Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
Megan Fox Wants It All Day, Every Day
Angelina Jolie wannabe Megan Fox said she would rather stay home than party all the night. Her reason? She's really, really horny.
She said, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”
I feel her. I'd rather eat Donettes all day long than leave the house.
You can't blame Megan for wanting to do sexay times 24/7. I mean, look at who she's fucking:
HOT!
Thanks Pascale
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What an obnoxious fucking hosebag.
It's nice to know that the poor gawky talented girls live in fucking hotels and neevr make it while all this cunt needs to do is open her mouth and act classless and vulgar.
And really, you look just like everyone else. You're not hideous, but you're nothing special. If you put some clothes on and gained 50 pounds, your career is gone.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Ditto!! I too would rather have sex most of the day, everyday!! I prefer pointee headed, long slim dinglings to long thick ones with fat mushroom heads thou:)
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Mmm Donettes little powdery heavenly goodness!
Which I can't eat while on South Beach grr
~ Yes, the use of the 'z' is blatant douchebaggery. -HCw/Dbs ~
This bitch knows shes got it made. she does one summer blockbuster and all she has to do is talk, dress and act like a whore and she will get invited to shit and do magazine covers. Still its gonna be sad in 20 yrs when shes doing reality shows and they say Megan Fox, star of Transformers.
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I dont think, I drink.
She looks so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Well, i give it to that plastic bimbo: girl knows she is nothing but a jerk off template for 13-year olds and gives marketable statements accordingly.
bitch please....I can stay on the internet AND have a real life, how you like dem apples?
it's called multitasking...
plus it's my computer...I never have to log off! Or ask Mummy and Daddy to let me use it.
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yeah, I said it! what?
Her tatoo - WTF?!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
I have no idea who she is, but that clip is priceless. What a douche!
WOW, someone got another rejection letter from EHarmony.
Mix Well, your soul mate can be found at loweredexpectations.com
Later Loser.
smoochies and hugs.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
jussayin
oh no. what will he do?? fuck his sister? log off and get a real life.
later loser.
awwwww shit, you done made James Haven mad! you won't like James Haven when he's angry!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
I can't wait until this chick dyes her hair blond.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Mix Well on June 3, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Leave Queenie be! Meany!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Mix Well on June 3, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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That's rich coming from someone who tries to pick fights with people online, lol. Why don't you call it a night and get the stick out of your ass while you're at it? You're like a black hole sucking the life out of this entire site.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
queen crack
spelling errors, oh no!
loser.
You were in "Transformers". Get over yourself.
She's smokin hot but Angelina she's not. She'll have to: A) invest in a good acting coach, b)laser off some of her ugly ass tats, c) put a blindfold on, spin a globe and stick a pin in it to find which nation she'll adopt from and--this is the biggie--4) TRADE UP TO A HOTTER MAN.
Brian Austin Green is no Brad Pitt and never will be. Fox-y Lady best buy herself a copy of US or Ok to find the current single bachelor on the rise to glom on to.
experience has taught me that those who talk about having sex all the time are the ones sitting at home playing with their many cats...brian austin green does not equal horny times...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Her nose is so different now than it was when she was the mean girl in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.....
Yes, I watched that movie. I don't know how many brain cells I lost.
I do think she's pretty, though.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Mix Well on June 3, 2008 - 10:29pm.
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LOL. You would be slightly amusing if you could spell or made any kind of sense. Goodnight dear, have fun trolling some more. *blows kiss to Mix Well*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
OMG, she looks so beautiful. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on millionaire dating site ____W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m____ What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
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queen crack
okay. case closed.
Submitted by Mix Well on June 3, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Major Fail.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
qeeen crack
wow, that was a waste of time you will never get back.
This girl is hotter than Angie and she has a much better body. Sorry Angie fans.
Submitted by Mix Well on June 3, 2008 - 9:52pm.
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You do realize that this ENTIRE site is for making fun of celebs, right? If you want to read about rainbows and puppies, may I suggest you go to Just Jared? That sounds more up your alley.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Wow I would never have thought to get a tattoo simply for attention. This bitch is retarded and Vanessa Marcil is waaay hotter, hands down.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
no way this chick is hotter than Vanessa Marcil though...
and what the hell gay ass tattoo is that on her back?
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yeah, I said it! what?
What in douchebag hell was that?
Megan Fox is gorgeous but strikes me as the really vain, "I'll do anything that guys like" type. Obvious attention whore.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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Googles "frigid"...
Damn you, first husband!!!
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Brian Austin Green was into some pretty gay shit when he was, what in his early 20s? Was he the only one that was actually a teenager when BH 902010 was on or what? I actually feel really embarrassed for him after watching that clip...at least Megan Fox is hot, saves him from the horror of going out with Donna on the show...
Your face!
Submitted by islandgirl on June 3, 2008 - 5:13pm.
See, that's why I NEVER give interviews.
hahahahaha. Though, technically, it's possible not to give interviews yet still be frigid. I guess it depends on the interviewee.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 3, 2008 - 5:16pm.
But I do occasionally pee on myself. I'm friggin' special!! :))
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Which is why we all adoooooooooooore you.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 8:14pm.
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But I do occasionally pee on myself. I'm friggin' special!! :))
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 3, 2008 - 5:13pm.
HWAT COOCHIE MAMA!!!!!!
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by Tripitaka on June 3, 2008 - 8:10pm.
People who give interviews about always being horny pretty much always turn out to be frigid. She's just saying it cause she's enjoying her sexy image and wants guys to think she's fun.
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See, that's why I NEVER give interviews.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
People who give interviews about always being horny pretty much always turn out to be frigid. She's just saying it cause she's enjoying her sexy image and wants guys to think she's fun.
So Awesome! Doesn't that black guy play the chief in Grey's Anatomy?
Submitted by UFLauren on June 3, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Why does this ho think she is so special?
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It's all part of emulating Angelina.
Angelina thinks she's special, so Megan thinks SHE's special.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by UFLauren on June 3, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Why does this ho think she is so special? I would ride the dick all day if I didn't have to pay these bills. As a matter of fact, these gas prices are cutting in to my dickey ride time.
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WORD. Newsflash: EVERYONE would rather be having sex, and those who are out partying are only out because they are looking for sex. Silly little girl.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Angelina Jolie wannabe, ugly scribble tatoos and all
Her overt mimickry of AJ is so blatantly apparent, she's nearly as laughable as Angie herself.
Douchettes and there tatts.(sigh)
um, who is Megan F--ks?
It doesn't matter. I care so little about her I won't even bother to finish writing this sen
If my boyfriend had an extra large man sausage like her's does, I would be on that all day long too!!
It's funny that she probably thinks that her stupid tattoo has some deep meaning.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
good call sensi. Maybe that is who the character was based on
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Did anyone watch the L-word recently? Megan reminds me of the starlet chick who's secretly gay, but plays up the hetero-maxim-girl thing to the max to please her target audience (horny boys and men)
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Like Jessica Biel?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.