Monday, June 2nd 2008
Denise Richards Has An Awesome Vocabulary
I'm pretty sure that I'm the only living thing on this planet that actually likes Robot Call Girl. And now I love her just a little bit more. Last night on "Denise Richards: I'm Constipated," Denise cursed out some reporter. She didn't use your normal everyday curse word either, she called her a cunt. She said it several times. Much thanks to the hot bitch that programmed that word into Denise's main vocabulary.
The word cunt isn't used enough. It needs more love! How would you feel if you were the word cunt? Nobody uses you! They use bitch, whore, slut, skank, but never cunt! So the next time you need to call someone a "bitch," use cunt instead. You'll probably get shot or stabbed for it, but at least you tried something new!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 1:00pm.
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Totally! Like I don't get how a woman could possibly be proud to be a bitch. Just means most people find your ass insufferable to be around.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Several years ago, someone used the word "cunt" to describe me. They used a key to carve it into the paint on my car. I never did figure out who it was, but after that my car was affectionately labeled the "cunt car." And no, I never got a new paint job. I'm classy like that.
Why would someone admit to being a cunt? That's like saying you're the worst sort of woman alive and everyone hates you.
I wonder.
Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 1:35pm
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Cheers, honey!! Make it a double!!
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PSL - yeah and all the photo opts she has when she's at the "park" etc.
You don't see the paps getting lots of shots of Charlie when he has the girls.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I called people Cunt all the time. Sadly no one shares the same fondness for the word as I do. I love the word cunt. Great word.
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Since you personify the definition, I can understand your affinity.
LOL! I owe you a drink.
Wow. Sam and Lola have some grade A role models. These girls are gonna have the world on a string...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I love it. Mabel says "cunt" all the time, but only when the situation calls for it, you know?
But what's WAY MORE RUDE is someones answering their gaoddamn phone during a conversation.
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 2, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 1:46pm.
An Escort offers Pay One Price, Ride all the rides. A prostitute charges for the individual act. Or so I've heard.
Thats what i twatt TV.
QVC and McD's.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
The only thing I agree with her about is when people are in the middle of a conversation and they answer their phone. People can't wait five minutes?
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Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 1:46pm.
An Escort offers Pay One Price, Ride all the rides. A prostitute charges for the individual act. Or so I've heard.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
M.E., give her a break...she EXPLAINED on the "View" that they kids are hardly in the show at all! She CARES. She is a great, respectable Mom...(rolling eyes)
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Yeah twatts up with calling your cunt and "escort" vs. a "prostitute"?
I guess the "escort" escorts the dick into the mouth/cunt/butt-gina and gives a QVC type of run down for services and charges and a Prostitute just lets your order shit like on McD's value menu.
"Ill take a number four, no cheese please"
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Yes, shes definitely someone who needs the cunt slapped out of her...
Go Lakers!!!
Ok, so, she's pissed that this lasy is exploiting her kids, yet, she has them on her reality show right???
Stupid bitch.
Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
I'd still nail her like one of the guys that paid for the honor though.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt.
Thats according to a former friend.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
She's a real class act! What do you expect from a former high class hooker, I mean "escort".
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Cuntanese Bwhahahaha!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
That smirk from that bird at Denise gave this shame game away for me.. if you are getting cursed out and it's real.. smiles don't come into it!
WHY COULDN'T SHE STAY CHRISTMAS JONES WITH THE GREAT PLASTIC CHICHIS FOREVER??
--thanks awfully--
Oh man. Am I missing the fun in here or WHAT?!
She is a pig and has absolutely no remorse over anything she has done in her life. Her life does seem retarded like Charlie said and I feel sorry for the kids.
Bitch speaks Cuntanese as her first language. No not Denise!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Ahhahahahhaaaaaaa Kizzy. It's funny because it's true.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:35am.
Afuckingmen! Cunt.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
justice,
I will say though, the word has a completely different feel when a bunch of British guys are calling one another "cunts" or "twats", then when some insane trashy L.A. chick gets in your face, points at you, and calls you a cunt.
takes one to know one...
The "C" word is the worst thing you can call a woman...but when it deserved, it just flows off the tongue....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Well, I hope you cunts have a good day. I need to try to bolster the sagging economy.
Another icon of class and reserve. Her kids are going to be great Dlisted fodder in a few short years.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I called people Cunt all the time. Sadly no one shares the same fondness for the word as I do. I love the word cunt. Great word.
Denise's show still makes me cringe.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Hmm. How... cunty.
And I would hope that the woman who she just called a cunt immediately threw whatever the hell she was working on for Denise in the trash and resolved to never do one more thing for that trashy ho. That would be the end of my contract if I were her.
fake.
all reality shows are fake.
DR sees this show as an opportunity to set the record straight and to clear her name in public. DR seems to think the public doesnt understand her situation fully.
What DR doesnt realize is no one really cares about DR outside of the people who read celeb gossip blogs.
DR never was a star, she had a moment 10 years ago after starring in a few hits but bad career choices destroyed any remnant of career she may have had.
"Cunt"... THE BEST WORD EVER!
We use this much in the same way the U.S uses "motherfucker". It's a very versatile word indeed.
The always seem very shocked in JFK when I hold a phone conversation and say cunt every other sentence. For some reason, it's a phenomenally rude word in the U.S. UK, Ireland and Australia... it's pretty standard.
I will go with Robert DeNiro for "best use of the word Cunt by a U.S citizen". The "T" really adds a zing to any insult if you say it right.
--thanks awfully--
I kind of like her in the show. She doesn't seem like the evil witch the media paints her as and I find her sort of funny.
And let me just say that I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is the biggest asshole in Hollywood. The only thing that seperates Charlie from Denise is that he is upfront about who he is and she isn't.
I still can't believe some of the things he e-mailed her about her mother/father. That's low.
Clearly MK stayed home from school the day LA called us all mom jean wearing cunt heads for like three hours straight in a loonie thread.
That was fucking awesome!
My cunt loved that shit!
My penis did not enjoy it that much.
That was the day my nay-nis got into a fist fight in my pants and the pork chop in my back fat had to break it up.
True Story.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
This reality show isn't helping her AT ALL....
*Smile Bitches*
But it is OK for her kids to read their Dad has "prostitute infested tranny sperm" though....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Her kids will be proud. Charlie's divorce lawyers are already burning DVDs for the judge.
omg, I watched this last night.
I cuss like a sailor sometimes, but DAYUMM.... Fuck and cunt is all this bitch knows.
She will do anything to get her name out there.
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