Back To Vegas
Now that Sarah Larson has lost her position as George Clooney's #1 call girl, she's been sent back to the ho factory aka Las Vegas. A friend told FoxNews that Sarah never saw it coming. Sarah isn't the shiniest dildo in the sex store, so she wouldn't see "it" coming even if "it" busted on her face.
The friend said, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated. She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
Sarah had her shot at trapping Clooney and she failed. Epic fail! This was an easy case. Even if they didn't do sexay times together, she should have found other ways. Sarah should have sent one of her hot gerbil friends to seduce Clooney into dumping his pepaw load into a frozen condom. Voila! Instant baby!
Wait, Richard Gere is the one into gerbils, right? Fuckity fuck! I always confuse those silver foxes.
Oh well, Sarah Larson will be showing off her mannequin vagina in Playboy before the end of the year. Believe it!
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She isn't going to miss Cobwebbish Clooney but she will miss the lime light! And Vegas isnt a Ho Factory like small town USA is but more like a Ho Heaven:)
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Submitted by r5bales on June 4, 2008 - 2:13am.
sshh!.. don't say "dick"... Clooney'll come runnin'!
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I read where he dumped her because they couldn't be taken seriously as an activist couple because she was such a party girl. IF this was the case then shame on GC. He knew what she was when he got her telephone number. IMHO He should be ashamed.
If he knew she was around just for slap and tickle, then he should not have invited her to the red-carpet stuff like he did. I think he should have protected her a little more. Dick.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
OMG, ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Poor delusional girl...at least she got cute clothes and shoes out of it! Every cloud does have a silver lining.
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she's not smart, her face does not register that either.
good thing GClooney dumped her.
saw two websites on her profiles.
It's been written she is 29yrs old, going to be 30yrs old in december
One website wrote she is 37yrs old! Her birthday as 4thDec1971.
Huh?
http://www.famoushookups.com/site/relationship_detail.php?relid=6054&cel...
BELOW is that famous sarah doing the dry humping with the
mysterious dude..turned out to be her ex-bf, ryan doherty
http://secondarybits.blogspot.com/2008/03/racy-sarah-larson-pics-with-ex...
i can't understand this vile schadenfreude. i feel sorry for her.
Playboy??? Her portfolio screams Hustler or Penthouse, not Playboy.
Submitted by Itz-Britney_Bitch on June 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Wait...She seriously thought ol' "Take It In the Booty" George Clooney was going to "wife" her??? lol. Didnt he swear to never get married again?? I mean what could he have possibly told her that led her to believe such a fairy tale??
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He must have told her he thought she made a mean mac 'n cheese casserole. You know, that definitely means marriage.
Wait...She seriously thought ol' "Take It In the Booty" George Clooney was going to "wife" her??? lol. Didnt he swear to never get married again?? I mean what could he have possibly told her that led her to believe such a fairy tale??
I think this was a very unconvincing beard. His PR needs to be sacked. One year? A one year relationship in your 40's is hardly a serious thing is it? Its the equivalent of a 3 week flng in your 20's. It was over before it had gone on long enough for anyone to even be convinced. God, must try harder next time! And with someone who is at least remotely convincing girlfriend material. Ex-reality star and Vegas ho(stess) = will lie for cash and fame. Must do better! I hear Javier Bardem's lease on Penny Cruz expires in 3 months...
They both got what they bargained for. No one is surprised, no one is unhappy.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
What she means is that she never saw GEORGE cumming. Because he wouldn't have sex with her.
She didn't see it coming? Seriously? She was dating George Clooney for crying out loud. Not exactly known for his long-term marriages now is he?
Submitted by Cindyloo on June 3, 2008 - 11:27am.
So, where they actually living together or did he put her up in a apt? If he did move her into his place, that was dumb on his part.
And I wouldn't want to marry a guy who has decided that he's tired of running around and now is 'settling'. I want the guy to marry me because he is in love with me, not tired of the dating scene.
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Cindy, my BIL loves my sis---They are still goo-goo over each other and it's been 10 years--They are having their second child. But I'm sure he was goo-goo over another girl too before my sis, just like a lot of people over the age of 25. I think it's unrealistic to think otherwise. I think with a lot of people, the timing has to be right. They both have to ready.
The one thing I didn't add is that my sis wasn't EASY...and that's probably why he chose her too. She doesn't put up with anything either. If a guy dogged her, she was always outta there, unlike women who put up with a lot of crap and still stay.
I really liked them together. They seemed like a great couple. I seriously thought she'd changed his gay ways........if possible. And I'm sure he lied and made plans with her and then told her to move. What a sorry ass bastard. I do wish they'd get back together.
hahahahaa stock :D
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Stoney,
"What a dumb bitch."
That sums it up nicely!
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He's QUEER people! He's never gonna marry a woman, and I sincerely doubt he fucks the beards.
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She didn't see it coming???
Even Helen Keller could have seen it coming.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
What a dumb bitch.
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She didn't see it coming? Did she just crawl out from under a rock when she met this commitment phobic star. Oh, i get it, her pussy was spitting out diamonds unlike all the other women from his past, so their outcome would have been different. She should be grateful she had her 15 minutes.
Yikes, I almost feel bad for the poor girl. But yeah...we all saw it coming. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of her life. They bashed her pretty hard at celebrityprayerlist.com
Wow! Some women's planes never leave Fantasy Island.
I can't remember if George said he would never get married, on numerous interviews stated he'd never have kydz.
Sharon's pissed she couldn't get sperm poisoned and sink her claws into George's wallet.
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Lesson Learned: she should have read the FINE PRINT on the contract.
Mimi...if your BIL never said he wouldn't get married, it is a whole diff ball game than Clooney...
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
I nominate Phoebe Price as Clooney's next beard. I think it would be a great career move for her!
I can see how it would suck balls to get a glimpse of a pampered and luxurious lifestyle and then go back to your dreary life, knowing that you've lost it forever. I know that I'd turn into a screaming madwoman if I had to go back to the life I had before I met my husband. I'd probably be collecting cats, boozing up on green Nyquil, and crafting voodoo dolls.
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She thought they were getting married...
Um, he said numerous times he wasn't going to marry her, dumped her in March for planting an item in a tabloid trying to force him to propose, and he sent her back to Vegas then. Not the sharpest dildo indeed!
She moved into his house because he hates to be alone, his mother thought she was a whore and hated Sarah. He loves his memaw so he was going to play until she bored him. Time was up, on to fresher eggs.
After seeing the way he has treated Sarah, I have now decided that I will NEVER, EVER date George Clooney
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She's too dumb for him and only interested in getting a career out of him. He lost a year of himself. Now back to Dafur, George.
Speaking of business deals; I wonder how long Katie Holmes contract is with Tom.
Submitted by Cindyloo on June 3, 2008 - 8:07am.
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Naw, odds are this entire thing was orchestrated from day one. It was a business deal from the word go. She was recruited a year ago, signed a contract, KNEW exactly what she was getting into.
JMO.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Sara, sweety, consider yourself lucky. You'll have LOTS to talk about when you return to your job with your waiter and waitress friends. Shoot, I wish I could tell stories about walking down runways and going on Clooney-funded shopping sprees at the water cooler.
"Oh well, Sarah Larson will be showing off her mannequin vagina in Playboy before the end of the year. Believe it!"
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Hell yeah she will! Coupled with the severance package...and the increased marketing power she has as a result of being with Georgie...I get the feeling she will land on her feet.Saw her out @ The Bank with her crew Sunday.
Whatever happened in his first and only marriage must have been legitimately paralyzing for ol' Georgie.
He needs to be the star, center of adoration and have a "relationship" completely separate from his famous life.
I agree w/MargeAggedon about the accident deal.
How many months ago did that happen? 6?
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So, where they actually living together or did he put her up in a apt? If he did move her into his place, that was dumb on his part.
And I wouldn't want to marry a guy who has decided that he's tired of running around and now is 'settling'. I want the guy to marry me because he is in love with me, not tired of the dating scene.
You can't be a confirmed bachelor if you have been married before. Part of some rule. In the fifties it was a euphanism for "gay". He said he would never get married again. I said the same thing in 1972. Me and George. We are alot alike. Except I got the brains and he got the beauty, money, presitige, talent, career...
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"Sarah isn't the shiniest dildo in the sex store..."
Hahaha, she can't be. I bought the shiniest one when I was in Amsterdam.
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I hope she grabbed his platinum diamond studded butt plug before leaving his house.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Did she know who she was dating? The guy has stated on numerous occasions he's perpetual Bachelor number 1. If we know this... why didn't she? I'll bet you 10$ she figured she'd be the one to "change" him.
LOL!!!
I don't believe she didn't see it coming either.
She said or did something that made him pull up on those reins. She probably dropped some really ridiculously obvious hints about marriage or babies or some stupid shit like that and the next day he changed the locks.
She was way past her Clooney Expiration date anyway. You know he's been looking at her for the last six weeks thinking "Is she still here?"
And she's the only one who didn't know it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 11:17am.
Cum shakes?
I sound like Daniel Day Lewis
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!"
wait.....
the real paris sucks right?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 10:55am.
She thought he'd marry her? That just shows how dumb she is.
He has said over and over he won't marry again.
Women need to remember that we CANNOT CHANGE MEN!
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I personally only know one confirmed bachelor who actually changed and got married. He is my brother-in-law. I asked him why did he change? Was it because my sister was "better"? He honestly answered and said no, he was just at that point where he was tired of hooking up.
The thing is though, my bro-in-law never said he wouldn't get married. I agree that when a guy says that, don't expect anything from that relationship. I don't see why a guy who says that would be appealing to a woman...unless of course he's George Clooney with lotsa money. I'm sure George told her that "she may be the one" and that she's "different and special". Ugh men.
Clooney is a hot bitch, you gotta admire his style! He just doesn't give a fuck! :D
Some men don't want to "settle down and get married".
Clooney doesn't marry. Duh.
What a dummy.
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I haven't deserved a lot of bad shit that has happened to me, but it happened. She got far more than she deserved. I suspect Clooney just kept her around after that motorcycle accident because he felt guilty for fucking her up. She probably would have been gone a lot sooner but Clooney probably feared a lawsuit. He felt he could get off cheaper if he kept her around, plus it would give him some street cred as a heterosexual. Plus, I bet she made and served a mean "happy hour" cocktail.
I'd bet that Clooney can be a ice cold bastard when it comes time to dump his beard. He's probably like hot or cold - speaking the love talk one second, get your whore ass out of my house the next.
Sarah probably totally feels blindsided. :(
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Lolo, after I have my breakfast cum shake, I am going to barf it up....my ass has grown too much these past few days....those cum shakes have a LOT of calories....
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
Bradiful,
That makes sense. So when Daddy needs his scotch topped off!
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