Denise Richards Has An Awesome Vocabulary

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 10:44am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 1:35pm.

I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt.

Thats according to a former friend.
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That's the worst kind of person to be. Its you first all the time, innit?

Watch your back cuz karma's on your heels.

So wait who does she claim tipped off the paps.. They blipped that out and I can read her big fish lips to figure it out?

Her arguements are so weak - why is it that ONLY ALL of the details of HER divorce are being made public and not the divorce of every person every in California being made public.

I thought that Phoebe Price's clip was irritating, it doesn't compare to Denise's clip.

i call people "cunt" all the time! mainly my fiance and best friend... seriously we insult each other all the time : )

save a heart, break a penis.

I don't know what to really think or care about her.
I do imagine this how most of HollyWeird Divorcee's, Wives, Gf's, etc.... really are.
The men are just as bad.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Ah, once again Denise shows us all learning she got being in Heidi Fleiss's stable of whores.

Don't get me wrong. I think prostitution should be legalized. That way Denise has another way to make money, other than marrying for money.

That Denise Richards is one classy lady!

I love Denise Richards too, MK. Duh.

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.

I agree. I totally love Denise now that I hear her speak. The more she says F*ck and C*nt, the more I love her!! I'm starting to think that this reality show is the most brilliant career move she has ever made.

This self-absorbed cunt is retarded if she thought this reality show was going to do anything for her image or career. It's fairly obvious that she doesn't care about anyone other than herself and is absolutely terrible at hiding it. Scream "cunt" at the little people some more, Denise. It's endearing, and not at all off-putting. I'm surprised she has enough time between breaking up marriages for sport and making up lies about Charlie Sheen to whore the kids out for reality TV. I guess you really can have it all.

Fishmouth is a husband-stealing, back-stabbing, insecure mess of a woman. But DAMN! I love that wrap dress. How cute is that?

_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I remember having a friends forever necklace with my bff. When I was 9.

Yeah when i was about that same age my best friend Heather kept wanting me to buy her one too.

she said, " All of the "IT" besties have them to show we are in this together."

And I said to her as we sat on the jungle gym,"Heather, you cunt. The next thing you know you will be telling me that i will have to marry your needy ass under the big oak tree with the tire swing like all of the other Besties are doing! Youre gonna want me to buy a wedding dress made from my Moms good toilet paper and my first communion veil! I think we need to start seeing other people!"

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

tipped off richie and ME not richie and i...dumb cunt :)
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo

C U Next Tuesday!

I called someone that word once when I was about 19, and she pounced on me, all flailing her arms and shit. So I threw her down on the ground and let's just say, she lost. Yeah, I'm bad ass. I wouldn't fight a bitch now, though. I don't even like to hurt bugs now.

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"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"

Somebody told me that when you say "see you next Tuesday" you're calling them a cunt.

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She has a moustache!

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If you don't like it, don't look at it!

I remember having a friends forever necklace with my bff. When I was 9.

Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 2:41pm.

Would you call some one a cunt if they totally ripped off their end of a "friends Foreverrrrrrrr" necklace?

that shit is serious!
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No, I would have called them a fat fartbreathed fatty fatso. But that's only because I would have been REALLY mad.
What would you have done?

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 2:12pm.

I don't think I am manipulative bitch either but thats what my former friend told me as she tore her end of our friends 4 ever necklace off her neck and stormed out of my room.
Go figure.
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You gave one of those necklaces to Nitty too.

Hahahahahahahaha, good story.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Would you call some one a cunt if they totally ripped off their end of a "friends Foreverrrrrrrr" necklace?

that shit is serious!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

someone that writes for a tabloid is not a journalist. no credible journalist would ever write about a celebrity. there are more important issues to focus on.

Madame Dufarge on June 2, 2008 - 2:29pm.

Bradiful B- excellence. Not only are you funny but you keep it real. :)

- Thank You.
It's my PSA for those who might have questions.
xxo

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Submitted by Vodka on June 2, 2008 - 7:30pm.
DAE, do you ever read fourfour? rich's got an awesome summary of the first episode.
fourfour.typepad.com

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I didn't know about until you said. I've watched the first episode. The person who uploaded the first ep on youtube has said he/she wont upload the rest & no one else has uploaded the show. I will check out that site howeever, thanx for that. :0)

~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI

Denise's Dad should be a Hot Slut of the Day. He makes that show watchable. Taking the shoes to Goodwill was a riot. That other hot slut behind the counter couldn't have cared less that they were D&G's. ~hahaha

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justice,
I just spent the entire weekend on a Trainspotting / Izzard / BBC bender so all of my curse words now, Doss cunt, cock up, bollocks, git, wanker, bastard, Fuck all...

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

I did the ``Vagina Monologues`` for a community theater thing and I had to do the ``Cunt`` part. I loved it!

Cunt, Cunt Cunt!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

I think calling someone a cunt in a completely joking manner (if you're really close friends) is somewhat acceptable if done very infrequently. Calling someone a cunt just to be an asshole though, that's a whole different story. Might as well just call yourself Janice.

I'm definitely guilty of calling every single person that pisses me off in traffic a cunt. First step is admitting you have a problem.

I use the word all the time. We're talking at least 10 times a day. I'm female, and have never understood WHY that is supposed to be a really bad word.

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*Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one*

That was so lame I thought it was a link to the wrong clip. It looked like a soap opera.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

hahaha. I luuuurve Denise. I don't get why people hate her so much.
I understand she hooked up with Richie Sambora, but that was a mutual thing. Richie could have said no, too. And I'm sure Heather L. has had her share of 'taken' men, as well. Julia Roberts did it, and so did Britney S. And Angelina J. can be added to that mix, too. A LOT of Hollyweird women have done it. Why do the women always get beaten down and called homewreckers? These men have every right to say no, but they don't.
Charlie Sheen is an absolute dickhead, and it will come out after the newest bimbo gets tired of him. Denise probably did some things in her past that she's not proud of, but most people have.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

Many years ago I called this chick at a gas station a fuckin' cunt because she refused to move her car up before pumping her gas so I would have room to use the pump beside hers. I still feel bad about that even to this day. I just opended my mouth and the words flew out.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 2, 2008 - 2:01pm.

Totally! Like I don't get how a woman could possibly be proud to be a bitch. Just means most people find your ass insufferable to be around.
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Well, I guess it's the same as men being proud of being manwhores. They for whatever reason think it's AWESOME. They're just too ignorant to realize everyone thinks they're trash.

DAE, do you ever read fourfour? rich's got an awesome summary of the first episode.
fourfour.typepad.com

Bradiful B- excellence. Not only are you funny but you keep it real. :)

Denise Yelled at the chick with three boobs in Total Recall

http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2008/06/02/who-was-that-ct-on-denise-ri...

I am no Denise fan but the woman looked like a jerk (the smirk, the 'this is really working well for you' she said before the blowup..) so yeah. I think it's warranted here. but she is the mother of 2 small girls and putting this behavior on tv for them to see is the worst part of it- not using the word cunt. Some people overreact when they hear that; to me it's just a word. Eh. Whatever. Not a pretty word but just a garden variety profanity. And sometimes it feels a lot better to say that plain old 'bitch!'.

And @ 'tree' comment - cunt car- what a hilarious story. It's funny you kept that little etching too. Adds charm!

I watched the show, and I have to admit, I didn't hate her. Why is cunt such a bad word anyway? I use it way more than I probably should, but I think that's partly my dad's fault. He said it a lot around me as a kid, and he always told me it stood for "can't understand normal thinking" so it's just never seemed like that bad of a word to me. And really, I wouldn't be offended if someone called me a cunt. I know most people feel differently, though.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

Submitted by justice on June 2, 2008 - 7:15pm.
hang on a tick... cunt is just slang (albeit rude word) for vagina. Much the same as cock is for penis.

So you are in fact calling someone a vagina.. how did it become some vicious??

Tell me ya cunts?

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From what I'm aware (and I may be wrong) here in the UK the word changed when the witch hunts were going on. Witches were shaved head to toe so the priests could see every inch of skin (including a woman's pussy) IF the woman was unlucky enough to have a birthmark on a pussy, she was called a Witch & a cunt. Since then the word has become a powerful insult.

I've just googled the cunt and found this:

http://www.matthewhunt.com/cunt/index.html

~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI

_thats what my former friend told me as she tore her end of our friends 4 ever necklace off her neck and stormed out of my room.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

"she stormed off with her end of our friends for ever necklace"

BWAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

hang on a tick... cunt is just slang (albeit rude word) for vagina. Much the same as cock is for penis.

So you are in fact calling someone a vagina.. how did it become some vicious??

Tell me ya cunts?

--thanks awfully--

Cunt RULES!

the C bomb should be reserved for speshul occasions! for people who are speshul

even better, call someone a Duggar vajayjay!

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yeah, I said it! what?

Of Topic - Does anyone have links to Living Lohan?

~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI

Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 1:50pm.

I have a cunt. I am not one though.

I don't think I am manipulative bitch either but thats what my former friend told me as she tore her end of our friends 4 ever necklace off her neck and stormed out of my room.

Go figure.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

That was possibly the most obviously staged reality scene I've ever witnessed.

Too bad Denise isn't a good enough actress to pull it off.

what have I been missing out on?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

That was rude of that lady to answer the phone in the middle of the conversation. It shows that she didn't care what Denise was saying at all. Now, can someone tell me EXACTLY what Denise was so angry about? I don't watch the show, but I'm curious now.

Sometimes just "cunt" isn't enough. Now "stupid cunt", that's an insult.

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The best part was the journalist's smirk when Denise said something about her daughters reading about this shit when they are older.

Yeah because you can so tell from the get go that this was on the forefront of her mind from the minute those two split.

She's lucky the chick didn't laugh in her face! Hell, if I were the reporter, I would have used my cell phone to call my office phone just to show Denise how little I cared.

And DAMN!!! Denise looks like she buys stock in botox and vaseline. Does heffa grease her face up in anticipation of a fight?