Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
Gay Genie In A Bottle
How many homo alligators had to die for this coat? This year's annual gay alligator white party is going to be a sad affair, because most of them were sacrificed for Andre Leon Talley's coat!
Andre looks like Jambi the Genie's gay and grouchy step-brother. I'm expecting him to shout, "Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho! Mekka-lekka hi mekka chahney ho!"
Speaking of hiney hos, Andre escorted MC Naomi Campbell to last night's CFDA Awards. "U Can't Touch This," because she'll kill your ass if you try.
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He looks like an older, fatter version of Denzel W.
And he THINKS he looks good...wtf! Talk about a fashion victim. Very, very, sad.
Looks like he has stacked on the beef again. Anna Wintour won't be happy. She hates fat people.
I just hope that guy isn't Muslim....
*-Jenny-*
Those parachute pants are coming back?!?! I just noticed Maggie Gyllenhaal and some others wearing them in the post above. I'm sure this will come and go quickly because that didn't even work in the early 90s either!
Your face!
Looks like Big Mama in her housecoat, turban and slippers just rolled off the couch where she was watching tv. ALT's "evening bag" even looks like a remote control.
Fug coat.
Secret word of the day!
WHY!
Why do people let this fashion blimp into their events? I would turn it away. I have never understood ALT and I guess I never will.
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Just because she says so . . . doesn't mean you have to do it.
Oh, M.K. . . . your Pee Wee's Playhouse reference makes me love you even more! "Scream real loud!!!!!"
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
By the way, this coat is not real croco. Real crocodile leather is so thin, that it bends unevenly, at each tiny square particle of the surface in a quite chaotic way. This one looks like an impregnated cow leather. Although it made really good, the custom tailor even cut the leather sheets in small parts, resembling how small natural crocodile is.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Just confirming these arbiters of taste flaunt ridiculous trends and when they catch on they laugh to themselves at the lemmings who clamor to dress in 'what's in'. 'High fashion' = one big inside joke.
This thing is just a slob. Lose some weight Andre! Don't you know clothes hang better on a smaller frame! Put down the pate!
Oh- and I heard rumors that he was once a woman? Please tell me that's not true b/c it would have been a ugly woman. It's like Jigga man meets George Clinton.
LOL at Michael K's commentary! I wonder if Andre stole this from Tom Cruise's closet?
No way! The only thing missing in his "outfit" is a skirt instead of those pants.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
is that real alli that he is wearing? imagine how many were sacrificed to make that pigs coat!
Forget Naomi, is Andre wearing velvet lady slippers? Holy hell! What the...? How can you take this seriously? High fashion means never having to look like you're in touch with reality.
What makes me laugh the most is that this guy is supposed to represent fashion and be a trendsetter? Give me a fucking break....
Who dressed him Stevie Wonder?
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I thought that was Jay Z
No one...not even Andre Leon Talley...is gay enough to pull off a pink Alligator coat.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
This guy is a fucking farce at this point. How Dare he has a job telling bitches how to dress. Is it because he's just big and black and he might eat anna wintour that he still has that a job, is he sucking on a cock that he still has that job. I don't get it.
OMG, Michael K, you killed me with the "Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho". You are so crazy.
He said that he can't wear anything nice cos they don't make it in his size, but methinks that's just an excuse to dress a mess. Everything in those pictures needs to be burned, starting with miss Campbell.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
His clutch purse is to die for. And I never thought I would say that in a sentence.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I still haven't forgiven him for that monstrosity that he suggested for JHud. That being said, he needs to lose the turban STAT!
~SAS
"It's Pee Weeeee's Playhooouuse...."
wow. you should totally do a secret word of the day!
I thought that was Jay-Z's dad, but with teeth that were less horse-like.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
gramma?
gramma?
I just realized he looks like the lover of a voodoo priest that I know.
Stock Broker,
"Kate Beckinsale & Charlize Theron wrapped in $100 bills in my hot tub."
NIIIIICE!!!! I like boys, but that's a visual that's gonna be hard to get rid of today!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
They both look like genie's! For style icons, Talley and Campbell look fucking ridiculous!
Can this Gay Genie grant me 3 wishes:
1. TommyGirl & Gayvolta caught in a gay pay for sex scandal.
2. Kate Beckinsale & Charlize Theron wrapped in $100 bills in my hot tub.
3. Angelina and Brad Spitt to implode.
If he's gay, he needs to do a better job of acting the part! Smile, you are GAY!!
HAMMER PANTS? Please don't tell me these are really coming back in. Skinny jeans make my thighs look big enough!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Imaginary Grace on June 3, 2008 - 7:14am.
You think? He's good friends with Mariah Carey.
~*~*~*~~ Puhleezz, the man is wearing a bed sheet on his head and a faux pink gator jacket. You just know he has a Judy Garland shrine set up in the back of his closet.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
the pink croc jacket paired with the fucia slingback flats and the small metalic purse...GROSS! and this man is supposed to be an icon in the fasion industry?!?! this just goes to show you that these people hype themselves up to impossible and somewhat undeserved levels of fame! when was the last time he was relevant or made any critiques that applied to the massess???
tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito
He looks like my Great Aunt Tilly circa 1953.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Why do people look to him for fashion advice. He dresses like a crazy bag lady let loose at a swap meet.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Imaginary Grace on June 3, 2008 - 7:14am.
You think? He's good friends with Mariah Carey.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 10:11am.
His purple velvet slippers are a nice touch and pull the whole ensemble together. How can he pretend to know anything about fashion? On the other hand, Wiki says he has a Master's in French from Brown.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Awesome reference MK! As usual!
Pee Wee's playhouse!!! Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis!!!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I don't like this asstard.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
His purple velvet slippers are a nice touch and pull the whole ensemble together. How can he pretend to know anything about fashion? On the other hand, Wiki says he has a Master's in French from Brown.
He's probably got the pout face going because big gay Al turned him down for the date.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Ugh, I hate those "new" MC hammer pants. Saw them when I was shopping and was horrified that they're making a comeback.
I remember in the 2nd grade people would ask you to give them a high 5. When you would go to hit their hand, they would pull their hand away and go "can't touch this." ahhh, memories. gota love the early 90s.