There Is Beauty In This World
I want to print out all these mug shots and hang them on my wall to remind myself that there is true beauty in this world. Looking at fugly ass celebrities all day long can make you forget that.
These beautiful twats were arrested in a Houston stripper club raid! They're classy too! TSG reports that this is the 4th Houston strip club raid in the past 18 months. All these lovelies were arrested for violating Texas' "three-foot rule." Basically, they were sucking dick for dollas!
Feast your eyes on their gorgeous creatures. Seriously, some of them aren't bad. I'm serious! And their eyebrow game is proper! You can visit TSG to see more mug shots from the other strip club raids.
In my next life, I want to come back as a Texas day-shift stripper with amazing eyebrows.
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I am sorry, but I fail to see that any of them really look all that sad. The ones that have a particular look seem to be saying "shit, this is cutting into my shift" I have frequented many strip clubs in my time, I have had a few friends who have been strippers- The ones that I have known and talked to have gone into the business because it is quick and fairly easy money. To say Jimmy that you KNOW these girls don't enjoy doing what they are doing is a bunch of crap. Unless you know them personally, you don't know how or what they feel. I think that it is pretty standard when you go into the flesh trade, rather as a stripper, call girl, whatever, you are aware that vice is just around the corner waiting to pounce on you. These mug shots are public record, hell, I can pull mine up from my DUI years ago if I want. If it showed up on a web site, I'd just laugh cause I put on the cheesiest smile ever. I also wowed the cops with my ability to escape from police issue handcuffs!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 3:40pm.
oh yeah, the whole "i have a friend" story!... kidding, kidding!LOL!
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
I agree Mrs. K, which is why even though I grew up in a town that glorifies the stripper as ideal, I CHOSE not to enter that field. Unfortunately, some of these girls disagree and think that money, however gotten, is the most important thing on the planet. I just think it is dangerous thinking to assume that every one of these chicks is there by force or because of some previous tragedy and a little insulting to those that are smart and intelligent and proud of what they do.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I actually knew a girl who loved to screw anything with legs, and once she semi-joked about how she was thinking about hookering. Actually, I think she is doing that currently, and loves it. But this girl loes sex, so she probably enjoys getting paid to get off...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 2:53pm
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Mrs K you are so right. Back when stripping was just stripping, most clubs enforced a strict no contact policy between the strippers and the customers. Since lap dancing has become so huge strippers now really have no choice but to participate in it because that brings in way more customers than simple stripping from a stage.(And for a club owner, more customers = more money. So if you don't wanna lap dance, take a hike) A lot of strippers have not been happy about this, because even though in many places the law says NO physical contact between dancer and customer, many clubs have VIP rooms or private booths where the customers can paw and sometimes sexally assault the dancers in privacy. Of course some women consent to this and others don't. Lap dancing has brought a whole lot of street prostitutes in off of street corners. Dancers who don't want to have sexual contact with customers have to either leave the business or give up and do it (basically prostitute themselves) Sucks either way.
Sorry this is so long, but interesting subject.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 3, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I told one girl how much I made in a month and she laughed till she cried at the idea of working as much as I do for what I thought was good money.
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Some people care about other things besides money.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Bradi, I was thinking grrrll power and penning for Paramore instead. Besides I hate Wentz, you know that. And I chickened out and went back to brown. Blonde's too much upkeep, and I'm a lazy fuck. Yeah, JPJ was the nicest, and very funny. I got him to sign a dollar bill for my dad coz that was the only thing I could find, and he said I was a smart girl who'd go places. Lovely lovely man...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on June 3, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Well I'll be a cocksucker!
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*dies*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 3:25pm.
hoped you'd be buzzed enough to not give chase.
yeah, never. gonna. happen... well, there are the times i'm unconscious!
OT: i don't know, you figure it out
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 2:20pm
Bwahahaha...people...oh Bradi how I love thee... But seriously... if you hooker/strip/sensually massage and are completely comfortable with it, and don't feel exploited, then more power to you.
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my opinion is any woman who sells her body and says she is comfortable with it and doesnt feel exploited is lying to themselves.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Well I'll be a cocksucker!
MONKEYPOX YOU MET JOHN PAUL JONES?!?!?!?!! YOU LUCKY LEETOLE BEESCH!!! serrsly though that is amazing.
LOLO YOU HOT HEAD INJURY HEATHEN!!!! what up !?
VIVA - most hookers will tell you how GREAT being a hooker is, and theyll tell you that they only have sex with the guy when they want to and everyother time theyre just making the john THEIR trick. To me its a big bravado act to conceal their own realization that what theyre doing to make $ is scarring their souls for life.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 3:24pm.
What, are you penning lyrics for the next Fall Out Boy album?
btw, your picture is d'lish.
Are blond blond yet or just hi-lighting?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Tang, I quit that biz after a few months on account of the fact that I was 19 and working two full time jobs, with a commute time of 4 hours (no exxageration), and slept only a couple hours every night. I had a great time though, and would do it again in a heart beat. However, my accountant wanna-be side keeps me at a regular old job...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Well, I guess my inner drama queen got a little carried away. Obviously the woman in Houston have not experienced what the women in that excerpt experienced.
There is nothing wrong with stripping or exotic dancing.
It just makes me sad that at one time these women were once somebody's precious baby girls and now they are taking drugs and sucking cocks.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
@ESE:
Well, I didn't expect you to get it for me, I was going to do another run-by and hoped you'd be buzzed enough to not give chase.
*stomps off in search of an easier target*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 2:20pm
Bwahahaha...people...oh Bradi how I love thee... But seriously... if you hooker/strip/sensually massage and are completely comfortable with it, and don't feel exploited, then more power to you. However, if you feel like you have no other option to put food on your table, I feel for you, and I wish I made more so I could help you. ANd I sincerely mean that...okay, I'm done. Don't mean to get all emo on you guys >*P<
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Ok, no more mention of midgets(little people) I swear! Monkeypox, John Paul Jones!! That is awesome! My life would be complete if I met a member of Zeppelin. It's great to hear that he is a nice dude. Are you still involved in the music buisness? BTW, I think your pics on here are always lovely.
These women would scare the cock right off me...if I had one ;-P
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 3:14pm.
WHere the hell is ESE with that vodka?
i believe you're mistaking me for your son/waiter BEAT... get your own damn voddie!!LOL!
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
@Bradi:
GAH! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not the People! NO!! WHere will she get all her true facts?
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Look, this social commentary is lovely, but can we save it for the NPR bulletin boards?
C'mon, this is Dlisted and we are obligated to bust on everyone.
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I can't do it. I guess...I guess... I am different and special. I just FEEL more than most people.
- I am canceling your subscription to PEOPLE.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@Mrs. K:
Boy, are you slumming.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Monkey Pox is beautiful with high lights or not
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
HI Missy and PSL! I haven't been here since FRIDAY! I had to read through 6 pages to get caught up. Missy, Bradi sent MK that post from JB and my siggie is his response!
OnT: I live in Vegas, and there are a lot of girls who proudly toe the line between dancer and prostitute, but many of them laugh in your face if you try to pity them. I told one girl how much I made in a month and she laughed till she cried at the idea of working as much as I do for what I thought was good money. I think there are different types of people who strip, just like there are different types of people who do drugs or smoke or drink or gamble or the multitude of things that people shouldn't do that they do anyways.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
again... i think MONKEY's pretty... just sayin'
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Look, this social commentary is lovely, but can we save it for the NPR bulletin boards?
C'mon, this is Dlisted and we are obligated to bust on everyone.
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I can't do it. I guess...I guess... I am different and special. I just FEEL more than most people.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Nectar, dont call monkey any more names ok?
Why dont you play WITH US instead of being like that? Come on?
Just try it.
Tell us about yourself.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Oh no! What ever shall I do? You don't approve of a picture of mine from high school. I should just go slit my wrists right now. Going back to ignoring your troll ass again...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Stick with your real color. It is pure and beautiful and suits you, hon.
Mrs. K, that excerpt is heart breaking. Which is why I volunteer and donate to Heartland Alliances that work against human trafficking. It's awful just what some of these women, men, and children go through. It just breaks my heart...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Green highlights. Eeew.
Well I thought I'd bring out the entire clown face fjust for you Nectar. You know I wait on your every word, right?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Please find a dead actress to use in your av. Not fair we have to look at THAT!
Look, this social commentary is lovely, but can we save it for the NPR bulletin boards?
C'mon, this is Dlisted and we are obligated to bust on everyone.
WHere the hell is ESE with that vodka?
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Tangerine, I've met a bunch of celebs too when I interned at a record label, and ITA...most act like their shit smells like marshmallows and new born pups. The nicest person i met though was John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
You won me over, LoLo. Now back to being a bastard and I am not talking about you here. Some people just cannot have blonde hair or highlights. The second photo is no better. Nice teeth, though. The rest? Eh.
THERE IS NO FREEDOM IN SLAVERY: FORCED PROSTITUTION IS REAL.
By Andy Baker 11.17.04
You are a teenage girl growing up in Estonia. You're dirt poor. Your prospects are dim. One day, you see a want ad in your local newspaper: "Agency seeking young women to work as au pairs. High paying opportunities throughout the European Union and United States."
Encouraged, you meet a local employment agency recruiter for a few interviews and what luck! The agency finds you a job. Not only that, they supply you with a travel visa and plane tickets. Next thing you
know, you're on your way to Athens to work as a live-in for a diplomat's family. Life is good.
Only you don't make it to Greece. Rather, you wind up in some Serbian backwater where you are starved, beaten and forced into prostitution. Over the next year you service 10 to 15 men a day, earning your Estonian syndicate bosses about $50,000. In exchange for your labors you receive more beatings, enough food to keep you alive and crappy cigarettes. This is your life.
http://blacktable.com/baker041117.htm
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by tangerine on June 3, 2008 - 3:09pm.
sshhhh!... don't mention midgets(little people).... TV'll be all over this!
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
Monkey Pox
i want one of dem onsies with a dong slot in the front for me weiner!
MISSY! missy missy missy missssssssssAY!
Missss-AY!
OLE! How is your day?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Hey LoLo, some guys might be into that!!! We had stripper midgets come in once (I know I should use the term "little people" but it sounds better that way) and they made a ton of money.
Looks like a casting call for a VH1 reality show. Bret Michaels will be banging one of these girls in no time.
Lolo can't wait to get myself a onesie...you're getting one for X-mas in July!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by missy on June 3, 2008 - 3:02pm.
its like the universe telling junkies to straighten up and fly right.
hey!!.. i can live anyway i want!!.. damn the universe!!
OT: yeah, not even trying anymore
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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."
spank you tangerine:)
If i werent a hermaphrodite id totaly do that!
Only offer i got were from the circus but i told those bitches i just will not work with those wolf boys again! You would not believe the hair those messy boys left in the drain of the elephant shower facility.
wait what????? Nectar is talking to me and there were no insults....
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Hey Monkeypox, she is our idol. That is every strippers dream!! Haha. Although I have met some celebrities. I met Tommy Lee and Carey Hart (carey, corey?? don't remember) in the midst of the Pink divorce troubles. I knew shit was going down when he came into the strip club. I always pretend like I do not know who they are. They are always such arrogant assholes.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 11:55am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 1:53pm
You mean no one chooses that path with the exception of Mushy, Hohan, Pussy Hole, etc...
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I think it's been well-established that with Dina as a mother, Lilo had very little choice of what path to choose.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
I am saddened by the sight of these woman.....why aren't any of the nasty guys pictured or even arrested? DOUBLE STANDARD I GUESS!
I agree Manimal...
Mrs K - yes its a sad situation when an addict gets to the point that they turn to prostitution to support a habit, but its one of the multitude of consequenses that makes that life less desirable. If getting high all day was peaches and cream then no one would do a damn thing in this world.. its like the universe telling junkies to straighten up and fly right.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by tangerine on June 3, 2008 - 1:58pm
Oh but honey! You could've been the next Sarah Larson! Now get your tusher out to Vegas adn work the pole for silver fox georgie there...lol (you know I'm just kidding, right?) And btw, as a feminist, my belief is that as long as you can sleep wihtout guilt weighing on your conscience at night, you do what you need to do to get by. Feminism is all about choice...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton