Morning Wood

Chalky-white and wearing a peach polo?! Now however will I conceal this erection that's going to follow me around all day?

nice wusstache.

Submitted by justjane on June 3, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Question: Why is Xtina's husband called "batboy"?

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MK named him that. It because Jordan has big, bat like ears.

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Question: Why is Xtina's husband called "batboy"?

His face has that "took a few slugs with a baseball bat" symetry to it. But I don't think he resembles a live bat...?

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Hayden is hot in a little bitch sort of way. ;)

Its sad to think that Xtina isnt happy with her sweet little baby boy. I still wonder what that little gash on his cheek was from...poor little Max!

I saw Hayden in real life once. We looked at each other. That was it. I wondered if he could tell I was a bit gay for him.

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Chuh. Who cares about him? The dog, however, is adorable.

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PSL - the first time I heard the name Hayden was 9 years ago. An older gentlemen at my church was named Hayden. He was super sweet, but was a little slow, he survived ameba's in his brain. He was the sweetest, funniest man.

Anyway, point is, that is when I fell in love with the name.

Hubby didn't share my admiration. He though Hayden sounded the ghey. I guess had we had a girl she would have been a Hayden.

Who knows.

The Xtina/Nicole Richie article makes a really good point.

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M.E., I had a friend is HS named Hayden....he was a cutie...so I like the name too....

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

I know I'm alone here, but I love that pic of Hayden.

The little Prince was almost named Hayden. Maybe I'm just partial to the name.

Whatever.

I agree M.E. she is the BI...I hope Batboy isn't as bored as she is by Max.

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

Nice fucking tiny scarf, Becks.

The tranny clown needs to get her ass served to her in the press for her behaviour. Maybe that will help curb it.

As I can see attending some premiers, going to dinner once a week, etc, going out and getting smashed, regularly, isn't acceptable.

That blind item from months ago is clear as a bell now.

Poor Max.

Submitted by Miss Priss on June 3, 2008 - 3:47pm.
DAE,

I agree. I guess Nicole's more interesting?...really?? Ugh

But I agree. ;-)

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i think Nicole's more intresting, simply because Nicole has less braincells than Xtina & does moronic thing to prove it.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 3, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Um yeah...Xtina's classy alright. She waited till she was like 7 months pregnant to flash her "clit lips". Real classy.

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That was her first time doing it, she did in 2006 too. (I should know I have the pics center place in my shrine ;0) )

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Submitted by Imaginary Grace on June 3, 2008 - 7:45am.
Love Xtina. Who would have thought that she would have turned out to be the classiest one out of the whole poptart crew Disney turned out. Yeah she wears too much makeup, and parties.. whoopie. At least shes not flashing her hairless sagging clits lips all over the place or shaving her head and bashing cars with umbrellas.
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Um yeah...Xtina's classy alright. She waited till she was like 7 months pregnant to flash her "clit lips". Real classy.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 3:45pm.
DAE, I want Xtina and Paris to go out again, each wearing one stocking.....remember that look? Hehehe

You know I like Xtina, and am teasing.....

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I know your teasing. You'll if Xtina really has got a problem, because she'll want to out to Unfitney, she'll shave every bit of hair of her body and walk around naked.

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Queen Latifah, love her.

DAE,

I agree. I guess Nicole's more interesting?...really?? Ugh

But I agree. ;-)

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Damn, Latifah must have to apply that fragrance with a paint roller.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Do not get the appeal of Hayden Christensen....was hoping we would see as much of him after Star Wars as we did Mark Hamill.

I like Reese, but MK's right: the only exciting new 'do on her would be a total change of hair colour, a perm, or a Telly Savalas.

The most interesting thing(s) about Sienna Miller are her boyfriends. And she knows it too.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Love Xtina. Who would have thought that she would have turned out to be the classiest one out of the whole poptart crew Disney turned out. Yeah she wears too much makeup, and parties.. whoopie. At least shes not flashing her hairless sagging clits lips all over the place or shaving her head and bashing cars with umbrellas. Maybe that is why she gets away with more than the others.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

DAE, I want Xtina and Paris to go out again, each wearing one stocking.....remember that look? Hehehe

You know I like Xtina, and am teasing.....

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

Nice Crustache!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 3:41pm.
what's next? hanging out with Paris?

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She's been there & done that.

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I love Reese's hair...
Hayden looks SO gay in that pic.
Christina is going to be the next Britney Tabloid-wise, if she doesn't keep her ass home for a few nights....what's next? hanging out with Paris?

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

Obviously Christina doesn't care what anyone thinks about her partying or mothering skills.

Tila Tequila looks like a kewpie troll doll. Ugh.

I like Reese's hair. She may be boring as oatmeal, but she always looks put together.

I cannot believe Uma has a stalker. Has the stalker taken a good hard look at Uma?

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God be with you, dumbass.

Submitted by Miss Priss on June 3, 2008 - 3:32pm.
LOL

As soon as I read Tranny Clown I knew who it was.

Anyway, I think Xtina gets away with partying more because...I don't know...good question...

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I think it IS a good question (sorry Xtina) maybe people just dont give a rats arse what Xtina does & more people care/are intrested in Nicole.

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Hayden Chrissyboy...are you borrowing hats from Brad Pitt???

Bradiful

LOL

That pooch is cuter than Jessica Biel

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I thought this was Justin Timberlake at first.....and Jessica Biel....

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I don't know why, but I like hayden christensen. For some reason I can't pin point. And I hate that.

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He looks so handsome .He is my favor ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥. Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

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As soon as I read Tranny Clown I knew who it was.

Anyway, I think Xtina gets away with partying more because...I don't know...good question...

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Hayden ChristImALoser is such an asshat...and he's wearing one to prove it.

What the fuck are you doing in that picture Xtina?! I'd just to quickly point out that the Xtina pic is one of like 100 from when she at LAX on May 31st

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I didn't know there were different degrees of stalking.

Not a fan of Reese or anything, but i like her haircut. Maybe it's because I got mine cut short last week. It's cute. =)

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