittle thought i could save him. So, i ripped the box out of my brothers hand, grabbed the little chickamunk in my hands and ran in the house. Chipmunk then decided to sink his sharp little razor teeth into the palm of my hand! Instinct took over and i whipped my hand away to shake it off, and chipmunk thunked agaist the wall and was no more.
So, i'm a chipmunk killer! =(
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It's quittin' time, y'all. See you ladies tomorrow!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Attention whore. Her AND the designer of the ugly dress.
When I was little my mom took me to see Bambi and she had to take me out of the theatre because I started causing a scene screaming and crying when Bambi's mom got killed. I was PISSED. I can STILL remember how horrified I was at my mother for subjecting me to that shit. I was so angry for the rest of the film (after she brought me back in)... I didn't even care about the cute bunnies or butterflies... it was all crap for me from that point on.
And M.E.... Oh my god. How awful. I'm sorry about that.
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 4:45pm.
We never found a body, so...
Perhaps it survived.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Star Jonez on June 3, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Can we get Brigitte Bardot on her irritating ass?
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Hahaha! I was thinking the same thing.
Looking at her all slumped like that makes me thankful that my mum beat maintaining good posture into my head.
I do like the pink hair though.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
OH Stoney!! That is so sad! Did it live?
What a NASTY dress. I really can't think of any other words for it.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Reminds me of my story, which I've told on here before, but it's been like, three years, lol so I'll tell it again. I was about nine years old and a rabbit had babies in a hole in my backyard. I was SO enamored with the entire event I would stay out there all day long and play with them. (it was the summer) I even snuck out one night after dark to cuddle them, and they had gotten bigger and started wandering out of the hole. I ran around trying to find them in the dark and carry them back to the hole, and I STEPPED ON ONE'S HEAD WITH MY SNEAKER ON. I didn't kill it, just busted its poor little eye out, I think. But I have NEVER recovered, and it's been almost twenty years.
*bawls*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I wonder if I would have been as upset if I had hit an adult deer?
*shrugs*
Thanks ho's. You guys can laugh at me.
Sorry to make you all sad.
ME the damned Bambi killer!
I hate when I see drivers not even slow down or swerve to miss animals crossing the road. I just don't understand it.
I want to know who the designer for this dress is. They are twisted.
Now we know where Adnan is hiding out. Under Lily's skirt.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Amy would NEVER wear a dress like that.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
British Britney: Pink wig included.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 2:33pm.
True story -
Awwwww, that is awful. Sorry you had to go through that.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Oh M.E.,
That breaks my heart!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
She looks good!
Hey, I tried "click here" to add my avatar and it said "access denied." huh? help!
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.
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:( That is such a sad story. I can't even imagine.
Pers - There are just too many high points in that video...simply cannot pick.
Whoever redid it is genius.
I think she looks really cute with pink hair - the decapitated deer I could do without, but I like the hair.
I guess the dying deer make sense... maybe they heard her music and attempted suicide (if you couldn't guess, I'm not a fan)
The dress is fug, but the print is hilarious!
Ah well. I'm sick of this bitch anyway.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Two Drink - yeah, I was known as the Bambi killer for a while.
M.E. - OMG - Heart wrenching. That must have killed. Sorry.
That Brian Austin Green video cracks me up, it's so strange! :D
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Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 5:33pm.
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Oh M.E. - ((((hugs))))
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I am out of here. There's a drink with my name on it and I can't stop watching the Brian Austin Green video (I need help). Later Sluts!
True story - years ago when I used to have to be at work at 4am, on my way to work I was driving down the road, all of a sudden this huge deer runs accross the road. I slowed down to make sure it didn't dash back, well as it disappears on the other side, I hit the gas and WHAM! Outta now where, little Bambi decided to follow momma dear accross the road. Poor thing flew about 100ft. I pulled over, bawling my eyes out with this baby deer in my lap. I held it till it died. All I could keep saying was "Im soooo sorry".
Mama deer looked from the side of the road the entire time.
*stabbing pains in heart*
Another desperate bid for attention. This girl's a mess. I very much doubt its her recent issues that are the root of the problem though. I think she had a pretty fucked up childhood - Keith Allen was never going to win any prizes for being father of the year. She oozed bitterness to me way before the miscarriage and break-up. Now things are going wrong for her career-wise and in her personal life its all unravelling.
YES.. PUSSY IN THE PINK WIG did do it better.
Chicken can rock the pink. Lily shouldnt.
I'm going to spend the next few minutes deleting this worthless psycho from my I-pod. Buh bye.
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She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive.
The dress is appalling. I don't know who to hate more, Lily Allen for wearing it or the designer for coming up with such a sick idea.
That bitch needs to be hauled out with no ceremony whatsoever. Just grab her elbow or even kick her overinflated ass. Just make sure she gets out the fuckin' door.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Damn, just when you think that ugly twat can't get fuglier...
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
I saw a deer on the shoulder of the thruway this morning that looked way worse than the bambi on her dress...way to be edgy bitch
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And another vile member of the 'Panty Not For Me!' club. Bleh.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Oh so edgy...zzzzzzzzzz
What the fuck! Who made that dress. That is awful.
Poor Bambi!
I feel like this dress is a cheap ploy for attention. She knows people will talk about it.
She looks like a damn fool.
Submitted by spincycle on June 3, 2008 - 4:20pm.
I think she looks cute here! (runs and hides)
Don't hide, I kinda agree even though I have no idea how she's managed to attain this level of fame.
What the fuck is this cokewhore doing at any kind of awards thing!?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
It's pretty obvious that she is having some issues post miscarriage. Sad really.
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I think she looks cute here! (runs and hides)
I just feel since she lost her baby and was dumped by her boyfriend shortly after she's a lost soul. :(
*Smile Bitches*
I'll take that bong next. Aside from the horrible graphics on the dress, the outfit itself is despicable
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Please go away & die Lily.
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