There Is Beauty In This World
I want to print out all these mug shots and hang them on my wall to remind myself that there is true beauty in this world. Looking at fugly ass celebrities all day long can make you forget that.
These beautiful twats were arrested in a Houston stripper club raid! They're classy too! TSG reports that this is the 4th Houston strip club raid in the past 18 months. All these lovelies were arrested for violating Texas' "three-foot rule." Basically, they were sucking dick for dollas!
Feast your eyes on their gorgeous creatures. Seriously, some of them aren't bad. I'm serious! And their eyebrow game is proper! You can visit TSG to see more mug shots from the other strip club raids.
In my next life, I want to come back as a Texas day-shift stripper with amazing eyebrows.
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Well, knock me over with a feather! Jimmy Bocca is having his fucking period again. Take some Midol and STFU.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
My God Jimmy, CTFD! This site is for entertainment purposes. Have a sense of humor. I am pretty certain that the advertisers on here already know the content of the site, so I doubt seriously you should waste time by contacting them. If you are so concerned about this situation, I suggest you get a fund going for these girls and channel your energies that way. If you don't like what is being said, easy solution, don't come to the party if you don't like the host!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 3, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Jimmy Bocca if you don't like MK or Dlisted why do you waste YOUR time coming here?
some people are dying to be offended, if they're not offended... they're offended
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Jimmy Bocca if you don't like MK or Dlisted why do you waste YOUR time coming here? You fucking dumbass, if you don't like what you see, DONT LOG ON TO DLISTED!!! GET A FUCKING BRAIN!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
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Damn, this is really sad... Dunno if I can snark on these girls. However I should say that I never understood why Jimmy Bocca insists on coming here and constantly blast MK, DListed, and the posters in here if he sooooo hates the material. Please, take your opinions else where if this offends you. I never go to Perez for the very reason that I hate his unoriginal, unfunny, cruel posting. That and I outright hate that asshole.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 1:50pm.
HAHAHA!!
OT: strippers, gotta love 'em
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
@JimmyBocca
I sent your post to MK, he told me to tell you this:
"And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet!"
Ah the DLISTED love is like no other.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Whoa... Jimmy, it's a gossip site... if you don't like it, leave. Nobody is keeping you here.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 3, 2008 - 1:40pm.
The vast majority do it completely by choice, either because they have drug habits to support, they never bothered to get an education, or they want a real high paycheck with no experience required. Generally, the strippers that are forced to do it are the ones you see in movies on the Lifetime Network. Additionally, none were arrested for committing a sex act.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
If you don't like this site, why do you keep coming back and why did you even register in the first place?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:43pm.
you like banging your head into a wall, 'eh?LOL!
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it's ok...I'd rather deal with him or LA than.....others.
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Hey Jimmy...Please leave.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:43pm.
you like banging your head into a wall, 'eh?LOL!
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
I'm not gonna lie to you guys: somewhere, sometime, with someone in post-Bush America we're all gonna have be sucking dick for something. So I feel for them.
I agree that it is a sad life Jimmy...I do...but everything MK says is in jest...and if you really don't like what he has to say, you really should just stop visiting this site. I have left other sites, because I didn't like the posts....
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
and again... that'll be the day
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now
She was a day stripper, a one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now
She was a day stripper, a one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now
She was a day stripper, a Sunday driver yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out
Day stripper
Day stripper yeah
Day stripper
Day stripper yeah
Day stripper
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Okay, the girl in the yellow shirt looks 13. There is no WAY that girl is at least 18! This makes me sad, I feel bad for these women :(
No I will not relax. I think it's really pathetic for him to post these womans pictures and make fun of them. Not everyone has a cookie cutter life and to exploit them just becuase they did a sex act to make ends meet is just beyond low. I mean comon are you really going to make fun of a womans mug shot for doing something that she probably didn't enjoy but had to to maybe support her family or pay bills? Like who are we to judge. This is just disgusting. I will be emailing all of the advertisments on MK's website. Trust and believe.
(#2 on the thumbnail list) shouldn't be on the pole!! She looks about 1,000,0000,000,000 time better than skank face Longwhoria without makeup. A stylist here, a bit of cash there and she could be sipping a glass of something with Brad & Angie. The rest...
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on June 3, 2008 - 1:37pm.
I don't understand the raiding of strip clubs...
they're just making sure that anyone that missed the gleaming neon sign and wandered in there unknowingly wasn't offended
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
I don't understand the raiding of strip clubs. The cop's didn't get their cocks suck by the mothers, fathers, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband that they wake up on the wrong side of the bed to raid brothels and strip clubs.
I don't understand the raiding of strip clubs. The cop's didn't get their cocks suck by the mothers, fathers, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband that they wake up on the wrong side of the bed to raid brothels and strip clubs.
ESE...hahahah
well Jimmy, you can start MK's site "going in the dumps" by not visiting it anymore. Just a suggestion....
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Yeesh, Jimmy Bocca....relax......
that'll be the day
OT: hey! we're talking about strippers!.. whoo-hoo!!
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
That last girl looks so unwell. I wonder how long she's been on crack?
Yeesh, Jimmy Bocca....relax......
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Submitted by Bossy on June 3, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Quite a few states have a version of the 3 foot rule. Basically, they state that a topless stripper can't approach within 3 feet of a customer, so if the patron so much as hands her a dollar, she is breaking the law.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Oh, and I think that the Houston police have more serious criminals to apprehend than these people.. I mean, prioritize.
The brunette in the blue shirt is actually really pretty. The rest are pretty messed up though.
I'm confused though, what did they do? Prostitute and steal, both, or one or the other?
~*Head Bitch*~
well put Mrs. K- "Survival sex is sad" indeed...We don't know how any of these women landed in this kind of occupation. Some do it to keep up with drug use (making a lot more than they would at a regular job if they have limited skills) but I wonder about the abuse factor. That's kind of why I stay away of making comments on them- it could be a terrible scene some of them grew up in.
That said, I do think it's funny how some here made the effort to put on a happy face a smile for the mug shot. Indomitable!
"strip club raids"?!... as in spraying for bugs?
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
They all belong to the same church group, Our Lady of Insufficient Lighting.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Most are not wearing cosmetics or stripper outfits. I am not buying this.
By the looks of these mug shots Texas needs to come up with a 10 foot.....pole rule!
That's why I live in a teepee!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 1:16pm.
the bitch part is when the coins come out of the slot
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
The good thing about dancers like these is that when you give them a dollar, you actually get 3 quarters back.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
the last one looks like a used, pissed off, female "Alfalfa"
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
I agree with M.K. Given some heavy prescription beer goggles and really dim lighting, these bitches are HAWT!
Patty Griffin: "One More Girl"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Joe8Nq-RlNE
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 3, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Holy crap. The 1st girl in the second row looks like she's FIFTEEN.
sshh!!.. that's her catchphrase
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Holy crap. The 1st girl in the second row looks like she's FIFTEEN.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 1:02pm.
More like an implant museum.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:56pm.
The day shift is where old strippers go to die.
like the elephant graveyard... well, with more pasties
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Are we sure these weren't the faces of meth pics?
It must be the ass, 'cause it ain't the face.
oh yeah, these ho's look busted.
so where are the photos of the johns?
the johns were committing an indecency too!
but i want to rag on the appearance of their johns for shits and giggles.
there would be no hos if it werent for the ho'mongerers!
well, everyone needs a "i remember when" photo
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:56pm.
The day shift is where old strippers go to die.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
More than a couple of them look REALLY young.
I'm laughing at the one who's smiling like "LOOK EVERYONE, I GOT ARRESTED! WHEEEEEE!"
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