Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
The New Chestica?
It took me a few seconds to realize this was not Jessica Simpson with cocker spaniel hair. It's Eva LongWHORIA looking even more horrific. I know, I didn't think it was possible either. Is Ken Paves doing make-up now, because some no-skill motherfucker went to town on her face. I think they used every shade in the "Abortion Face" collection from Wet 'N Wild.
She looks like Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail dipped in Crisco. It's going to take a whole lot of Dawn dish soap to get all that grease off her face.
Here's Eva with Tony Parker at last night's CFDA Awards in NYC. She got the award for "Greasiest Chicken Bone."
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What the hell is a CFDA award? Chicken Faced Douche Award?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
she must've really pissed of her makeup person
yippee!☺
Not a fan of hers. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~***W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site. What is she looking for on that site? ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
She's hot. Hot in that ditzy, prom queen, slutty Miss Big Boobs gangbang way, but hot nonetheless.
I have yet to figure out the appeal of this chick.