Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
The New Chestica?
It took me a few seconds to realize this was not Jessica Simpson with cocker spaniel hair. It's Eva LongWHORIA looking even more horrific. I know, I didn't think it was possible either. Is Ken Paves doing make-up now, because some no-skill motherfucker went to town on her face. I think they used every shade in the "Abortion Face" collection from Wet 'N Wild.
She looks like Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail dipped in Crisco. It's going to take a whole lot of Dawn dish soap to get all that grease off her face.
Here's Eva with Tony Parker at last night's CFDA Awards in NYC. She got the award for "Greasiest Chicken Bone."
Her botox injection sites make her look like she has two horns beginning to erupt on her forehead!
She looks so beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
What's going on with her neck? SCARY!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Damn her make-up is too much and her boobs look like they're fit to burst. And she has NO boobs when she's wearing a bikini so I'm wondering where the hell those came from, must be a gravity defying push up bra of sorts!
Your face!
A cocker spaniel hair DON't is the only way to describe this retarded twat.
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Yeah, what is an 'abortion face'?
The more these women do to themselves, hair, make-up, push up bras, the worse they look.
They are such a nastyass couple. No one needs to see them together. I'm getting visions of their Wesson oil sex, ick.
she's too hideous to look at without squinting and wearing sunglasses.
Submitted by loric on June 3, 2008 - 7:16am.
I cannot stand this mousy twatface.
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twatface! I love that. I can't stand this twat either. She is so, so delusional and thinks she is so great. She really isn't that pretty and she is another one that has a boy body, except when she tapes her pecs up so high to create the illusion of boobs! LOL! She's gross. She really needs to get over herself.
She looks stupid
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A fat ass is a sign of a life well lived!
I'm pretty sure her boobs hurt.
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...because some no-skill motherfucker went to town on her face. I think they used every shade in the "Abortion Face" collection from Wet 'N Wild.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH...cough, cough, meh.
That is a totally horrific job on Whoria's face.
It makes her look like a 50 year old woman who was ridden hard and put up wet.
And you are right Mike, the neck DOESN'T lie. Tom Turkey is shivering in his coop as I type. He has some serious competition.
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i refuse to sit by and let Tanya Mousekewitz be insulted like this.
I always said she looks like Clifford the Dog. No idea why anyone cares about her. She can't act her way out of a paper bag, shes not attractive, and after seeing just the previews for that piece of shit "Over Her Dead Body" I want to hit her over the head with a frying pan.
Ken Paves is the ruination of real hair in Hollywood! Like you Parissucksliterally, I have no idea why he has money or is successful. I guess you get rich shoving extentions into Jessica Simpson 24-7. You know they are always on HSN together hawking his/her line of hair! (lets hope hair extentionsare all Ken is shoving into Jessica!)
The transformation to white, Hollywood bimbo is nearly complete!
(Seriously, she's looking less ethnic everyday)
devilgirl, I agree....I also do NOT understand why Ken Paves is rich. He sucks!
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
She is really looking horrible! I wish people in Hollywood would stop with the crappy extentions. They look awful and are not an asset by any means!
Submitted by La_Femme_Latina on June 3, 2008 - 7:36am.
Im surprised she resisted the urge to wear a bedazzled cowboy hat wit that outfit. This bitch is slowly but surely letting the Texas Beauty Queen in her overcome all rational fashion sense
Funny and true!
Right Sheeps? He's already cheating on her, he just hasn't been caught.....Eva can be the next Denise Richards...
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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.
Eva needs to step it up and get pregnant. I hear all the stars are doing it and she's not getting any younger. Not to mention the child-support advantages when Tony inevitably is caught cheating.
Im surprised she resisted the urge to wear a bedazzled cowboy hat wit that outfit. This bitch is slowly but surely letting the Texas Beauty Queen in her overcome all rational fashion sense and i dont like it. She needs to cage the beast before she cums out of the house in full 6 ft hair and blue eyeshadow as is required in tejas.
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Could she smash and hike her chi chi's enough?
She soooo wanted MK to complement them......
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Eva Longwhoria needs to go on that dog groomer show.
That or Westminster Dog Show...take your pick.
She looks like a donkey neehing (or whatever the hell they do) in that laughing pic!
HEE-HAW!
I cannot stand this mousy twatface. I can only imagine the bullshit we would be subjected to if she ever decides to have a baby. She'll put all the other baby photo sellers to shame.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Bitch please. Get over yourself, LongWHORIA.
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Is there anymore annoying than this Chalupa?
Hey, what happened to the public Apology for Phoebe Price?
Why does she continuously put herself in EVERY situation like anyone gives a cacka? Go home skank and take your giant, French, skank loving, whipped husband with you!
Award? For what? They make them up and give them to ANYONE now. Skankface here is living proof.
If I got some shit for some shit I know I didn't do.. I am quite sure I wouldn't be skanky enough to accept.
Did I say "skank"?
* and that chap behind her looks like her just caught a whiff of that fucking sour puss she has. The one that the dopey Frenchman obviously caught something from".
--thanks awfully--
The neck doesn't lie.
She looks so pretty and large sexy~~~~~~~~. I love her so much.♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder.~~ ~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@<<><<>><><><>>><><><><>><><>><<><>
That guy in the green suit is totally checking out her ass!!! Haha! And who the hell wears an emerald green suit to the CFDAs????
i think she is pregnant
``"Abortion Face" collection from Wet 'N Wild``
This is what keeps me coming back to this site for more MK!
Her makeup looks terrible and she should fire the hack who put it on her. If she applied it she should cut off her hands.
Calling this whore a hag would be an insult to hags.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
It's the JLo look, overdone eyes, white lips...too orange...not good.
Cocker spaniel hair!HA!
Comparing that hag to Tanya, is an isnult to Tanya. Tanya is MUCH better looking than dried up arse face.
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Tony suddenly has more time to hang out with her.
um, eeww!
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Geeze! That cannot be comfy!!! Tony must be gettin harder to please.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
ahhahaa RichBitch!
I know. He's looking at her ass and going "No, I'd pass on that".
Her makeup never seems to photograph well.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
I'm missing something. Mind you, I don't think she's a classic beauty by any stretch of the imagination, and she *is* annoying as hell, but she's pretty enough. She always looks clean (a bit oily, sure, but what else is new with these sluts?), and it's obvious she usually takes care before leaving the house. I don't get MK's bile over her!
Washed out...she needs stronger colour, especially on her lips.
Perhaps the stylist didn’t want her makeup to distract from her gravity-defying breastages.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I love the look of complete disgust that guy behind her has!
And what is abortion face? I still haven't really figured that out.
Sheesh, she looks like she's pouting.
I love that guy behind her. He looks disappointed by her ass.
Submitted by ricki lake on June 3, 2008 - 9:14am.
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