Give This Bitch A Pacifier
Nick Hogan is the new Wonky McValtrex. This dumb bitch asked the court today to transfer him from solitary confinement to monitored home confinement until he turns 18 in July. Once he turns 18 he's willing to serve his sentence in minimum-security.
Nick isn't old enough for the jail's minimum-security area, so he's whining about how it's unfair for him to be put in a small cell for 16 to 17 hours a day. Seriously, can't they just put Bubba's dick in Nick's mouth to shut him up? There's a Bubba in every jail. Trust.
His lawyers said that Nick's “current confinement is neither fair nor acceptable and creates a mental and physical health risk to a seventeen year old.” Nick might be 17, but his hairline is 45.
Let's see, 17 hours of being by myself in a little room or 17 hours of having a train ran on me? I'd take the latter, but there's no way pansy Nick can handle it. He better stay in solitary if he knows what's good for his ass.
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OMG. do not even get me started on this POS!!!! entitled douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his family.
what the judge SHOULD do is put him in the pen with all the HARDENED criminals so he can get HIS karma.
Nancy Grace went off on the Hogan family on Saturday night. It was entertaining TV!
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hurry, someone call the waaah-mbulance!
i am so sick of these disgusting pieces of white trash. they all think they're somehow entitled. oh girl, please.
as far as this little bitch goes, he deserves way worse than what he got. ahem, in case you forgot, buttplug, your victim will never wake up again.
they all make me retch.
~end rant~
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PUT THAT IN YOUR JACK PACK AND CALL ME SALLY SOCKS!
BOO FUCKING HOO! Isn't he supposed to be in Jail to be PUNISHED? Since when is it like a resort, and when we aren't happy with the accomodations we go to mgmt and complain? I say let the little bastard out of solitary and let him into the general population. He is lonely? I bet after a few minutes in gen.pop, he will be quite popular! Especially with Bubba and Candy Man. Like another poster said, you would think he would just shut the hell up and take his punishment like a man. Be grateful it wasn't a longer sentence you dumb ass, spoiled punk!
I'm so sick of this crybaby. Hope he stays where he is till his 18th bday. All he has done is whine since getting in there. ugh
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He's just jelly Mommy has a new boy toy or he wants to be home to share in the dirty luuuuuuve.
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What a little whiny bitch? He must be a passive bottom at best, then have him cry in the corner and watch the pathetic tears go down his face! LOSER!
Your face!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 6:49pm.
He's already bored with his own fist up his ass, he wants another guy's.
short attention span leads to wide asshole(damnit! i'm sounding like a fortune cookie!)
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Dr Rey is creepy. I heard he went to some crappy medical school (unlike my current correspondent) but I don't care enuff to look again.
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Yeah, and he apparently botched his own brother's hair plugs, basically disfiguring him, and it's rumored that he's the one who did Tara Reid's 1st botched boob job...Yeah, he's soooo the candidate for Nick's anal reduction surgery....SEAL IT UP...(Nicky Boy is already figuratively full of shit, so why not make it literal?)
KARMA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's already bored with his own fist up his ass, he wants another guy's.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I know he thinks he is asking to go home to mommmmeee but this can easily be seen as a request to be put in with the other inmates. I know the bollea clan are stupid attention whores but he doesn't know being bored is the best it gets in jail?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Dr Rey is creepy. I heard he went to some crappy medical school (unlike my current correspondent) but I don't care enuff to look again.
Bwaa, Bwaa!!! I want my mommy! Dumb bitch, what the fuck did he expect a fucking picnic?
"That night in jail it was getting late
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed
But the guards paid no attention to his cries"
hahahaha...pussy.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
This little bitch needs to stay in there for the whole sentence.
LOL @ sheeps with the 24 hour loop of mommy dancing with the BF.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
ubmitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 3:33pm.
He's going to need a rectal reduction in about 8 more months.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Paging Dr. 90210's creepy, pervy ass*...You know Dr. Rey would totally be into that shit, even smacking Nick on the ass, just like he hugs his topless breast aug. patients...PERV!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i really don't usually agree with the whole "throw him in the clink, let them have at him" theory, but... fit this bitch for dentures, and toss him in
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 5:35pm.
He's going to need a rectal reduction in about 8 more months.
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Hopefully, he'll need a coroner in 8 months.
This guy really has balls.
Aww, poor little baybee! Having consequences for your actions is a bitch, ain't it?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
He's only upset about being in solitary because he's missing out on all that anal rape he's heard so much about.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Hogan knows best.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 5:31pm.
"If this little fuck stain gets ANY special treatment, then I say my tiger ass should be free to roam the streets and clean up the human gene pool by mauling to death ass nuggets like this!"
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GRRRRR!! I love it. Tiger Army rise!!
Sheeps,
To be fair, Daddy Hulk takes "special" care of Brooke, so SOMEBODY had to take care of little Nicky.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 3:33pm.
He's going to need a rectal reduction in about 8 more months.
Submitted by chefcammi on June 2, 2008 - 6:58pm.
has there been any backlash on the Hogan family for the taped convo's or anything???
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I don't think so. I'm sure they will come into play during the civil trial though.
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God be with you, dumbass.
On a lighter note, dude needs Rogaine and Botox at 17? Holy fuck!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Nick has a little thing for mom, anyway.
ESE, he would need someone to show him what button to push on the CD player.
Bwhahahah, Sheeps! I'm sure he'll try and use the excuse that he needs to be out to babysit his mama's new boyfriend.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 6:29pm.
that would teach him... put a guy in a vegetative state, mom cheats on you
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Oh, fuck him up the ass with a donkey dick and no lube. This bitch nearly killed somebody, then slammed the victim!
If this little fuck stain gets ANY special treatment, then I say my tiger ass should be free to roam the streets and clean up the human gene pool by mauling to death ass nuggets like this!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The prison should pipe in a 24-hr loop of his mom dancing with her new BF, with music and voice.
has there been any backlash on the Hogan family for the taped convo's or anything???
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 6:22pm.
books on tape?.. nah, too highbrow
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Nitwitty,
What's say we save up, pool some cash and get the little bitch a Wii ???
Bwhaaah, nah, i'm with Billie...
*pops a beer*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Wait G.I.G.,
Didn't Dahmer's cellie bash his fckin head in with a weight bar or something....eh, i like your style!
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*whistles in non-guilty fashion*
Draw your own conclusions, Clarisse....*evil laugh*
Well, what's he supposed to do for so long all by himself? I mean, he was allowed to quit school so it's not like he can read a book. Lawd knows he ain't sitting there thinking how he screwed someone elses life up, since he wasn't raised with any consequences for his actions, he can't fathom why he's being treated so unfairly.
Nick isn't old enough for the jail's minimum-security area, so he's whining about how it's unfair for him to be put in a small cell for 16 to 17 hours a day
Oh BOO HOO BOOOOOOO
How about we put him in a permanent vegetative state/coma, that would shut him the fuck up wouldn't it.
Loser.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Wait G.I.G.,
Didn't Dahmer's cellie bash his fckin head in with a weight bar or something....eh, i like your style!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
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solitary is for chickens..stay in there yuh cluk cluk.
It's called JAIL. J A I L. Home is not part of that word.
None of us give a crap if it causes this fuckwad one minute of mental duress. In fact, why don't you pipe in his sisters music 24/7 just to push him over the edge. That shit is torture.
I, for one, say we need to bring back public beatings.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
I can't believe he actually has the nerve to ask the courts anything-especially after his jail house phone calls were released. He should be happy the judge can't change his sentence and add more time on.
I loathe the Hogan's. I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.
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God be with you, dumbass.
What a cry baby. Any good just judge will make him stay right where he's at. The sad thing is, I don't think he's going to learn either way.
Bitch needs a room-mate. A very large, pissed off, violent room-mate. Like Jeffrey Dahmer. And that turned out very well, didn't it?
Know what's really fucked up? The court will probably let him serve at home. (excuse my split infinitive) Celebrity justice.
I really hope karma catches up with this sorry waste of life force.
Nothing a good shanking won't cure.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 3:10pm.
They should at least give him the option of spending the rest of his life in a coma, just to be fair.
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AGREED!! Give him what he gave John...they can just induce a coma on him. That'd shut his pansy ass up!
Nothing like being a stand-up guy and taking your punishment for permanently effing up a guy like a man.
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I'm really pissed of at the other inmates & guards. Let this boy get beat the crap out off! it'll do him a world of good!
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He really refuses to learn his lesson, doesnt he?? Putting someone in a vegetative state...a friend, no less...and he cant stand to be by himself for 16-17 hours???
STFU!!!!!!!!!!! You little piece of dick-cheese!!!