Give This Bitch A Pacifier
Nick Hogan is the new Wonky McValtrex. This dumb bitch asked the court today to transfer him from solitary confinement to monitored home confinement until he turns 18 in July. Once he turns 18 he's willing to serve his sentence in minimum-security.
Nick isn't old enough for the jail's minimum-security area, so he's whining about how it's unfair for him to be put in a small cell for 16 to 17 hours a day. Seriously, can't they just put Bubba's dick in Nick's mouth to shut him up? There's a Bubba in every jail. Trust.
His lawyers said that Nick's “current confinement is neither fair nor acceptable and creates a mental and physical health risk to a seventeen year old.” Nick might be 17, but his hairline is 45.
Let's see, 17 hours of being by myself in a little room or 17 hours of having a train ran on me? I'd take the latter, but there's no way pansy Nick can handle it. He better stay in solitary if he knows what's good for his ass.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 8:19pm.
have Bozo's people call my cat's people for a play date, he seems like good people!
OT: hoping Hogan becomes hoagie... eaten
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LOL! He's the best. Arrogant little bastid!!
ON T: So how much pillow biting will we see on his Reality Show?...And most important...is he a screamer or a moaner? His prison friends want to know...cause he'll be back in prison within a few months.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think mommy and daddy should be right in the clink with this little asshole. Did he not have something like 4 speeding tickets before this happened? His parents still let his sorry ass drive around in his sportscar. And this dickhead had been drinking alcohol. And his family has the fucking nerve to blame the poor guy their son turned into a vegetable! None of them have any dignity, shame, humility or sense of self responsibility. They are all CUNTS!
Nick, Nick you stupid Dick! You are lucky to still be alive. Those lifers are just counting the days when your ass is going to be free.
Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
Last night I dressed in tails pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me I'm really doing fine
You can always find me here and having quite a time
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He obviously doesn't understand that it's called "punishment" because it's SUPPOSED to be unpleasant.
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That's the problem-he's never had any punishment his entire life-his mediocre parents let him ( and Brooke too )do anything that he wanted to do. He's never been held accountable for anything, so of course he doesn't get that there are actually repercussions for his bad behavior.
I actually hold Hulk and his tranny mother responsible for this also. I hope they lose all of their money during the civil trial.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I know they's more important issues surrounding this sitch, but SWEET JESUS WEEPING ON THE CROSS! Look at his forehead!!! He is 17!!!! I mean, shit! That forehead belongs to MAYBE a 45 y/o who wasn't into sun protection. FUCK! Look at his forehead??? He is 17!!!!!! Fuck!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
IMO, it seems this whole issue hinges on whether or not he was tried as an adult. If so, then that's a case where he should and would expect an adult punishment. If not, it would seem to me he should be sitting in juvie.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 2, 2008 - 8:11pm.
have Bozo's people call my cat's people for a play date, he seems like good people!
OT: hoping Hogan becomes hoagie... eaten
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
@ joe shmoe
omg, I never wanted to advocate Nick Hogan, because I think he is a waste of skink anyhow, it is just extremly pitiful that his friend is now in a (sorry for this) vegetable state because of poor choice(this still does sound s pretty stupid)
It is still hard for me to understan because if you drink alcohol, you just don´t drive
JUDGE SAUTER HIS ASS!!!! That judge is the HOTTEST judge who ever lived. His hot ass needs to come out of retirement and take ALL celebrity cases...every single one!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fucking asshole. I hope they take his ass out of solitary so it can meet Tank the weighlifter.
nancy grace is going off on this boy right now! she is using her most strident voice.
Submitted by ESE on June 2, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
hi, Socky!.. come on... outta the hamper! you don't need a judge to get ya out of solitary!LOL!
OT: this Hogan's gonna know dick
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Ha! I'm hiding today. The future MIL is coming over and I'm letting Bozo run loose until she gets here. I'm pretending not to hear the phone so when she shows, I'll act surprised and pretend I forgot. The hamper muffles the sound quite nicely! *sneaky laugh*
ON T: Damnit! If he leaves early, he'll miss out on learning to make hooch out of piss.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Guess the Hulk's genes aren't that strong. He got everything from his mom, including his vagina.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 4:51pm.
He will take more pounding than a drum circle at Burning Man.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 2, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Dang, girl, put your robes and powdered wig on! (1) You were doing research; (2) You are depressed; (3) Do we know who you are?; and (4) You're not wearing pants.
Submitted by ESE on June 2, 2008 - 7:42pm.
soo, is there a jail talent show he can lose or what?
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Yes, he will star in the prison remake of ``South Pacific``wear a blond wig and bikini, play Nellie Forbush. He`ll cry and complain because Bubba keeps stepping all over his lines.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
hi, Socky!.. come on... outta the hamper! you don't need a judge to get ya out of solitary!LOL!
OT: this Hogan's gonna know dick
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by ESE on June 2, 2008 - 7:42pm.
soo, is there a jail talent show he can lose or what?
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*opening lid to hamper* *holding out little sock monkey hand..sans cat hair*
*mumbling*
Yeah. The sooner he's eliminated (a la American Idol), the longer the train!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
HAHAHA!... more slapping than dough in a pizza parlor!
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Submitted by Simmetrick on June 2, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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Yes I think you're right. The guy who was injured did a stupid thing and God knows, that poor teenager will pay for it for whatever is left of his life, hooked up to life support. Nick Hogan on the other hand is still walking around, big as life and twice as ugly. He obviously doesn't understand that it's called "punishment" because it's SUPPOSED to be unpleasant.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
He will take more pounding than Omaha beach before the ground troops came in.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
MK, "he may be 17, but the hairline is 45" is a classic. LMAO!!
I also can´t believe that this idot bragged about his driving prowesses on a site before the accident. As much my opinion is controversial, but his friend who is now in a permanent coma was apparently part of his racing team. As much as I kow that this doesn´tn remove any respnsibility from Nick Hognan and his reckless drivind... I think that both were into reckless driving..until terrible happened. And stlll, there is no eXcuse for this accident
I say, send him to San Francisco and make him the party bottom in a marathon breed & seed Treasure Island Video since he wants a career in front of the camera so bad.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 7:44pm
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There is a cunning and so subtle reference there! In fact it is so cunning and subtle that I can't tell you what it is. But it's there, by gum!
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Hey douchebag that's what you get for being an arrogant f*ck and driving 100 miles an hour. Dick. To bad he switch places with his friend in the nursing home-that might stop his complaining.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 2, 2008 - 4:41pm.
I must have missed the connection to Nick Hogan, jail, or pederasty. PENALTY BOX!
LOL @ if he knows what's good for his ass...
I knew you could never let me down with that!
i am sick of this beyotch whining ... you do the crime .. do the time. selfish, entitled, narcissistic, bastard.
the hogans .. all of them ... are complete and utter messes. i wish they would all STFU and go away!
soo, is there a jail talent show he can lose or what?
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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."
Little bitch needs to be humbled. Put his ass in gen pop. It's the only way he'll ever learn.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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Just like you, you giant ball of wool.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Want some WHINE with that CHEESE?
Seriously , he should STFU , do his time. At least his asshole is not sore (for now). He is complaining about being in a cell alone, but yet he is not thinking about his friend , who is literally in a ``prison`` himself, so to speak. He will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
What a selfish little prick!
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Simmetrick on June 2, 2008 - 7:38pm.
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Hey don't worry about going off topic - we do it all the time *glancing nervously over my shoulder for the OT Police*.
They are lyrics written by a French musican called Tibert; The name of the CD is "UniverselSouk".
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by Simmetrick on June 2, 2008 - 4:38pm.
It's sweet, isn't it, yet mildly naughty?
Submitted by Simmetrick on June 2, 2008 - 7:34pm.
@ sockmonkey & nectar
As much as I always try to see a positve side in people, you unfortunately both are right....
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Hi! Simmetrick! Yeah, somethin' ain't right in that house. I think he's also missing his bottle of Rogaine....a lot!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@ joe shmoe
I know it is off tpic but where is your french quote from? It is
by far the only one without mistakes....
Whiney Boy needs some serious bitch-slapping.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Big strong he-man whelps wimpy offspring, his daughter is more manly than his son.
Confinement to his house where he has a pool, boats, televisions, Video Games, Music, Movies, food, clothes,and his family......... uh newsflash retard that's not considered PUNISHMENT...ugh he leaves a dude in a nursing home for the rest of his life and he can't do the time?? GROW UP NICKY!!
*Smile Bitches*
Nick Hogan has absolutely no idea the consequences of his irresponsible actions.
I hope the judge keeps him locked up. He needs to be taught a painful lesson immediately before he hurts anyone else.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
The gays don't appreciate transformed pillow biters. All things being equal he would have ended up raped by a bubba anyway.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
@ sockmonkey & nectar
As much as I always try to see a positve side in people, you unfortunately both are right....
What kind of punishment is it for him to be confined to a million dollar mansion? This guy has no remorse for his poor friend and deserves more than what he got. Douchebag
They are a most unattractive family.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
I guess he misses Mommy rubbing suntan lotion on his ass. If Brookie lets Daddy.......
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Guido with inbred eyes. Nothing worse than the eyes of the guy he nearly killed. That guy is scary. They all are. Make some $$$$$$ so you can live in a neighborhood without these poorly bred bastards being your neighbours.
Awwww, poor weetow baby.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Hello every body,
And... I just can´t feel
any pity for him, and I find it quite disturbing that the Hogan parents both have a lover more or less the age of their own kids....
Hearing the conversation between him and his mommy made me think they have a mother-son kinda relationship.