So It Wasn't For A Role?
The newest member of the celebrity crackhead club, Tatum O'Neal, said she thanked the cops who arrested her for "saving" her. Tatum was arrested in NYC for buying crack and coke from some homeless dude at 7:30 in the evening. The light of fucking day! Homegirl couldn't even wait until it was dark. At the time of her arrest, Tatum told the cops she was "researching a part." That excuse always works!
Yesterday, Tatum declared to the New York Post that she was still sober. She said, "Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!"
Tatum said that her recent thirst for crack started when her dog died.....15 years ago. I'm joking, her dog died 3 weeks ago and she hasn't been the same. She said, "I couldn't get out of it. I was going to my psychiatrist. I was doing everything I could do. I have the disease of alcoholism. It's lifelong. I treat it every day by going to my 12-step program."
Wait.....so there is no part? Fuck! I was looking forward to seeing Tatum in this "new part!" It was probably for Bad News Bears: I Got Caught Buying Crack!
Below are some pics of Tatum leaving court yesterday with what looks like a drug dealer. He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do.
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Yeah right. The cops got her just in a nick of time before she broke her long stretch of sobriety. Since breakfast, that is.
I'll bet she knows the true meaning of Snap, CRACKle, and Pop in the a.m.
Who's going to believe her? She's got Winehouse face.
Uvula,
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Gullible TARDS!!
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Sad when your greatest performance is Paper Moon when you were 10 and you can't seem to get a handle on your issues despite money and opportunity.
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Don't mock the sweaters, OK? I have a terrible sweating problem and there isn't one funny thing about it!
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These celebs must either be completely in denial or convinced the public is made up of gullible tards.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
waaa- i have lots of money but im so depressed i have to smoke crack.. waaa... ive lived the life of luxury since i was born waaaaaaaaaaaa.. i dont know what its like to work , er I mean SLAVE- at a REAL job....waaaaaaaaa ...I'm a crack whore ...WWWWAAAAAAAAAA
dumb bitch.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
"Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do."
Hahahaha.
It's true.
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You know she's on her way home to get baked.
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Rule no. 1: Never believe a crackhead
Well, Kirsten Dunst went to rehab for "depression", so the next thing will be rehab for feeling sad when your pet dies. *eyeroll*
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Bullshit. I'll believe her story when she submits to a drug test and comes up totally negative.
Aw, i loved her in Little Darlings!!!
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