Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
Megan Fox Wants It All Day, Every Day
Angelina Jolie wannabe Megan Fox said she would rather stay home than party all the night. Her reason? She's really, really horny.
She said, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”
I feel her. I'd rather eat Donettes all day long than leave the house.
You can't blame Megan for wanting to do sexay times 24/7. I mean, look at who she's fucking:
HOT!
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Angelina has regrettable tattoos? I got some! Angie has big lips? I'll let someone pump mine with filler! Jolie is a known dirty sex fiend? I like to do it a lot too! I'm just waiting for her to draw on a forehead mole and call it a "beauty mark" she matured in to..just like how the rest of the clones wake up with giant tits overnight.
She needs her own schtick stat.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Angelina would kill to have this girl's looks. Why this girl would aspire to be someone less attractive than her makes me think she is just following trends. Angelina Jolie looks like a man. Her face is bigger than her bf's.
She's got that trailer trash/ porn princess thing going on. She is also trying way too hard! Plus, she's not even 22, and she's already had several plastic surgery procedures done. Angelina, she is not.
That video was hysterical.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Jolie wannabe is right on the money. She strikes me as the type of girl that tries to fuck all of her costars, even the women and the older ones, to seem edgy. Female Tool!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Why does this ho think she is so special? I would ride the dick all day if I didn't have to pay these bills. As a matter of fact, these gas prices are cutting in to my dickey ride time.
I had a bad weekend and spent it watching season 2 of 90210, and I gotta say that that shit brightened my day more than all the weed, sims, and phone sex with my bf in the world could. All you jellus h8rs really ought to watch that shit from the beginning and you will never frown again.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I just watched the clip...hahahha...though I was hoping to see "You are Precious to me, am I precious to you....."
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
This ho is a fucking airhead and that video of douchey boyfriend is priceless
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Did anyone watch the L-word recently? Megan reminds me of the starlet chick who's secretly gay, but plays up the hetero-maxim-girl thing to the max to please her target audience (horny boys and men)
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I hated that bitch with a passion. I like Jenny crazy and bitchy, not mooning over some basic ass bitch with thick eyebrows!
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
1. Hate this ho
2. Donettes are fucking delicious
3. My cousin's name is Midori
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
she screwed with her looks and all she got was this second hand face
PSL - 25 Mins and counting, but in my defense I started working at 6 a.m. and I work some nights.
So start pouring!
TwoDrink, why the hell not? It IS almost 5 by you......right?
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 3:51pm.
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That's a damn shame what happened to Nikki. At first I thought she was sick so I didn't comment. Then I saw her on that "When bad surgery happens to celebs" site (or whatever it's called), I screamed! *shakes head* Who does that to themselves on purpose? And why would her husband NOT tell her she looked like shit?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
This video is golden, I am definitely catching this again after a buzz. I love the look of approval from the Beach Club owner to Steve. Classic.
PSL - I say it's martini time! Screw work.
I work from home anyway!
She said this monthes ago. The only thing like Jolie is the Tatoos. Megan is probably more genericlly pretty, Less exotic like Jolie.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Did anyone watch the L-word recently? Megan reminds me of the starlet chick who's secretly gay, but plays up the hetero-maxim-girl thing to the max to please her target audience (horny boys and men)
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Please, this bitch is lying. She knows her market: teenage boys and horny men. They like hearing this shit....so she gives it to them.
Oh My fucking GOD, possibly the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!
I LOVE Midori, 2 Drink....like candy in a glass!
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Off topic, but if that Midori ad pops up one more time I am calling it a day and an early Happy Hour.
"My crotch burns!!!"
What the Madden brothers eventually hear from all their dates.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
*Sigh*. Did she ever say something intelligent?
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Oh my God, that video. Oh my God. I need to send this to people.
What's really creepy is that Megan Fox was only 6 at the time. Yikes.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 3:51pm.
LOL my bf once bought them to "surprise" me but the night ended up with me reacting very badly to the numbing solution yelling" My crotch burns!!!"... oh yeah, I just shared this because?
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Because it's always all about men.
I'm not allowed to use my magical vibrating rings anymore :(
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 2:45pm
LOL my bf once bought them to "surprise" me but the night ended up with me reacting very badly to the numbing solution yelling" My crotch burns!!!"... oh yeah, I just shared this because?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
QueenCharisma,
MJ or Nikki Cox! Man, she use to be a stunner, but now, she looks like Wildensteins daughter...sad.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by KD on June 3, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Meh. That's not the first time she's said that.
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that's not the TENTH time she said that..
"I'm sexy! I love sex!"
ugh.
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Stay-lo, LMAO. I wish that damn football missed and hit her in her ugly ass nose, a la Marcia Brady "Mom always said, never play ball in the house!"
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
we will laugh at gilded butterflies?
yeah, well we will laugh at your plasstic body parts
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Oh, and Stay-Lo: good call on the Barbieri thing. That annoying ho is top of my list of fakes.
She was also on Hope & Faith as the oldest daughter.
Her lips were smaller then.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LMAO @ Dawniex3!!
I hate that bitch too.
Hence the mocking of her stupid fucking Nutrisystem commercial. WTF does that shit have to do with losing weight??
I wish someone would smack her.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
PUHLEEZE!!!!! that girl enjoys the sexy times like britney enjoys going to bally's. this is pure spin.
and you know david silver is on his way out. she hooked up with him before she was famous and banged him out of desparation to get on the spelling train. she'd play with gary coleman's choo-choo's if she thought he could get her a meeting with conrad bain. opportunistic cold fish.
that's right. i said it. deal with it.
Submitted by LoLo on June 3, 2008 - 3:42pm.
LCT knows warming lube is where its at!
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Wooooooooooooooord. We tried those numbing condoms once. Total waste. Couldn't feel a damn thing.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Definitely shades of BBT and AJ telling everyone they fucked in the limo
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Oh God, that was special, wasn;t it? "We fucked in the limo on the way over here", followed by Angie practically grabbing his package and eating his lips off. Fucking twat.
I would be embarassed to write that shit on my myspace and she wrote it on ther shoulder with size 48 font. Such a teen thing to do. I remember her being beautiful too but her shameless imitation of Angelina now just disgusts me.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 3, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Wow. She is just too cool, isn't she? She and Jillian Barberie should hang out. Because Jillian likes football and shit. What other girl can say THAT???? Besides Megan Fox, of course.
LOL I cant stand when she says that in that commercial like she's the only chick on the planet who likes sports.
That's sad Clarisse... I remember seeing this girl in "Confessions of..." and thought she was so much prettier than Lilo, but now she looks like a starlet clone...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
LCT knows warming lube is where its at!
word! ha ha ha
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I wish I was able to just sit at home and do the sexytimes.
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I know, right ME?? Im like, "um, yeah, I would opt to get fucked all day rather than going to work and the damn beer store.... DUH!!!"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 3:39pm.
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She also had work done long before that THM stint, too. Megan really needs to see a shrink to deal with her plastic surgery addiction before she winds up looking like MJ.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
M.E. - thanks for the clarification. Clearly his magic is not only in his voice and dance moves but in his pants as well.
She could have saved herself a lot of talking time by simply saying she touches herself using warming lube all day long while looking in the mirror.
At least all the cards would have been on the table.
Next thing you know she will be banging limo drivers in the backseat, snorting coke and sporting a necklace with a vial of blood.
Poor Man's Version of Angelina Junkie.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Mrs. K:
Hello??!!!! I sat right behind you. Remember? I was the one that kept saying "That's what she said" after every statement.
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I knew you looked familiar.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Jillian Barbarieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
is an Idioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
and that Lucy bitch on the other side of the grey dude....WTF? Is she a damn tard or what?????
Those stories?
GAWD shes low rent Katthy Lee GIForrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Her hemarrhoid lips are soooooooooo disgusting.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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