Give This Bitch A Pacifier

He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site --
-"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young
beautiful woman on that site now.

and what's REALLY not fair is being brain dead. as his friend is, because of him. shit i hope he kills himself. that whole family is horrific.

If that piece of crap son gets out of prison, I will be so totally PISSED!!!

I hope that they are sued for every cent that they have. We all know that this idiot kid will be busted again for some driving offense.

What is really hateful and dispicable about the Bolleas is that they refer to what happened as merely an accident. It was a terrible COLLISION, not an ACCIDENT; it is too often that people mistake calling something a car accident for an accidentally happening event. It is no accident that Nick finally crashed. He was repeatedly, routinely, consistently RECKLESS and INTENTIONALLY disregarded laws designed for the PUBLIC's SAFETY. This whiny sh*t-for-brains-and-morality seems to conveniently forget this FACT. How many times did he brag with such bravado about speeding, eluding cops and talking his way out of tickets? He was so PROUD to AVOID the KNOWN CONSEQUENCES of his actions. And, now, HE caused the very thing the laws are desinged to avoid: real HARM. And, his family is supporting his skewed, reprehensible thinking. Brooke and her going on about accidents and seat belts. Sure, John should have been wearing his seatbelt. But, it would not have had so save his life if her assw*pe brother hadn't been driving like a damn maniac. Thank GOD he did hit that tree instead of another car head-on. He's LUCKY he doesn't have more death and blood on his hands. Yet, all he does is whine and, along with his parents and sib, attack the Graziano family. They are so repulsive and horrendous as people, I can't believe they dare show their faces publicly.

I don't understand-if you have money and some 'fame' you get to bitch and moan and get new accommodations?? If Nick doesn't like jail he should of thought of that before he ruined his friends lie, and sentenced him to a living death!

neither fair nor right? sounds like a black man's left leg.

Bubba the Love Sponge is a close friend of the Grim Reaper family. He's willing to provide those "special" services for Nick at home. LOL

PSB- he was right- his car WAS a pussy magnet.. you couldnt get HIM (pussy) OUT OF IT!!!

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

He gave an interview before the crash saying that his car was a pussy magnet. The car that pretty much killed his friend. Without that car that daddy bought him, who would date him? He was stopped many times by police for speeding and one time with his father in the car. His father didn't care and the officer didn't even give him a ticket in exchange for his father's autograph. Then Nick left speeding right in front of the officer.

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new jail name: nick the chola

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

@ DawnieDawnDawn

I am a fan of Italian or the ever classic balsamic & oil... but my salads don't come attached to a 300lb convict so I suggest he goes for something VERY strong to soften that tangy taste that's been marinating away in those prison issue shorts.

Crap.. dinner is now on the table and I've completely put myself off with all this filth!

--thanks awfully--

@Justice:

Should we send him a bottle of tangy Catalina or creamy Ranch?

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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl

17hrs a day alone in a room Vs 17hrs a day getting your backside on first name terms with all that cheese laced prison peen. Hmmm, it's a tough one.

You know, 17 hours alone is bliss for a creative mind. Go write some poetry bitch!

If not, think about the various dressings you might like to try when you start tossing salads!

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by well blow me down on June 3, 2008 - 5:55am.
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LOL @ your screen name!

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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~

it seems a lot of celebrities use a "good things happen to me so that must mean I am good" type of thinking. with their kids it seems to be "I am entitled for only good things to happen to me no matter what." nick is carrying on as if he has suffered nobly simply by sitting in that cell for a few hours. did he think they would let him go the first day?

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If I were the judge in Nick's case, I'd slam some extra time on his sentence just for his being a fucking clueless, whiny asswipe.

What goes on in this kid's head? He drunk drives, braindeads his best friend and he thinks his sentence is too difficult. Where did he get the idea that he can dictate to the court how and when he wants to serve his sentence? Nick better request a tv in his cell, watch some Law and Order and get him self an edjumatcation!!

I'd jail the rest of his douchebag family in that small cell with him. Obviously, his faulty thinking was/is encouraged by his parents. Better yet, strap Nick to a hospital bed do some major sensory depravation on him and let him spend his sentence suffering a bit of what John has been dished out.

What a pathetic whiney bitch he is,yuck!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Oh boo hoo, Nick. Suck it up like a man, do the time, and learn from it.

Submitted by Spastic Colon on June 2, 2008 - 6:58pm.

That was fucking hilarious. You are a gifted writer!

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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."

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seriously..why is it that the majority of the population are able to raise their children to be consciencious and law abiding people with a sense of responsibility toward their fellow human bieng and celeb parents act like those lessons are OPTIONAL?!?!

kids/young people do really stupid things...i've done a few myself, but if i ever caused harm to another person, believe me my parents would have marched me down to the police station themselves whipping my ass the whole way!this is a bad situation all around...why make it worse and more painful for the family of his best friend by not accepting HIS part and share of the responsibility of what happened? Lord knows John and his family have had to accept John's role in this drama(having no choice in the matter)..although the price John has to pay is way too dear:(

my best friends little sister went through something like this a couple of years ago and it's truly tragic for all involved...

tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito

What about the physical health risk to everyone on the road when he's speeding around drunk?

I'm so sick of this douchebag!

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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

Shut up and take it like a man: up the ass and straight to hell!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

well said nia.....I agree. I was raised knowing that my actions had consequences, and the way to trat people in general. I am disgusted by many people's behavior when I am out and about, but the celebrity families are horrendous.

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
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you know i was always teased for being a worrier since i was a young kid, but my parents at a young age taught me to consider the consequences of my actions; as most responsible parents do...why is it that celebs' children, after making stupid and dangerous decisions, feel like they're the ones being victimized or unfairly punished?!?!WTF is that?!?! this young man ended the life of his best friend and he's whining that he has to spend 16-17 hours a day by himself? GOOD LORD read a f*cking book or write letters of apology to your friends family and to your own for the devestation you caused on a lark!

this cult of celebrity is so dangerous..these parents are raising their kids with absolutely no sense or understanding that their actions have consequences...it's like having an up and coming sociopathic generation!!!

tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito

This dude is nuts. I am sure that county jail sucks ass, but he's got a cell all alone.

I would be willing to bet that most the inmates in that jail would rather have their own cell than share it other nasty criminals. Can you imagine being in a 5x5 room (or whatever) and having to watch people take a dump everyday? I bet the smell of piss and shit in each cell ..and the entire county jail..is beyond foul.

Being bored is better than being ass raped by some 50 year old "Bubba" with missing teeth and meth sores.

Being bored and alone in a cell for 17 hrs a day is better than the alternative... Two alternatives SHOULD make Nick realize he doesn't have it that bad.. 1) he didn't suffer the same "punishment" that John got served the day of the accident .. 2) he has his own cell to protect him from being victimized... Being bored is better than being ass raped by some 50 year old "Bubba" with missing teeth and meth sores.

Once he turns 18 he's willing to serve his sentence in minimum-security.

I guess the guards are small mothers.

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Karma is motherfucker. This bitch has no looks, talent, or smarts. Pretty soon he's going to lose his only advantage in life, which is his family's money. That civil suit is going to fuck them in the ass.

Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on June 2, 2008 - 11:24pm.

I'm not too sure that's human skin that Hulk is wearing, it looks sort of reptilian. So do the pics of him and his daughter.

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Clearly if he felt any remorse about leaving his friend neurologically devastated, he wouldn't dream of complaining about this stuff......so we can only infer that he takes no blame. Loser.

After this latest piece of news I'm inclined to believe that the Hogans are actually just pieces of shit encased in human skin.

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This pussy has a receeding hairline because up until a year ago he used to run around with his mother and sister's tarp-sized panties around his head...And the damn things had nasty stains in them that looked like the starting line at the Indy 500.

Nick Hogan you are not only a little pussy and a douchebag, you are also a loser piece of shit like your father!

No Holds Barred II: Nick Goes to Gen-Pop

The young man sat on the edge of his jail cell bed with a smug expression. This was nothing new for him, as he'd been used to a life unfolding as he wished. To him, this day was to be just another example of the priviledge he'd grown used to.

"Stand up and follow me", said the correctional officer.

As he rose from the bed, he filled his arms with his pillow, sheets and toiletries, as well as the book of jokes his mother had sent him. Nick Hogan looked back at his solitary cell. Once again, he was somehow getting his wish and avoiding consequences.

The C.O. led Nick down a series of corridors. With each door they entered, the once muffled roars of the other inmates grew louder. As the voices coming from this other part of jail became less impersonal, a strange, almost regretable reality started to sink in.

Upon arriving at the entrance to the jail's general population, the sound coming from the inside was now so loud that the guard had to yell out, "Two on the door!" just to be heard.

As Nick was escorted in, the rumble of the one hundred or so inmates conversing about suddenly fell silent. The blank walls he was used to were now replaced with the hardened stares of other inmates. Though the sea of faces somehow flowed together, Nick still felt each and every eye penetrate him. Suddenly, a random voice yelled out, "Hey, Sunshine!", bringing the awkward silence to an immediate end. For the boy who had rose to fame from the artificial concept of "reality", this was now the most real moment of his life.

Nick quickly sidled up to the guard and begged, "Please don't make me stay here."

With little affect, the guard stared straight ahead.

"Please, I'll go back. Please.", Nick emplorred.

Again, there was no response. The guard walked up to an open cell and pointed in, "This is yours."

As Nick stepped into the cell, he could see he would not be alone. Laying on the top bunk was man of large proportions. His enormous arms were folded underneath his shaved head. The sleeves of his prison issued shirt were rolled, revealing a tatoo of a Nazi Swastika. But most disconcerting was the ever-so-subtle smile that peaked out from his grizzled goatee as the guard pushed his new roommate in.

In a last act of desperation, Nick turned around to the guard, "Please, I'll give you anything! Just take me back to solitary. Do you know who my dad is? He'll give you money, anything! Please take me back!!"

But looking back at Nick were unsympathetic eyes. This stoic, uniformed man leaned near the whimpering boy of priviledge and whispered, "Not a fuckin' chance. We're glad we don't have to deal with your whiny ass anymore." With that, he turned and walked away, leaving Nick alone amongst a group of society's rejects.

This new face was now left in a very unenviable position: to enter his cell or take his chances with the others gathering about. Desperate as he was to find a friendly face, Nick couldn't find one. In Nick, all of the inmates saw him as a boy born into wealth and providence, but who'd squandered it with his own arrogance. Amongst the unlucky, uneducated and disenfranchised, this blonde-haired, cherrub faced boy was the image of everything they jealously resented. If Nick had believed he would find companionship, he was sadly mistaken.

Nick reluctantly entered the dank, clausterphobic cell and tried to avoid eye contact with his cellmate as he sat on the edge of the bottom bunk. He couldn't help but dream of the xanadu of solitary confinement that he calously had taken for granted.

Suddenly the weight of the top bunk shifted as its occupant lowered his large legs to the edge. An odd discomfort came over the boy as he finally saw the enormity of this man. He was a beast.

Nick was used to the safety of his father's size, but size like this from an unloving soul is an altogether different experience.

The bed rocked as the man jumped off the top bunk and with a thud his feet hit the floor. He turned around facing Nick, and lowered his pants. Only while making crude comments when watching Animal Planet had Nick seen something so well-endowed. He wanted to run, but his feet but his feet wouldn't move. He wanted to scream, but his face felt frozen. He was so helpless it was almost as if he was in a vegetative state. But just when he was at the top of his despair, this beast of a man sat down on the toilet.

Appearing completely institutionalized, the man showed no embarrasement. He stared right at Nick and dared him to stare back. Slowly the man's eyes shifted from the boy to his new cellmate's things. Completely disregarding civility, the beast tossed through the items, before settling on Nick's joke book. There was a moment when Nick started to boldly proclaim, "That's mine!", but he wisely thought better.

Page by page, the Beast flipped through the book. He looked unimpressed with its contents, yet he continued on as a foul stench permeated the cramped quarters. After getting to the final page the Beast methodically turned back to the middle pages and ripped them out. With that handful of crumpled paper, the Beast proceded to wipe his backside. Nick looked on as the book -- a token of his mother's love -- was being ripped to shreads.

"You don't mind, do you?", said the Beast, daring Nick to say otherwise.

The boy's eyes welled with tears as the final pages were pulled out and used.

"Do you have any other books?"

"No", said Nick, wiping his face.

"Too bad. Guess we'll have to use you next time."

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER EPISODES OF "NICK GOES TO GEN-POP"

James Haven, Brad has not admitted to himself, (or you and me) that he would like to be in the middle of a Joey, Brad, James, sandwich....Hopefully when Angie is in labor, us boys can OWN it......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 10:46pm.

sorry, didn't know you were gonna get all "Richard Gere" on me... kidding, kidding!!LOL!

OT: Nicky could trade his lunch for 10 mins left alone, right?

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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."

How is confinement unfair to a jackass who drove like an idiot and almost killed someone? Fuck people. Seriously.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:43pm.

I find that statement to be offensive to hamsters.

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Does this fucker think his last name is Hilton?

You were DRAG RACING and almost KILLED your friend. Now shut the fuck up, and do your time!

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

It's a real shame what having his head buried in his ass has done to his hairline, he'll be bald by the age of 20.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

he is a great actor!!I sae his profile!!
I happen to know that there is such a website: M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h . c 0 M !There you can meet hundreds of thousands of nice singles in your city and find the beauty of life. The sexy women and men are a real eye-popper .I am glad to make your life coulorful.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 10:40pm.

like watching hamsters run a wheel.. never get anywhere, but seem to like it

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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."

WOW. Being confined to an 8 by 12 foot cell isn't shit compared to being confined in your own mental prison like his friend John is. 8 months in jail vs. being a vegetable for a lifetime? Sounds like Nick is pretty fucking lucky, and he needs to remember that.

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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie

Submitted by Newportjoey on June 2, 2008 - 10:35pm.

Why thank you, joey! Brad says it gives him the "creeps".

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 10:33pm.

Funny, sad, pathetic, whatever.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on June 2, 2008 - 10:41pm.

To Nick: Boo fucking hoo.

To Linda: Mighty concerned mom, aren't you, to be humpin' it up in a nightclub with a boy toy half your age?

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Amen. I was thinking the same thing about his mother.

I think she's much more concerned about how much money John's family will get during the civil trial.

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God be with you, dumbass.

I know James Haven, "Your eyes are too beautiful to be true"

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 10:31pm.

funny, isn't it?

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"Don't think me unkind.
Words are hard to find.
They're only cheques I've left unsigned.
From the banks of chaos in my mind."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 10:31pm.

Ain't that the truth!

Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 10:30pm

OW! Quit it, the 3rd grade is set up in the Angie thread!

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I hope the judge tells him, yeah, you can go home as soon as your "best friend," John, can drive you there. *drive by wedgies*