Monday, June 2nd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Ceiling Eyes really wants you to see her panties - Hollywood Tuna
All the skeezers at the MTV Movie Awards - Egotastic!
Prince and Radiohead need to hug it out - IDLYITW
Brit Brit isn't designing furniture anytime soon. Shit! I really wanted a built-in cheeto bag holder in my next couch - Popsugar
The prettiest princess at the MTV Movie Awards and I'm not talking about Vanessa - Just Jared
Mimizilla continues her attack on Japan - A Socialite's Life
Shia LaDouche went to AA as a child. Who didn't? - Hollywood Rag
The Russian army kick it old school - Cityrag
Kendra Wilkinson's got panties on her head (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Clint Eastwood hates botox - Lainey Gossip
I wish MK wouldn't link stuff from IDLYITW. I find myself compelled to click on it because of the subject matter, but I hate the guy Todd who writes that blog. He's a misogynistic jerk. There weren't any actual women involved in this Prince/Radiohead bitchfight, but I'm sure if there were, Todd would say something nasty about them. It's not like it was original reporting anyway, IDLYITW got it from Billboard.
"As for Prince vs. Radiohead...Radiohead can all go suck a fat cheesy cock. They should be praising Jesus that Prince even knows who they are, not bitching and moaning about not being able to see his cover."
Ah-hah! Bears repeating. Funny stuff. I agree.
It's hard to be more pissy and annoying than Prince, but Radiohead did it.
She looks so sex. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Prince needs to pull his head out of his ass, because Radiohead is right on. I don't know why he got all self-righteous on his fans so screw him.
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wow.just fucking wow.
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
Sheeps, I do remember a video with Pam on a boat with a weiner in her mouth...
HEY! did I just write that? How do I delete again?
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Submitted by jussayin on June 2, 2008 - 7:18pm.
hearing the phrase "don't eat meat" from the likes of Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson is quite ironic
heehee. Or at least ambiguous. Wasn't there a pic of Pam with an actual wiener in mouth at a softball game a few months ago?
Submitted by jussayin on June 2, 2008 - 9:18pm.
hearing the phrase "don't eat meat" from the likes of Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson is quite ironic in an Alanis Morissette kind of way, dontcha think?
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OH! You killed me there! I didn't get it at first, then it hit me! I am still laughing in fact
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hearing the phrase "don't eat meat" from the likes of Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson is quite ironic in an Alanis Morissette kind of way, dontcha think?
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yeah, I said it! what?
I barely saw Audrina's picture when I went to the Hollywood tuna page, because I was too distracted by a PETA ad with an emaciated Jenna Jameson in lingere, with the heading "who is the sexiest vegetarian?" An ad like that says to me "Give up meat as a protien source, and your muscles will wither away until you are near death." Now THAT is sexy!
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 5:01pm.
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You know I had to somehow honor the new love of my life, Ed Westwick! :)
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
LC needs to use some moisturizer or something, those up close pics are kind of scary.
She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
I'm embarrassed to admit that Audrina is starting to look good to me.
QueenCharisma,
I'll have to give you that on Angie vs Chace talent thing. I've never seen anything Chace was in. I have however seen Angie's "skill"....Not QUITE Hepburn eh!
BTW...LOVE the Ed Avie!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 3:24pm.
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You're not the only one. His parents even used to sell drugs and, I believe, got arrested for it when he was a kid. (Or at least, I think his dad did) He was NOT handed everything on a silver platter, that's for sure so I'm actually kind of proud of him for making it where he is today - plus, I loved him on Even Stevens so, like you, I can't hate him.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 3:51pm.
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But in all fairness, Clarisse, Angie is a MUCH better actor than Chace. Chace might as well be a wall, only you'd get more from a wall. I know what you're saying though...Clint needs to tear his lips off Angie's ass for a second and realize that she's not all she's cracked up to be as an actor. He's another man just enamored by her beauty/cuntipotence. Katherine didn't rely on sex appeal to get ahead in HW, she actually had talent.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 4:22pm.
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ITA about the talent thing. I just hope that he doesn't screw up anymore (i.e. his recent arrest) because he has the potential to have a very long career. Hohan was DOA for me when I saw her mother. Thank the lord Shia is trying not to let his parents ruin his entire life.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Yeah, Clint,you hate botox? I can understand it inteferes with facial expression so necessary for acting, but I equally hate that you got your eyes done and lost your trademark squint. You look like Peter O'Toole now, who sadly succumbed to the same procedure.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 2, 2008 - 2:16pm
Exactly why I feel for the boy. He has worked his cute little tusher off, and came from two druggie, hippie parents, and is hell of a lot more normal than, say, Hohan. He is definitely talented as all hell.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
LOL @ "ceiling eyes". She really does have the quintessential "I'm mildly retarded" gaze down.
As for Prince vs. Radiohead...Radiohead can all go suck a fat cheesy cock. They should be praising Jesus that Prince even knows who they are, not bitching and moaning about not being able to see his cover.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
hahahaha my email looks like its from jerry garcia :p
and mayyyybe it is!
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Vanessa and Zac are still "together"?
Shia was on SNL on SN. From what I saw, it wasn't really that funny, but then, I guess that's the way it has been lately.
IM ON IT!
my email looks like its the word lehman but it aint!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
naw mama, email me at:
jerrbear0801@yahoo.com
and ill e you back with my regular email
DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
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Zac should have had a pedicure before posing for photographers... or are we to believe those toes belong to Vanessa!
Submitted by missy on June 2, 2008 - 3:50pm.
LOLO hows my favorite head injury victim today?? ♥♥
im just chillin.
Are you in the Forum?
I need to give you my email so we can talk dirty.
Well dirtier than here that is!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Missy,
I thought the same thing! Charlize left all those other twits in the dust!!!!!!!!!
Regarding Clint Eastwood...
Comparing Jolie to Katharine Hepburn is
like comparing Chace Crawford to Laurence Oliver.
That's comparing apples to self-absorbed, no-talent oranges.
Come on now Clint!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
LOLO hows my favorite head injury victim today?? ♥♥
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I guess I wouldn't have known who it was if it were any other picture.
However, I did have to go do some research on the "ceiling eyes." The name is right on.
MISSY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
WOW charlize looks BAD ASS at the mtv awards. HOT!!!!
(shes also soooooo out of place there with the rest of those 'whatshername' hos)
Hi all!! ♥
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Submitted by Dorothy-s Red Shoes on June 2, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Who IS Ceiling Eyes? I can't tell from that pic and work blocks Hollywood Tuna.
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that would be Audrina...her eyes are ALWAYS looking up. She's really not that pretty, IMO.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
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Who IS Ceiling Eyes? I can't tell from that pic and work blocks Hollywood Tuna.
Ugh...fucking Audrina.
I have had enough of these "Hills" people....months ago.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Am I the only one here who can look past Shia's so-called douchey-ness and say the boy had a very very sad life? I fell somewhat protective of him coz I pretty much grew up with him watching Even Stevens...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
The only worthy link was the army dudes dancing. Russians are handsome.. well, some of them.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
LMAO! IDLYITW has the video clip of Chappelle playing Prince that we were talking about earlier! Weird.
RUSSIANS ARE AWESOME!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
http://attuworld.com/music/roots-of-breakdance.html#more-177
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Can someone please explain to me what this 'Ceiling Eyes' is all about? Is it because it looks like she's always looking up?
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That's right. I THINK MK made it up because I had never heard that before Dlisted. I've never seen anyone else's eyes do that either.
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LCT,
Thank you!! I was hangin back hoping someone would explain!
RE: Prince
FUCK! Back in the day, i loved me some Prince. Then, he lost his damn mind.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Can Prince get more crazy or greedy. Geez it`s not even his fucking song. I used to love him ,but fuck he is getting bat shit crazy with age.
That`s why fans turn on dudes like that, he went after folks who put up fansites of him. He forgot the fans is what made him what he is today.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Can someone please explain to me what this 'Ceiling Eyes' is all about? Is it because it looks like she's always looking up?
I heart Kendra!