Megan Fox Wants It All Day, Every Day

Monkeypox,
Sadly, she's already been bitten with the Dysmorphic Disorder bug.

She was on an episode of Two and A Half Men about 4 years ago, and she was so stunning that she almost took your breathe away (and i'm strickly dicky), but to see her now, she's had a nosejob, boobjob(s) and something done to her chin.

*sigh*

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

@Mel:

HATE HATE HATE Jillian Barberie. She aggravates the living shit out of me.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

I sort of know how she feels: I have the maturity of a teenage boy.

I wish I was able to just sit at home and do the sexytimes.

I act like a dude, and it never got me any dudes. They just called me a dyke. It was much better than having them hit on me. :)

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"GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMIE YOU DICK DRIP!" ~LoLo

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.

Dawnie i wasnt saying you did i was talking at nectarrrrrrrrrrr!!! Sorry!!!!!

I dont feel good at all, seriously i feel like im in some clouds that taste bad.

I thought maybe food poisioning but ive had that before and it was way worse then this!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Wow. She is just too cool, isn't she? She and Jillian Barberie should hang out. Because Jillian likes football and shit. What other girl can say THAT???? Besides Megan Fox, of course.

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

LOL, I just watched that video MK posted. That was some crazy nightmare shit!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

Definitely shades of BBT and AJ telling everyone they fucked in the limo.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

This discount Angelina needs to STFU! If you really wanna come up, Meg, try whoring yourself out to someone on the A list. Clooney's available...

Meh. That's not the first time she's said that.

Yeah, we GET it Megan. You're sex incarnate.

Yawn.

Oh, LoLo, how is your arse?

And I didn't mean to steal your quote...*smooch*...but you are a funny beesh, even whilst puking.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

_Submitted by dudi on June 3, 2008 - 3:29pm.

Oh and I heard B.A Green has a dick like an elephant's trunk so if that's true she will be useless after he's done with her.

Yeah well i had sex with three elephants and a rat dressed as a hula girl but my mom still says im very helpful around the house.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

That video is priceless!! LMAO!

That was my Camron Online course comment nectaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GAWD i feel like im in a damn fog! MSG!!!!
STUPID DUMPLINGS!

I hate being sick
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Mrs. K:

Hello??!!!! I sat right behind you. Remember? I was the one that kept saying "That's what she said" after every statement.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

who the fuck she thinks she's kidding with the tattoos, hair, makeup, collagen filled lips and overthetop sex quotes? we can see that you're not Angelina so stop pretending bitch

Oh and I heard B.A Green has a dick like an elephant's trunk so if that's true she will be useless after he's done with her.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 12:17pm.
I see shes taken on-line courses at the Cameron Diaz School for Giving Stupid Ass Interviews To Make Yourself Sound Like A Dude Because You Got The Wrong Message From The Voices In Your TV That Told You Acting Like A Dude Turns Other Dudes On.
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OMG! I wanted to take that class but it was full.

Of dumb whores.
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Well, I took that course at our local Discover U, but I farted and belched so much that all the other hwores left!

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

BTW, this girl is gorgeous, but she was prettier without the restalyne lips. You don't have to be AJ, girl. Be your own person.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Ohhhhh, I forgot David was such a steaming pile of talent. Thanks for the afternoon chuckle. I'm going to make babies to that song now.

I like her. She hasn't given me a reason not to yet.

I wonder what Heart AJ thinks of this one.

dawnie is Queen. One of my ex's acted like she was one of the guys. That comment was so true. She should only use it if she worked in a strip club.

Someone needs to let this 'actress' know that Madame Tussauld's Wax Museum already has a copy of Angelina. We don't need another...thanks.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

Angelina Jolie WISHES she looked like this one.

Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 3, 2008 - 11:11am.
Oh that video made my day. Why is Brian Austin Green still getting hot girls. Wasn't he with that girl from Las Vegas as well?
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Yes, they have a kid together.

I have the libido of a 40-something man going through a mid-life crisis, but you don't hear me bragging about it...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Although I hate this bitch, I totally agree.

Submitted by MachSchnell84 on June 3, 2008 - 3:06pm.
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She's only attractive thanks to the numerous surgeries she's had to look like her idol. *rolls eyes* At least Angelina still resembles her old self - this chick looks like a totally different person! I'm not against plastic surgery by any means, but it's ridiculous how much she wants to be someone else.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

I see shes taken on-line courses at the Cameron Diaz School for Giving Stupid Ass Interviews To Make Yourself Sound Like A Dude Because You Got The Wrong Message From The Voices In Your TV That Told You Acting Like A Dude Turns Other Dudes On.
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OMG! I wanted to take that class but it was full.

Of dumb whores.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

Oh sure, she's one public lesbionic affair, two husband stealing steps, brotherly make out session and about a half dozen adopted orphans away from THE TOP!
She has her work cut out for her but I still lurve her hot tramp ass.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"

I feel sad for her too, she can't act at the Transformer movie.

I bet you she went "low" at the Audition couch, for that movie. There's no way she was just instantly cast for the role.

She wants to be so sexy and very Angelina-like.

But she forgot that, Angelina was more famous for doing unsexy and weird stuff, more than claiming to be a slutty Horny like Megan is.

I don't also believe what she is claiming. She doesn't look like she enjoyed sex that much. I think she enjoyed slatthering lotion and make-up more than sex.

she looks too, shiny, and high maintenance.

Bad Lay vibe.

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on June 3, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Uh, who the fuck is she? Have I missed a reality show or something with this skank in it?

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She's an actress! She was in a film with Lins Lohan "Confessions of a teenage drama queen" & she was "transformers"

~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI

I see shes taken on-line courses at the Cameron Diaz School for Giving Stupid Ass Interviews To Make Yourself Sound Like A Dude Because You Got The Wrong Message From The Voices In Your TV That Told You Acting Like A Dude Turns Other Dudes On.

Let me guess? She also says how she farts and burps a lot, like stews and other hearty red meat dishes, and LOVES sports?

LAter she will tell us she likes to shoot things and use to be a cutter because her "emotions are so reaaaaaaaaaaal and speeeeeeeeeeeeecial and raw"

Wake me up when this chick transforms into a robot mini van from outter space or starts dry humping her brother on the red carpet.

hollywood douche bags!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Well, I suppose that is one way to get movie roles.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 3:07pm.

Ahahahaha!! Seriously. And then there will be a new register on Dlisted with the name IHEARTMEGALINA

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“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”-MF

I'd be hornier if I was fucking Steve Sanders' car.

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"GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMIE YOU DICK DRIP!" ~LoLo

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

Ahahahahhahhahhaaaaaa that video.

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

That clip was hilarious!

Uh, who the fuck is she? Have I missed a reality show or something with this skank in it?
The guy she's boffing like a teenaged high libido boy with is the 90210 dude from the video?! That's funny. Upon looking at that video my clitoris turned in to itself and retracted inward. I have to go look at some hot men pics now just to coax it out again.

If that's the case I have one word for you, Missy. PORN! Look into it.

She may have the libido of a teenage boy, but everyone knows they suck in bed.

If it's a quantity vs. quality grudge match, I'll take quality everytime.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

She needs to scratch the "anus mouth" pose off of her list. It's really not flattering.

That tat kills me. It's so hideous and so ironic.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Oh that video made my day. Why is Brian Austin Green still getting hot girls. Wasn't he with that girl from Las Vegas as well?

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Yeah, you called this one. Pouty fish lips, check. Shit tatts, check. D-list starter boyfriend, check. Image 100% about sex, check. No talent, check.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

I think what she really meant to say was " I would rather have sex all day with really rich men then to leave the house". Actually in that context it makes sense!

The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"

There's a Phoebe Price-vibe about her. what do I mean?

She looks like she enjoyed to pose at the red carpet more than actually work???

This no-talent, five-dollar hooker is SO fucking annoying. Bitch tries too hard to play the sex kitten, which usually equals lousy lay.

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

She is gorgeous but skanky.

I completely agree with the posters that have said that she is only saying this to make guys all hard for her. So unoriginal.