There Is Beauty In This World
I want to print out all these mug shots and hang them on my wall to remind myself that there is true beauty in this world. Looking at fugly ass celebrities all day long can make you forget that.
These beautiful twats were arrested in a Houston stripper club raid! They're classy too! TSG reports that this is the 4th Houston strip club raid in the past 18 months. All these lovelies were arrested for violating Texas' "three-foot rule." Basically, they were sucking dick for dollas!
Feast your eyes on their gorgeous creatures. Seriously, some of them aren't bad. I'm serious! And their eyebrow game is proper! You can visit TSG to see more mug shots from the other strip club raids.
In my next life, I want to come back as a Texas day-shift stripper with amazing eyebrows.
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Three foot rule?
...strippers can't have 3 feet?
...three feet away?...measuring tape...oh well
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The "Day Shift" are the starter strippers......once they get a following, they can move up to the night shift where the money is......or so I have heard.
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
i now understand who's the trick..and this is not a treat...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
The 2nd one on the top row is beautiful. They all look horibly sad though - guess crack drives you to dreadful depths.
what in tarnation!!! The 5th bitch looks like a 12 year old!
They're all fugly. Sorry. Esp #7. Gotta love the blonde hair and black roots!
i love how one is totally smiling and trying to look good in her mug shot!!!! hahahaha!
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yeah -- hey -- when are we gonna get to see Tatum O'Neal's mugshot!?!?! can't hardly wait. going to smoking gun...brb
Oh, she's pretty!:
http://dlisted.com/node/26334/images/91957312.jpg
Sweetie, you can do so much better than this.
The world of porn awaits!! Or you could host a local TV morning show...either one.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Seriously, day shift strippers? WTF do these ho's do at night?
And let me tell you, the type of customers that frequent a low rent strip club in the daytime, are dirty, DIRTY bastards, who are cheap.
They'll sit there getting sloppy drunk constantly trying to cop a feel.
what's with the eyebrow revolution? it adds 20 years. makes one look haggard
and the last one on the bottom could be an Angiejo impersonator. just add green contacts. she already has the skank.
"Day Shift Strippers"
Isn't that a good band name?!
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
hehehhehe, all these comments are funny...
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
Aw! These busted strippers remind me of "The Smoking Gun" ! They have funny mug shots every week!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
And this is why I only go to high end strip clubs.
Ha...they all look like they are been through this before. Well...all except the 12 year old in row #2.
Survival sex is sad.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
i wonder if one of them is the stripper my neighbors husband had a fling with when he was in Houston? He spent $15k on her.
There is no way that the first girl in the second row is 18.
THE ONE IN THE YELLOW LOOKS 12 WHAT THE FUCK
DOLLARS WILL ONLY GET U DOLLAR MENU GIRLS
AT LEAST GET 20 FOR A GOOD BJ
FUCK A NIGGA MONEY MAKE ME CUM
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THE ONE IN THE YELLOW LOOKS 12 WHAT THE FUCK
DOLLARS WILL ONLY GET U DOLLAR MENU GIRLS
AT LEAST GET 20 FOR A GOOD BJ
FUCK A NIGGA MONEY MAKE ME CUM
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
They just need to find more three-foot johns.
No Sarah Larson?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
#2 has ceiling eyes.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Better-looking than most of the celebretards of the moment.
Classy!
The Tampa 14 on TSG is a great set, too. They even made those bitches write up their own cards! The faces were older than the ages by a good ten years, of course.
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"GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMIE YOU DICK DRIP!" ~LoLo
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and this is the reason strip clubs have dim lighting
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Ok, 1st one, 2nd row. WTF? Is she 12?
I seriously would not pay ANY of these ho's a dollar for a lap dance.
They are NASTY!!!
More like sucking dick for crack!!!!!!! These bitches need meth.
First one, second row, looks like a CHILD. wth.
These women are strippers? I think I know the "quality" of that strip club.
Why do these cholas always insist on making themselves look surprised?
There are some seriously busted faces in that group.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.