Tuesday, June 3rd 2008

There Is Beauty In This World

I want to print out all these mug shots and hang them on my wall to remind myself that there is true beauty in this world. Looking at fugly ass celebrities all day long can make you forget that.

These beautiful twats were arrested in a Houston stripper club raid! They're classy too! TSG reports that this is the 4th Houston strip club raid in the past 18 months. All these lovelies were arrested for violating Texas' "three-foot rule." Basically, they were sucking dick for dollas!

Feast your eyes on their gorgeous creatures. Seriously, some of them aren't bad. I'm serious! And their eyebrow game is proper! You can visit TSG to see more mug shots from the other strip club raids.

In my next life, I want to come back as a Texas day-shift stripper with amazing eyebrows.

Posted by: Michael K


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It's sad to see that these young women have to make a living in places that exploit them like farm animals. And why aren't the assholes, that they were too close on, plastered all over the net as well since these girls are sometime forced to break the law in order to compete with their "Mob" Boss's need to treat them like cattle for dollars?? The more, the money for their Bosses but not the girls! And they did not have to be sucking dick to get arrested, just sitting or grinding on someone's filthy lap would get them in this bullshit state. Many times the girls have to work so many hours that they are just fucking tired so they sit on the slime balls that slither in for a dance, unfortunately, then they end up with a Record for life! America has the worst educational shitstem in the Industrial World and Strip Bars all over our Nation gives out cheap lap dances in celebration for this every day! Shit, in Texas there are people doing 70 years for just smoking one fucking joint!! Well, at least these girls weren't married off to an 90 year old FLDS slime ball so to have to clean his smelly old smegma off his shribbled old penis for no dollars at all??

"The More You Know, The Less You Need"

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lil miss-
Omg I am SO happy for my good life too!! it's fucking awesome.
i did not say EVERY stripper was like that, just like every stripper is NOT a victim of human trafficing.
and i am not judging these women, the strippers i personally know are different, not EVERY stripper. Like i said, those bitches are hot.

& i come from a hard working immigrant family who ARE the janitors AND the assembly line workers. SO DONT TELL ME TO FUCKING RESPECT!!
And YES i was born here but i still have hardships, helping illegal relatives, ss#, translating for them, co-signing loans, supporting, etc.

and no, not ANYONE in my place would have my opportunities, i worked hard for my shit and i still am!!
Please STFU, you dont know shit about me. YES, there are unfortunate things that happen to women, but not all, that doesnt mean im not sensitive to the fact.

*chola que chula*

@MichaelK:
As much as I normally love this site... putting pictures of people online who are
Z-listed and underprivileged is so not funny.

Stay with the D/E/F-Listers (there are enough out there who do stupid things everyday and some of them even WANT to be in the net... more PP!!!).

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que chula - I'm happy for your good life! You, probably, were lucky enough to be born in the US to legal parents and go to US high school, or you have a family in US who support you.

So you had an opportunity and money to go to college, anyone on your place would. Many foreigners don't have such opportunities. Many are trapped in human-trafficking.

People don't start stripping in a $3 bucks place if they have a good life.

Anyway, being born to an elitist family (although I certainly don't consider myself to be one) and having a life, covered in chocolate, I do believe that every job deserves respect.

If there would be no nightmen or janitors - we all would be drawn in deep crap.

If there would be no strippers - our men would go to prostitutes.

If there would be no prostitutes, our men would go to gold-diggers. (Gold-digging in this sense is a hobby, not a job) Or they would go and rape other women and so on.

And there will be never ceasing examples of every works' importance. This endless circle of jobs shows us that every job deserves respect. Eliminate one and society can’t function properly any longer.

So would you be so good kind and not judge these women for not having your opportunities or living your life. To each - his own.

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NonnyMouse:

love your avie its very soothing. And Hekki? i have known so many women who attended BMCC who where strippers.

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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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It's late and I am Stumbling and found this slightly on topic post about cuddling with a hooker at the Mustang Ranch.

http://nevadasagebrush.com/blog/2008/05/06/i-paid-100-to-cuddle-with-a-p...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 1:36am.

sleep well, TV!... i'll try to keep it in the gutter if anyone shows up before i leave

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Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 4, 2008 - 1:25am.

Don't you know, they were ALL forced into it? Not one of the strippers in the world ever CHOSE to do it.

On that note, I gotta work early tomorrow for lapdance money, take it easy, ESE.

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oh, i'm sorry... are we still discussing the poor downtrodden strippers?... yeah, i'll watch this... i like "entertainment"

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Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"

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Submitted by EyeRoll on June 4, 2008 - 12:26am.

Not at all, but I can't help but notice all the poor people that somehow avoid being forced into becoming sex workers.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 7:03pm.

Submitted by Little miss on June 3, 2008 - 7:22pm.

I somehow missed the gun that was held up to the heads of these girls that forced them to become strippers. Unbeknownst to you, there are actually OTHER places of employment they could have tried. There are PLENTY of people in this country who live far below the poverty level, somehow, they don't all end up as strippers.
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Submitted by Little miss on June 3, 2008 - 7:22pm.

I somehow missed the gun that was held up to the heads of these girls that forced them to become strippers. Unbeknownst to you, there are actually OTHER places of employment they could have tried. There are PLENTY of people in this country who live far below the poverty level, somehow, they don't all end up as strippers.

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And where are the dick-heads who demanded contact beyond the 3 foot boundary? Were they arrested? Where are their pictures plastered all over the internet? Bet they don't look any better and likely worse. That's right - demonize the women and let the boys slink away, a-ok.

If America (or let's face it most of the world) would get over christian/judaism/islamic antiquated ideas about sex and the body, we wouldn't need to marginalize women (and homos). But then again, we wouldn't have cheap-ass celebrities, then we wouldn't have dlisted and then i wouldn't have anywhere to procrastinate.

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ummm these strippers are not making any money....trust! these are basement bottom barrel hos here.

and yeah you'd have a wonky eye if someone jizzed on your face too

"im not on welfare or wic", I neither strip or suck dick!

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yeah, I said it! what?

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re: Submitted by Little miss on June 3, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Most of these women are Mexicans. Which life choices are you people talking here about? College? Huh? Luxurious life and savings??? Those women are not American citisen strippers who have all the opportunities and ways open in their lifes. Come down to planet Earth
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Well, as a legal Mexican American, non-stripper, college student, i would like to say.... WTF. i support my baby by working and goin to school. and im not on welfare or wic!

it doesn't come easily but it's def possible and there are lots of opportunities. AND, there are other opportunities if you are not an American citizen. Trust, i have illegal friends and family who prove it.
JUST CAUSE THEY LOOK MEXICAN DOESNT MEAN THEY ARENT CITIZENS AND MEXICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COME HERE ILLEGALLY
i think you need to come down to planet earth

*chola que chula*

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I seriously need to come back and read this thread when I'm sober. Or not.

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The second one has a serious wonky eye!
It's like "Are you talking to me? I can't tell!"

"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

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Submitted by Little miss on June 3, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Sigh.
I agree with you.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

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Just followed the thread, which wish I didn't. It is unbelievable, how many people in this forum have shown their true ugly faces.

By the way, to jump all together on one forum member is unethical, basely and sleasy.

Most of these women are Mexicans. Which life choices are you people talking here about? College? Huh? Luxurious life and savings??? Those women are not American citisen strippers who have all the opportunities and ways open in their lifes. Come down to planet Earth.

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Submitted by not blond on June 3, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Contrary to the ugly stereotypes of strippers "as fallen women, dope addicts, or disease carriers, strippers are women at work--supporting children as single parents, trying to go to school, surviving economically in a job market that underpays women at every economic level, trying to survive difficult family lives and poverty.
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i totally agree and i have friends that are strippers, but they do not HAVE TO STRIP, if they're uneducated and supportin kids, they can get a production job and make a decent amount of money. the girls i know that strip are kinda lazy and want to make easy money, and they enjoy it!! it def aint a last resort. and im not talkin shit, but thats how it is most of the time

*chola que chula*

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damn look at the second mugshot, homegirl is mad pretty!!! for real, and the last one looks like a broke down Ange Joie, but still pretty hot. strippers are hot, except for the first one in 2nd row, she look like she a 10 year old Hannah Montana fan... not rite

*chola que chula*

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 3:55pm
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Hey PSL..yes, hahahaha I was researching it! Do you remember me whining about the paper I had to write? I actually did write a paper on municipal law, zoning and *adult* clubs. It was either that or something on easements. It really wasn't so hard to make a choice.

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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
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What a misogynistic post, MK. You turn to Todd on IDLYITW.

I thought this site is for trashing selebs, not the people in need, f.e. trafficking victims, refugees, battered women.

Disappointing.

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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.

How can people condemn these women who are just doing what a girl has gotta? Sure, celebrities are fair game though even there some people go way over the line (however Tomigurl is truly evil and dangerous and deserves all the contempt and hate he asks for) - but to kick these women when they are down is cheap.

Contrary to the ugly stereotypes of strippers "as fallen women, dope addicts, or disease carriers, strippers are women at work--supporting children as single parents, trying to go to school, surviving economically in a job market that underpays women at every economic level, trying to survive difficult family lives and poverty.

Get over yourselves as paragons of moral virtue and except that we are all basically whores - selling our talents in the marketplace.

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I never saw so many chola eyebrows in my life.

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jimmy is just a jellus hater cuz these hos are gettin paid and he cant even give it away
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 4:24pm.

and here i thought Sock-Monkey was the abused one?!?!... live and learn, live and learn

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If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 3, 2008 - 4:24pm.

I'd try, but Bridget the Midget has had it up to here __ with free ticket requests.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 4:21pm.

I don't love it anymore so much as fear her . Those tiny fists of fury....

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Well, I'd quit, but I fought long and hard to get the position as Bridget the Midget's personal assistant.
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Holy shit can you get me some tickets to a show? I was in Houston for like a month and the strip club by our apt. had her as a special guest for like a week and every time we tried to go see her that shit was PACKED and we got turned away.

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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch

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Okay, MK has it wrong, it's not a Texas law, it's a Houston law (per The Smoking Gun's report). Now I know why my guy friends don't wander to Houston for their lady fun...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 4:16pm.

as long as you're doing something that you love, ya know... "god's work"!!LOL!

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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 2:57pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 3:25pm.

Wait, what about the women on Dlisted that are taking drugs and sucking cocks? I happen to love them for it!
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There's a 3 foot rule in this state? Maybe it's at the all-nude clubs or something... I've had guy friends get all kinds of right-on-you dances at different spots all over the state.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 4:08pm.

Well, I'd quit, but I fought long and hard to get the position as Bridget the Midget's personal assistant.

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Submitted by missy on June 3, 2008 - 1:07pm.
putas - i agree 100%. anyone who tells themselves they love being a hooker because they love sex is lying to themselves. i believe this wholeheartedly.
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YES!! That's what I'm talking about. TEAM MISSY!!!!!

You DO have that whole dignity vs money thing to consider. Cleaning houses might provide you with dignity, but it won't pay for school uniforms for four imaginary daughters!

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Wait, what about the women on Dlisted that are taking drugs and sucking cocks? I happen to love them for it!
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Oh, you! You're just a big hearted palooka. C'mere and lay one on me, doll.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 4:05pm.

the mention WAS stripper midgets!!... that'll teach ya for having a job!

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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."

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putas - i agree 100%. anyone who tells themselves they love being a hooker because they love sex is lying to themselves. i believe this wholeheartedly.

stripping is different.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 4:01pm.

Midgets!? Were they stripper midgets !? Are they coming back !!!????

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 3, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I just think it is dangerous thinking to assume that every one of these chicks is there by force or because of some previous tragedy and a little insulting to those that are smart and intelligent and proud of what they do.
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Well, you are right and I do not assume that every one of them is there by force...what you just said. I just want people to know that sex slavery exists all over the world. Many women and children are NOT doing it by choice.
For me, there is nothing appealing about the adult entertainment industry in any way, shape or form. It all just seems so unsavory to me.

And for all those women making beaucoup bucks showing off their lady parts, I just hope they are smart and intelligent enough to make investments or have another plan. I'm guessing the retirement age for strippers is a little younger than the retirement age for other professions where removing one's clothes is not a requirement.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

Stock Broker's picture

I was wondering what Angeloonies looked like...

original putas's picture

Sucking on unwashed pissy dick is not hot. Is earning an honest living so offensive to these whores? At least by cleaning houses or something, you get to keep your dignity.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 3:57pm.

i knew it would only be a matter of time till you showed up after the mention of midgets

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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 3:25pm.

Wait, what about the women on Dlisted that are taking drugs and sucking cocks? I happen to love them for it!

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joe, weren't you just doing research on this?

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 3:48pm.

i'm like pudding... you leave it out long enough, nothing's gettin' through... and it's useless!

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"I don't know, but I've been told.
If you keep on dancing, you'll never grow old."

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

1st row, 2nd pic is the prettiest.
2nd row, 1st pic doesn't look a day over 12.
Last pic is just plain scary.
Um what about the guys getting arrested?
~SAS

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Damn ESE, you are just too damn sharp....can't get anythign past you...lol
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I don't think these girls are ugly. They're normal-looking. They look like regular college girls. If you told me they were from City College, I'd believe you.