Monday, June 2nd 2008
Someone Needs To Search Courtney's Nostrils
Kurt Cobain's ashes have been stolen! Well, that's what The News of the World claims anyway. Take it with a grain of ash. Courtney Love keeps his ashes in a pink teddy bear bag along with a lock of his hair. Court found that shit was gone a couple of weeks ago and now she's freaking out. Freaking out more than usual I should say.
She said, "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."
Round up the obvious suspects - Courtney's nose, Courtney's veins, all pink teddy bear kidnappers in the area and Keith Richards.
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She's threatening suicide because someone stole from her? I have only one response to people who pull that shit : DO IT.
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the story about kurt's ashes etc. and the teddy bear has been around. I think a more likely scenario is they got used up or fell out and were swept up. or she is lying.
as for the "suicide note". I can't imagine what difference it makes. when courtney read it she said there were messages to her and frances-- maybe "I love you. I love you" (added in different handwriting) is what she meant. just by reading the note you would think it was about something more akin to retirement than suicide. it probably was taken from one of his notebooks. there are scans of the note online.
before kurt died he turned down the headlining spot in lollapalooza. this was controversial. after kurt died courtney and hole took the spot that had been offered to nirvana. this would have been absolutely unthinkable when kurt was alive. hole and nirvana were not on the same level at that point.
for a guy supposedly about to off himself kurt was doing a lot of stuff. maybe because his stomach problems were finally diagnosed and he was being successfully treated. he had added two members to nirvana and was planning on doing a project with michael stipe and rem.
but all that aside... the seattle pd didn't investigate the case as if it could be a homicide.
no one needed to be a criminal mastermind to get away with this. some of the links mrs. kravitz put will tell about the police on this case.
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Thats horrible,who would steal ashes anyway?You got to be nuts to do that.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm sure she threw those ashes away because she thought it was leftover from the incense she left burning after 12 hours straight of coke-binging and S&M...!
Your face!
To whoever stole those ashes -- keep them just long enough for Courtney to commit suicide, then return them. Oh, and give poor Kurt a proper urn, mkay?
Seriously, she's probably just left the damn bag in a restaurant or something. Her brain is fried by guilt or drugs or both.
who keeps doing all these horrible things to c love?
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Submitted by Fifi on June 2, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Wonder how long it took her to notice them missing...
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She probably lost them five years ago and was just too oblivious to notice.
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Exactly. She needs to look inside the pink teddy-bear bag.
Only one-third of Kurt's ashes were scattered, according to this article:
http://www.nndb.com/people/939/000025864/
Courtney's one-third must be what's missing.
Also, in a biography I read of Cobain, not only did he suffer from depression and debilitating stomach pain, several members of his immediate family also committed suicide, so it's not an unbelievable scenario.
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As odd and emotionally unstable as she is, we all know that there are Cobain fans out there who are way more .....they're lunatics and would steal his ashes, I'm convinced.
I do feel that she shouldn't throw the suicide word around like that. I mean, hasn't her daughter suffered enough with this? Respect your daughther, Courtney. Don't scare her like this.
What the fuck is a teddy bear bag and who would put their dead husbands ashes in something like that? It's probably a dime bag with little pink teddy bears as the design.
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If I married a crack-loving donkey and the heroin didn't numb the mindless, shrieking chatter anymore and I had a gun that was easily accessible...
I'd be eating roasted donkey in silence.
Fuck offing myself.
All this clutter, this cluster fuck of thoughts.
I SERIOUSLY did not know about the Courtney killed Kurt theory. After reading those links it does sound fishy.
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I think I saw a doco about it - quite a well-respected documentary maker did it, whose name eludes me right now. It investigated the possibility of Courtney killng him I think and basically concluded that the problem was the note. Had there been any suspicion of foul play surely the police would have had the note checked by a handwriting expert? Especially as he was such a high profile figure. Courtney may consider herself a genius at many things, but expert forgerer I find unlikely.
I love Nirvana and I know I'm going to get crucified for saying this but I don't believe she killed Kurt directly. Indirectly, very much so, but I think his circle of asslickers, enablers and dealers were just as much to blame for his death as she was and some of them IMO pinned the blame solely on her. This tranny mess doesn't have the mental capability to carry off a complex assassination to me, even in 1994.
What kind of sick fuck would steal ashes?
Submitted by Fifi on June 2, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Wonder how long it took her to notice them missing...
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She probably lost them five years ago and was just too oblivious to notice.
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Wonder how long it took her to notice them missing...
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HAHA, I thought this was Britney when I first looked at this picture. Efuckinggads, Courtney looks different every single time her picture is taken.
Submitted by Keane on June 2, 2008 - 4:15pm.
That weave is worse than Britney's - looks like it needs to be put down. On the theory of Courtney killing Kurt, wasn't that slightly undermined by the fact he wrote a suicide note? Or am I thinking of someone else? I'm pretty sure he wrote a note didn't he?
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Her hair is a trainwreck-I'm not sure it's worse that Shitters though.
Kurt supposedly wrote the suicide note-but I will always think this coke whore had something to do with his death.
Suicide notes have been forged before..
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 2, 2008 - 3:17pm.
OH MY GOD. Why do crackheads always go around claiming someone stole shit from them!
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because some bitch is always trying to steal our shit!! thats why!!
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OH MY GOD. Why do crackheads always go around claiming someone stole shit from them! Wake up, Court! No one stole those ashes from you - you snorted them last night.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Okay, I guess I should read a little!
I thought his ashes were in a river in Washington.
I found this on the web. Apparently Kurt's ashes were finally scattered in the Wishkah River, Washington.
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/c/Kurt%20Cobain/kurt_cobain.htm
I don't know who ashes this twat lost, but they weren't her husband's.
Submitted by Keane on June 2, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Yes, he did leave a note, a crying Courtney read it out to everyone, and actually responded to the things he said in his note. I remember her saying, "No, Kurt, you did that," talking about him taking his own life. I believe it was in reference to their then-toddler FrancesBean. It was very strange.
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That weave is worse than Britney's - looks like it needs to be put down. On the theory of Courtney killing Kurt, wasn't that slightly undermined by the fact he wrote a suicide note? Or am I thinking of someone else? I'm pretty sure he wrote a note didn't he?
First his fortune, various houses, now his bod! Courtney has to start keeping track of shit!!!
She's like the host of "Polka Dot Door" who keeps turning her back for one second and always misses the Polkaroo.*
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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 2, 2008 - 11:48am.
WOW! I did not know that people think that Courtney killed Kurt.
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Yes we do. Everyone in the english-speaking free world does!!
i really wish for her to go the way of anna nicole smith. in fact, i wish we could REPLACE anna with courtney. courtney ded, anna not ded.
Thanks to MK's editorial skills I chuckled reading this, but I can't say that I am either shocked or surprised.
For Court this is just another ordinary day. First she "loses track" of Kurt's multi-million-dollar estate, and now she's lost his ashes.
Shit happens.
Kurt didn't die, he escaped. From HER.
I think Kurt killed himself, simply because Courtney has never had her shit together enough to pull anything like that off. Not a mental giant, is she? The ashes story is a new one to me, and so totally disrespectful it's disgusting she could do that to any once-living being, let alone her husband.
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WOW! I had no idea about how much info was out there on providing concrete evidence that Kurt didn't commit suicide.
Whoa.
She looks like Britney Spears in that picture. Also, didn't she say that she scattered his ashes in the Ganges River in an interview she did a year or two after his suicide? Who knows, the chick is obviously drug-addled and can't separate fact from fiction anymore than a unmedicated schizophrenic.
She can go ahead and be as suicidal as she pleases. I, for one, don't mind at all.
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WOW! I did not know that people think that Courtney killed Kurt.
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WOW! I did not know that people think that Courtney killed Kurt.
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Thank you Mrs. K!
Uh, *suicidal*, Courtney? Not what I would call the best term to express your frustation. Might want to think about that one a moment.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Promising us that she's suicidal certainly isn't going to help her get that shit back.
That is the TRUTH! LOL!
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This murderess (I agree w/ other poster about that!) was probably looking for them only to sell them.
I wish people would ignore this bitch, so I never have to see or hear from her EVER again.
Maybe O.J. needs a new girlfriend?
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Promising us that she's suicidal certainly isn't going to help her get that shit back.
I'd guess that this coked out bitch misplaced it or sold it for some Oxy's.
Mike - I've never cared enough to research, but what is the controversy over her being a murderer??? Story please!
STFU!!!
She honors the man's memory by putting his ashes in a pink teddy bear bag? He's Kurt Cobain, for fuck's sake!
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She is SUCH an idiot. If she cared about them that much she should have had a fort-knox style mausoleum built for them. Of course she was going to lose them carrying them around like that. Hell, she probably did a Keith Richards and snorted them but forgot.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 2, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Why the fuck does she look completely different every time she's photographed.
Here's Courtney in 1987:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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