Tuesday, June 3rd 2008

Catching Up With Adnan Ghalib

It seems like it was just yesterday when the Cheetos were flowing, the frapps were aplenty and Brit Brit was rubbing her cheesy corn muffin against Adnan Ghalib's landing strip. Times have changed, but Adnan is still feeling the consequences of his relationship with Brit Brit.

Adnan told Heat Magazine (via Digital Spy) that he's quitting his job as a pap and "going into hiding" after he's received several death threats. Death threats? Quick! Somebody check Brigitte Bardot's phone records! Seriously, Adnan says the threats have to do with rumors about a possible sex tape he made with Brit Brit.

He said, "I have had many calls about it from all over the world…In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile."

Yeah, this bitch should have saved his breath. You can't really disappear if no one notices your ass anyway!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Snarkley on June 3, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Instead of whacking him in the head with a club, someone should sneak up on him with a Gillette Mach III.

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Or a cheese grater!!! LMAO!!!

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Miss Priss's picture

I forgot all about this douche

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

It's sad to be famous for getting some of the most contaminated poon the world has ever seen (literally, we've all seen it!). Way to go, Adnan. Way. To. Go.

Snarkley's picture

Instead of whacking him in the head with a club, someone should sneak up on him with a Gillette Mach III.

Pers's picture

Going into hiding?

Good, because I know that no one will be seeking. Loser.
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Jesus's picture

The only thing more pathetic than the Spears clan are the parasites that leech off them.

Diana Crabtree's picture

His chin looks like lily allen's vagina
http://www.dlisted.com/node/25995

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M.E.'s picture

I'm pretty sure he's the one responsible for the beautiful pics of Shitters in the AC thread.

madam s.'s picture

Ummm.... the death threats are from Brit Brit. You can tell from the heavy breathing and then the baby voice talking jibberish in a bad British accent.

Stoney's picture

So that's what comingback has been up to!

*prays for comingback to come back*

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M.E.'s picture

Whoops! Sorry for the double post.

dustbunny's picture

ugh, didn't he get banished already?

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com

LoLo's picture

HA HA when i saw GO AWAY in the comments section over there I was sure when i clicked on one it would take me to a new Brangealoonie thread

ha ha ha ha ha ha

but yeah get out
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Two Drink Min's picture

I am glad he shared with all that care...
Submitted by ImNotThatKindof... on June 3, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Please, someone pull the pin and drop it.
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Me thoughts exactly...totally beat me to it!

Snarkley's picture

READ - *Holding out for more money* You know this turd has oodlings of juicy stories to tell, and honestly, I can't wait to hear them! Dish, you bastard!

Can't he just join al queda and go 'train' in afganistan and the brit brit with him and the paps will lead us to him with a bomb for his worthless ass!!!!!!!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

LOW profile?... redundant

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Genevieve's picture

Ahhhh if only we could actually detinate that bomb on his shirt.

M.E.'s picture

TAKE SHITNEY WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!

M.E.'s picture

TAKE SHITNEY WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh, what a pig.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Please go away again....

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ImNotThatKindofDoctor's picture

Please, someone pull the pin and drop it.

Mel-Tang's picture

Good Riddance!!
Can you take Shitters and her clan with you?

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