Give This Bitch A Pacifier
Nick Hogan is the new Wonky McValtrex. This dumb bitch asked the court today to transfer him from solitary confinement to monitored home confinement until he turns 18 in July. Once he turns 18 he's willing to serve his sentence in minimum-security.
Nick isn't old enough for the jail's minimum-security area, so he's whining about how it's unfair for him to be put in a small cell for 16 to 17 hours a day. Seriously, can't they just put Bubba's dick in Nick's mouth to shut him up? There's a Bubba in every jail. Trust.
His lawyers said that Nick's “current confinement is neither fair nor acceptable and creates a mental and physical health risk to a seventeen year old.” Nick might be 17, but his hairline is 45.
Let's see, 17 hours of being by myself in a little room or 17 hours of having a train ran on me? I'd take the latter, but there's no way pansy Nick can handle it. He better stay in solitary if he knows what's good for his ass.
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get it over with already, Nicky. go with the Debra Lafave "too pretty for jail" defense
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Wonky McNobody.
They should at least give him the option of spending the rest of his life in a coma, just to be fair.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Boo-hoo! Fucktard.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
17 hours in solitary confinement < lifetime vegetative state
*pops a beer*
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"