She Had Better Not Be Making A Habit Out Of This
This is the second time in two weeks that Shauna Sand has been photographed without wearing her exquisite lucite heels. How is she able to stand without her lucite beauties? You would think her feet would reject anything that wasn't made out of the finest stripper crystal aka lucite.
Those black things on her feet are trash! They belong on commoners like Posh Spice or Kim Kardashian. Shauna only deserves the best.
Even worse, Shauna wore them to the Chanel store yesterday. Double betrayal! Did Shauna not get the memo that we're boycotting Chanel for what they did to Phoebe Price? I can forgive Shauna for her Chanel mishap as long she puts her exquisite lucite heels back on and never takes them off again!
Here's Shauna, Frenchie husband and her two daughters yesterday.
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According to wikipedia, Shauna earned a B.A. in Int'l Business Admin. from the American University in Paris and speaks fluent French. She may look like trash, but she sounds halfway intelligent.
I think her claim to fame is being a Playboy Playmate 12 years ago.......and then marrying Lorenzo Lamas. Unfortunately he dumped her on her ass out of no where after she had the third baby.
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Is she in porn? I seriously don't know why she's even famous!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Dayum!! Her hubby is hot.
I worked in retail at places like Neiman's for 10 years. This snatch is the kind of woman who came in, demanded everyone's attention, tried everything on, made you comment on how skinny she looks, tried everything on again, left clothes all over the dressing room floor and ultimately wound up buying what she could actually afford...a thing of nailpolish.
Trust.
Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
I'm staying tuned and holding my breath, over the upcoming public apology and possible lawsuit by Phoebe Price.
Any up to date tidbits, Michael K????
Forget the Joliie-Pitt twins, this is the only news that matters!!!
The Chanel Controversy......
This is the Year Of the Hottest Babe of Dlisters..........I mean, she was already a fixture in the news over her (alledge) cellulites. Her star-turn at Cannes Film fest. And now the whole CHANEL brou ha ha.......
This is the year of Phoebe Price, bitches!
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 2, 2008 - 1:41pm.
I agree.....no WAY are those boobs real.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Oh please, she took a Black Sharpie to a pair of her infamous Lucites.
Hwore.
?&!
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Submitted by peaches on June 2, 2008 - 4:23pm.
She looks like a low-rent Jennifer Aniston. Her boobs are real, she just went and messed her face up instead. She has total smoker's skin!
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Her boobs are FAKE! Just like everything else about her
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re: the eyes, it's one of the first things I noticed about her. They look so sad.
Does anyone else think she resembles a chicken? It could just be the legs, but between the tiny eyes, thin legs and kind of pointy nose/beak I think she could absolutely do a Chicken Little movie without cgi enhancement
That purse is nice though...
Star,
He IS HOT!!! Even if he screams douche-bag, i'd let him motor-boat it!!
D.D.,
OH! Mr. Potato head!! Perfect anology!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
They're lucite, just not exquisite lucite!
I thought that was Halle berrys baby daddy.
Say what????? That is her Hubby?!?! Did he marry her for papers?
Oh, those are still Lucite...they're just that oh-so-much-classier fake wood patterned Lucite they make for strippers to wear to conservative events like church, PTA meetings, and lunch with their boyfriend's children.
Kiss,
Fifi
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Submitted by Star Jonez on June 2, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Her husband is so hot. Unless he's super annoying he could do so much better than this unfortunate looking mess
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He will. Just give it about another week.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 1:27pm.
D.D.,
The whole nose/eyes setting is fucked up!
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Ya. Kinda like Mr. Potato Head.
I loved that toy/doll/thing.
Her husband is so hot. Unless he's super annoying he could do so much better than this unfortunate looking mess
I love Coco quotes:
"Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress."
(it appears that shauna is on the wrong track. seriously, how did they let her in the store?)
D.D.,
The whole nose/eyes setting is fucked up! Her eyes are too close together, her nose has been whittled to nothing! Eck!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by kiwikim on June 2, 2008 - 1:10pm.
I don't know why she's famous. She doesn't have anything that you can't see in any truck stop stripper joint everywhere in the country.
I don't know which truck stop strippers you frequent...but the ones I'm familiar with are ten times better looking and better dressed than this chola-wanna be skeltina ;-P
With those boney knees likely comes a boney ass...one lap dance from that is a DYI castration.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
She looks like a low-rent Jennifer Aniston. Her boobs are real, she just went and messed her face up instead. She has total smoker's skin!
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Submitted by kiwikim on June 2, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Shauna needs to go to Juicy or Kimaora. But NOT-absolutely no Chanel. Coco is rolling in her grave.
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LoL. Poor Coco.
btw...not many comments on how close-set shauna's eyes are. she looks a little fetal-alcohol-y (no offense meant to anyone who knows or cares for such individuals in RL).
Hekki...heheheh....Alec has some very good quotes lately...I am loving him! (shhhh- don't tell MrsK, she'll kick my ass)
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
"A womans dress should be tight enough to show that she is a woman, but loose enough to show that she is a lady"
- Coco Chanel
i wonder what would Madame Chanel have to say about shaunas "clothes"
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I love the way she is standing in the pic with her family. Very classy. Especially the way her toes are hanging over the edge of the shoes.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 4:08pm.
the dressed mannequin in the back left is totally haute.
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A discreet contrast to Shauna. I'm sure that's what she bought!
Shauna needs to go to Juicy or Kimaora. But NOT-absolutely no Chanel. Coco is rolling in her grave.
I don't know why she's famous. She doesn't have anything that you can't see in any truck stop stripper joint everywhere in the country.
Her husband-I'm saying. American Giggilo.
Call Me.
On the line.
Call me call me any any time.
PSL, your siggie made me LOL.
Hot French guy might be hot, but his wardrobe and body language spells DOUCHEBAG. You could say the same about her ex, too.
And someone needs to tell her to use *brown* Sharpie instead of *black*. It goes a little better with peroxide blonde.
Does hot Frenchie not have eyes???? I don't care how desperate you are to "break" into hollyweird, Shauna Sand is not the way to go! Those poor kiddies. I bet they have those annoying platform flip flops in prep for their lucite heel training.
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
the dressed mannequin in the back left is totally haute.
Her smile-picture 3- looks absolutely painful. Skin stretched way toooooo tight. It looks like she's gonna rip at any minute.
That dude is one hot piece of Eurotrash ass. Much too fine for Shauna Sand. (Seriously!!! Even as trashy blonde butterfaces go, Shauna is particularly weird in the face.)
And WHAT, may I ask, did this ho buy at Chanel? Pink and white underwear with crystal Chanel logos all over? Or perhaps just a paper Chanel bag to carry her lucite heels in on the way home from a long night strippin- I mean, attending klassy award shows.
Submitted by justjane on June 2, 2008 - 4:02pm.
How long before the skank takes hold of her daughters??? They are beautiful, I hate to say.
Sadly, their fates are already determined. The heavy blonde is going to be the butch/lesbian/mean one. The brunette one is going to be the shining star, the one that actually goes to work and is successful. The smallest one is going to be the next Paris/Britney/whoever.
Notice she doesnt even take the heavy mean/butch one out with her in these pics. She probably told her she was too big to fit in the car and left her at home, which is what will make her build up that anger to make her the mean one.
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yeah, WHY is hot Frenchie guy there? i thought they were getting divorced....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
I'm a big fan of lucite in vintage bangles and handbags, but not in shoes or chandeliers. ick.
oh gawd, he is hot! he's like a french Gabe Awbry, or however you spell his name. How did he end up with her? I thought they were splitting. Must have been someone else.
she looks like Elvira, or Mrs. Adamms or someone equally as creepy.
Submitted by Rocket on June 2, 2008 - 4:03pm.
She's so the Chanel type - classic style.
Frenchie hubby looks good though - bet you he's unemployed.
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What'cha talkin' bout? Living the American Giggilo lifestyle complete with Richard Gere circa 1970 hair IS employment. Do you see the picture where he is talking on a mobile while sitting on a big pole. He's getting warmed up and making dates for tonight.
WHO is this crispy harlot and WHY is she famous again?
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That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
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Ugh! I got all gigged about the hot frenchman, that i missed the fact that those poor little girls have to admit "Yes, this whore is my mommy"
tsk...tsk...tsk...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Wait!!!!!! That creepy plastic thing got the hot frenchie back?!?!?!? WTF????
I mean, yeah, he has "I Am A Douche" written all over him, but what Hot French guy doesn't?
WFT??? He must want to break into the Hollyweird scene REALLY bad!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I'm willing to bet she doesn't buy anything in Chanel, just walks in and out while posing for pics. I mean look at her usual wardrobe. What could Chanel have that she would possibly wear/afford?
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Am I wrong to think Frenchy is gorgeous?
They won't let Phoebe in, but they'll let hooker trash in??? WTF? Chanel isn't as exclusive as it once was.
She's so the Chanel type - classic style.
Frenchie hubby looks good though - bet you he's unemployed.
How long before the skank takes hold of her daughters??? They are beautiful, I hate to say.
Hell, they could be heiresses to a lucite shoe empire!
I saw this breaking news 3 hours ago MK...where've ya been?!
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin