Back To Vegas
Now that Sarah Larson has lost her position as George Clooney's #1 call girl, she's been sent back to the ho factory aka Las Vegas. A friend told FoxNews that Sarah never saw it coming. Sarah isn't the shiniest dildo in the sex store, so she wouldn't see "it" coming even if "it" busted on her face.
The friend said, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated. She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
Sarah had her shot at trapping Clooney and she failed. Epic fail! This was an easy case. Even if they didn't do sexay times together, she should have found other ways. Sarah should have sent one of her hot gerbil friends to seduce Clooney into dumping his pepaw load into a frozen condom. Voila! Instant baby!
Wait, Richard Gere is the one into gerbils, right? Fuckity fuck! I always confuse those silver foxes.
Oh well, Sarah Larson will be showing off her mannequin vagina in Playboy before the end of the year. Believe it!
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So she thought that she would snag the elusive,/em> bachelor. Pfft!!
~SAS
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 8:12am.
you're lucky you gave me enough money and signed that Confidentiality agreement....or I'd be on the phone with Star Magazine right now....I could ruin you.....hehehhe
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 11:12am.
Lolo. that was funny! The look on that face! hehehhhe
what are you doing here? Oh, I forgot, you are a loser without a job, so you have nothing else to do!
Yeah, i just came here, with my jobless ass, to talk to your jobless loser ass and see how your ass is growing, i meant doing.
I made out with Nectar last night. He has a kitten tounge. Little, stinky, and feels like sand paper.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 11:12am.
B.B.,
You think she had keys??
- To the liquor cabinet. Maybe a car.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
B.B.,
You think she had keys??
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I don't know about all this talk about severance packages and confidentiality. She's not going to sign any such agreement when it's over (unless the payment were stupidly huge--more than People would pay for her tale). And if he asked her to sign any such thing at the beginning, she really is a dumb Vegas waitress for believing they had any chance at anything.
Lolo. that was funny! The look on that face! hehehhhe
what are you doing here? Oh, I forgot, you are a loser without a job, so you have nothing else to do!
Sarah will be fine. Another rich man will save her from poverty....or she can sell the clothes she got from George on Ebay.
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
I said it a long time ago. As soon as she started getting photo'd by herself at different events, she was walking off the short pier. That why George's women go away. They get confused on who is the star in the family...LOL
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PSL- Exactly! Saying she doesn't deserve to be dumped is like she's really saying she DID deserve the fame and lifestyle that came with dating him. Please.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Clooney like, ha like sooo never gone ON record saying he would never marry again, So i can see how she is so suprised.
I caught her reaction when she heard the news!
You should see the look on her face! BITCH WAS SHOCKED!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bd17076518
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 11:02am.
She walked into the kitchen, a large manila envelope on the counter with her "papers" and schedule of payments for services rendered.
She had to then take the keys off her keychain.
Then Georgie called The Brad and said, "Its done. Your turn."
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Odds are, Sarah believed that SHE would be the one to get/trap him. She probably figured she was much smarter than all of the other women he has dated in the past and never made it to the alter.
Clooney is NOT getting married. Ever.
**ParisSucksLiterally**Couldn't agree with you more. People don't change!!!!!
On that note, how quickly before she's waiting tables again?
As far as the "Friend" as the source,yeah, I'm willing to bet that was Sarah herself.
Bradiful, I agree..."doesn't deserve this"
Doesn't deserve what? People get dumped all the time....she had a great run. For a year, she got designer clothes, private jet trips all over the world, and lived the high life....be grateful you ever got that chance honey....most people will never have that. Plus, I'm sure George paid her a severance pacjage to keep her mouth shut, so she doesn't have to worry about that ever again.
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Does Sara Larson has a Plan B ????
Must be devastating to go back to Table shifts, after those Dreamy Red Carpet Events....being photographed next to big A list stars, and share red caprpet with regulars like Phoebe price, no?
“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated. She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
-Marriage? Doesn't deserve this? Uh, Sarah thinking you would get married automatically incurs you did indeed deserve this.
Hope you made a video of sexy times, you could get reality show.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I love that its "a friend" who told Fox News this information....what a friend.
Still...buh bye Sarah...you had your chance!!
Should be fun to watch. Two possibilities are she goes wildly off the deep end or she hooks up with Fabio.
Clooney plays for both teams, I guess it was time to huddle up again with the boys. Oh, and boo-fucking-hoo Sarah! My loser ex and I made lots of plans to, but even as we made them, I knew he was lying. Open your eyes girl, you can't change them.
She thought he'd marry her? That just shows how dumb she is.
He has said over and over he won't marry again.
Women need to remember that we CANNOT CHANGE MEN!
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.