So It Wasn't For A Role?
The newest member of the celebrity crackhead club, Tatum O'Neal, said she thanked the cops who arrested her for "saving" her. Tatum was arrested in NYC for buying crack and coke from some homeless dude at 7:30 in the evening. The light of fucking day! Homegirl couldn't even wait until it was dark. At the time of her arrest, Tatum told the cops she was "researching a part." That excuse always works!
Yesterday, Tatum declared to the New York Post that she was still sober. She said, "Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!"
Tatum said that her recent thirst for crack started when her dog died.....15 years ago. I'm joking, her dog died 3 weeks ago and she hasn't been the same. She said, "I couldn't get out of it. I was going to my psychiatrist. I was doing everything I could do. I have the disease of alcoholism. It's lifelong. I treat it every day by going to my 12-step program."
Wait.....so there is no part? Fuck! I was looking forward to seeing Tatum in this "new part!" It was probably for Bad News Bears: I Got Caught Buying Crack!
Below are some pics of Tatum leaving court yesterday with what looks like a drug dealer. He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do.
Man, WTF did Ryan O'Neal do to his children to make them into this??? She lost custody of her children many years ago because of Heroin now she has turned to fuckin Crack of all things??? That is the last thing we need when our long time furry child dies!! We need good drug free friends and maybe a new furry child from a dog rescue shelter???
LMAO!! that guy does look like a druggy buddy!
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What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
"Carrie, I just don't think we should have to pay for your extravagant life style."
Every time I see this bitch, I think about how the dumb breeder shoe shamed Carrie. I'm sick of subsidizing breeder lifestyles. Pay for your own little brats school and cut my taxes. And start paying more for your huge carbon footprint you are inflicting on all of us with your damned suv's and plastic toys and all the other shit from China your little sperm bags can't live without. I want more shoes and less boring self-righteous soccer moms.
That's an insane reason to smoke crack. To the loony bin with her!
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Every one of Ryan O'Neal's kids are fucked up in a major way. I don't think their addictions have anything to do with DNA but I do think their addictions have everything to do with having a lousy mothufuckin abuser for a "father". Poor fucking excuse he is. No one says anything about THAT.
@LCT, best memorial I ever went to! ROFLMFAO! We had champagne at mother's request. (I had Diet Coke)
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Hahaha Deb, that's funny but sad at the same time. Actually I guess it's just sad. It's too bad your mom was such a she-dink.
Fucking pets and their unconditional love.
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I don't know if you will see the humor but I will give it a shot, keeping with your train of thought and tell you a short story...
(Background)My mother was one of the most hateful people on the planet and then she died.
Several months later...my auntie's sweet little Russian Blue was on her last leg and we were taking her to the vet to have her put down. My aunt and I were crying like a couple of babies over the poor little wasted thing in the carrier and my aunt looked at me with tears streaming down her face and said "Deb, i didn't cry this much when your mother died" and she let out a huge sob. I looked her in the face, though I was driving @80mph on a Houston freeway and told her "Mary Lou, no one cried when my mother died."
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 3, 2008 - 9:50pm.
@LCT, I had to give my cat away 9 years ago on July 4th. I got committed to pysch ward a few hours later. It was the final jolt I needed to get sober. It was like losing family for the last time. It IS that bad. But it will get better over time but I still wonder what happened to my little piece of Cheesecake.
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Ugh, fuck, those people that say, "it's just a pet" can suck my fucking tits. I didn't feel this bad even when my grandparents died. What the eff?!
@LCT, I had to give my cat away 9 years ago on July 4th. I got committed to pysch ward a few hours later. It was the final jolt I needed to get sober. It was like losing family for the last time. It IS that bad. But it will get better over time but I still wonder what happened to my little piece of Cheesecake.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 3, 2008 - 9:41pm.
@LCT, I am sorry you had to go thru that. Very traumatic. (((hugs)))
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Thank you my dear. I didn't think it'd be that bad... but then she was gone and I can't even fucking eat a giant piece of cheese covered in mayonnaise. WTF.
@LCT, I am sorry you had to go thru that. Very traumatic. (((hugs)))
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I just had to give my cat away this afternoon. Can someone sell me some crack? Please?
I can't hate on her. I feel so shitty right now I could totally go for some crack. Or a big fat hazelnut latte. Whatever.
She is a fuckin liar. She was high already. NIce try saying you are still sober. SHe is always lying about her clean time. She loves this shit all the attention.
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
Wait.....so there is no part? Fuck! I was looking forward to seeing Tatum in this "new part!" It was probably for Bad News Bears: I Got Caught Buying Crack!
- LOL! And Wino could be in this too.
Crackheads are so selfish, Winehouse could have lent Tatum her lawyer! No charges, no jail! All that money just to get nervous...
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Wow, people are so judgemental. Just because someone does a drug doesn't mean they are an addict. And, no, I'm not naive. I'm experienced.
"thanks for saving me...." what? IF it weren't so hot I would so lead a rally against police corruption ... From the LES to the UES, I would rally my people to clear Tatum and expose the police for what they are -- liars and bullies who like to make our lives miserable ... She isn't thankful .. they made her say that ... she was doing research ...
and that is her dealer ... I know him
so. the ONE time she tries to score, she happens to get busted. oh, and that spider you see on your ceiling? it's the only one in your house. there aren't a hundred more in the walls that you never see. @@
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but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by The C word on June 3, 2008 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 3, 2008 - 9:19am.
Ah...the old "researching a part defense".
That never works. How about just getting a new pet?
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It's the old "blame the dog" defense...
I need help. What movie was it that ...when granny farts they blame/beat the dog?
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Looks like a crackhead.
Buys like a crackhead.
Must be a crackhead!
Someone test her dead dog for crack.
I'm just sayin'.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
wait just one second... "Bad News Bears Go To Rehab"?... i think i've seen this one
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Submitted by La_Femme_Latina on June 3, 2008 - 9:47am.
I love how on ET she was arrested for COKE. yeah coke mixed with baking soda that at the right temperature that forms small nuggets. CRACKHEADS COME IN ALL CREEDS, COLORS, AND TAX BRACKETS.
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fucking THANK YOU!!! I hate when cokeheads say theyd never smoke crack. WHY?? Its the same fucking thing you ass! People are idiots.
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Always blame it on the pet. My dog ate my homework? No, my dog needs crack. Poor Tatum. They got on her harsh at celebrityprayerlist.com
Then why do you LOOK like a crackhead, Tate dear?
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That will teach her to buy a dog! I have to say, I think I would just off myself if I was her age, on crack and with no propsects of working in my field in a meaningful way because nobody will provide insurance coverage (as well as her just not having any talent) Fuck - I mean why not if the best you can hope for is an occasional shot at Letterman or a walk on role in Ugly Betty!
But don't all crack heads have their dealers bail them out of jail????
Submitted by Billie on June 3, 2008 - 7:45am.
How OLD is she??
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I love how on ET she was arrested for COKE. yeah coke mixed with baking soda that at the right temperature that forms small nuggets. CRACKHEADS COME IN ALL CREEDS, COLORS, AND TAX BRACKETS.
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How OLD is she??
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Oh, Tatum. Even homeless crackheads don't buy their drugs from OTHER homeless people.
That's just pathetic. Oh...and really stupid, too.
Is "my pet died" the new excuse for celebs that fall off the wagon?
Wait.....so there is no part? Fuck! I was looking forward to seeing Tatum in this "new part!" It was probably for Bad News Bears: I Got Caught Buying Crack!
- LOL! And Wino could be in this too.
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Well, in her defense, it was probably really hard to have Ryan O'Neal as your dad...and then seeing/hearing him f*ck your friend at the time Melanie Griffith. Blech.
But, you can only use that excuse for so long.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 3, 2008 - 9:19am.
Ah...the old "researching a part defense".
That never works. How about just getting a new pet?
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It's the old "blame the dog" defense...
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
jeez, sorry she must of left the makeup bag at home when she went out for her hit of crack.
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Whatever, Tatum. I would have much more respect for her if she could just be honest. I can only imagine the results of a hair strand drug test-Tatum has never stopped using. I also heard on the news this morning that she said she "felt sorry" for the homeless drug dealer. She said people need to reach out to him now.
Good job trying to divert, crack head. Try againm please.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I am shocked that Tatum lied! Shocked I tell you!
Shut the hell up. Why do crackheads LIE so much??!!!
my dog died so i needed to smoke crack but then the cops came and saved me lol now that original
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Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings They do. MK
she is looking rough.
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Replacing your dead dog with a monkey on your back....not a good trade-off Tatum.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
It was probably for Bad News Bears: I Got Caught Buying Crack!
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BWAAAHAHAHHAAA!! LOL MK :)
Lor - good rule.
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Submitted by Jadore Joey on June 3, 2008 - 9:18am.
That's Ron Castellano, her boyfriend and owner of The Forward Building, where Tatum lives!
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Is she fucking her landlord to pay rent?
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hmmmmmm
Let me just tally this all up???
Over the years now...dogs = 4. cats = 7. crack rocks = 0.
Fuckin' pathetic Tatum! excuses...excuses!!!
yawn...Snap into it ya wanka!
ps. My Dad died when I was 7. <<< and yet still I can say! crack/coke/meth/heroine/speed/any hard shit = 0.
However...I am a total GREEN pot head!!! lmao ":)
Aaw it is heartbreaking when your doggie dies- I go on a complete bender every time one of mine has gone.
No it was for a "roll".
* at least I make myself laugh*
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do."
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 3, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Sad when your greatest performance is Paper Moon when you were 10
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and that was only thanks to great editing and careful direction!
Ah...the old "researching a part defense".
That never works. How about just getting a new pet?
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That's Ron Castellano, her boyfriend and owner of The Forward Building, where Tatum lives!