Random Couple Alert!
Cammy and Diddy both need to lay off the ganja because it's fucking with their common sense. Actually. Cammy doesn't have any common sense. Dating Justin Timberlake proved that point. Rush & Molly reports that Diddy and Cammy might have been dating on the down low for a couple of months now.
During the past couple of months, Pizzaface 1 and Pizzaface 2 have been seen "canoodling" and acting all secret-like at various restaurants and clubs. They might be ready to bring their barf union out into the open. A source saw them holding hands during a party at Prince's mansion this past Friday. A source also saw Cammy spoon-feeding Diddy bread pudding. Um...that wasn't bread pudding. That was her panty pudding!
Later in the night, the two were seen almost kissing in Prince's basement. When they realized people were watching, they went into another room and closed the door.
Diddy's spokesbitch claims they are just friends.
Hey, at least they can share each other's Proactiv. That face acid is expensive!
I thought Eddie Murphy's ex-wife just confirmed she is dating him. And who hasn't Cameron been with?!
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A match made in Hell
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yuck...is all I can say...they're both deplorable!
Your face!
And we have it: proof that Diddy is gay. Has Cam ever had a boyfriend who wasn't?
Damn Cameron couldn't find a black man with more class? uhhh. why did she have to go for this ghetto idiot?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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besides Diddy is totally doing Cassie...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Apparently Diddy is denying it! Ew. I would too.
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/06/02/diddy-denies-hes-with-cameron/...
She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
"Privately"! LMFAO! Everything Diddy does is for publicity. He's a brand and has lost his fucking soul.
They are perfectly suited to each other - both are physically grim and they're two of the most overrated, egomaniacal, pointless celebs on the face of the planet. She was only hot for the exact length of time it took to shoot The Mask, then her looks instantly disappeared to the point she now resembles Zippy from Rainbow (Brit kids tv reference, please google for evidence). He is a producer geek ridiculously trying and failing to come across as some sort of gangland hard guy. Both his music and style are utterly tragic and the mind really does boggle at who on earth buys the shit he peddles. I say this coupling is a good move for the future of the world. It gets two utterly useless, annoying, overexposed narcissists off the market by shacking up with one another.
More EWWWWWWWW for the Fuck It Bucket.
Nasteeeee.
Blech.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Nice to see these two assholes found each other. How long will this one last? 6 months? How long before he dumps Cam and is back together with his
doormat... I mean baby mama Kim Porter?
I nominate puffy for the most stupidest face award
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
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Oh wow, I had saw some Youtube videos of him getting called out, but I didn't know the rest of that. So he's not even Mexican, and he makes all Mexican jokes....and the blackface thing? So classless. Yea, only a fifth grader would laugh at his his "dooo doooo doooo" thing. Corny. And what an embarassment. He should quit while he's ahead.
I hope he got plenty of free vodka from his ad campaign, he's gonna need it
"Um...that wasn't bread pudding. That was her panty pudding!"
Thanks, MK, you bitch! I just vomited up my lunch!
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Submitted by Mawy on June 2, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I know!!! Carlos Mencia is so not funny! How the heck did he get his own show? Shoot, MK should get his own show on comedy central. He's a gazillion times funnier than Mencia.
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I thought it was only me! The guys real name is Ned something. Hes half-german, Honduran, but makes fun of mexicans and does blackface and thinks its funny. He yells racial jokes with no punchline or significance and I guess yealling DEEDEEDEE at the end is supposed to make it funny.
He is also a joke stealer and is not respected in the comedy community. Joe Rogan even called him out at one of his shows. Google it. He looked like such an ass! Detesting this guy is not strong enough a word.
Go Lakers!!!
Hate them both. Need the sex tape.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by Mawy on June 2, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I know!!! Carlos Mencia is so not funny! How the heck did he get his own show? Shoot, MK should get his own show on comedy central. He's a gazillion times funnier than Mencia.
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I think Lewis Black should have his own sketch show. The Root of All Evil show had it's moments, but it didn't really tickle my funnybone. His standup is HIL-arious, though! The man has almost made me pee my pants on several occasions. I mean, he's no Dave Chappelle but he's a thousand times funnier than Mencia.
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I haven't seen him yet, but I'll check him out. Come to think of it, I can think of at least 5 comedians that are tons funnier than Mencia. He just does not make me laugh at all.
YMAtT,
Have you gotten to see Lewis live?
Funny fucker!!! I saw him last year!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
This rumor happened before because they worked on a project in the past... it's so random if you are friends with someone you are OBVIOUSLY banging them! LOL
*Smile Bitches*
Submitted by Mawy on June 2, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I know!!! Carlos Mencia is so not funny! How the heck did he get his own show? Shoot, MK should get his own show on comedy central. He's a gazillion times funnier than Mencia.
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I think Lewis Black should have his own sketch show. The Root of All Evil show had it's moments, but it didn't really tickle my funnybone. His standup is HIL-arious, though! The man has almost made me pee my pants on several occasions. I mean, he's no Dave Chappelle but he's a thousand times funnier than Mencia.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by Mawy on June 2, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Kissing in Prince's basement, huh? Did Prince make them pancakes in the morning and challenge them to and beat them at a game of basketball?
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LMAO! Yea, Prince's basement? Random. That was such a good Chappelle episode. I miss that show so much! Why do all the good shows end?!?!?!
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I know! What kind of world is this when The Chappelle Show is nothing but a memory and we're being subjected to Carlos Mencia, instead? Boo!
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I know!!! Carlos Mencia is so not funny! How the heck did he get his own show? Shoot, MK should get his own show on comedy central. He's a gazillion times funnier than Mencia.
Submitted by Mawy on June 2, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Kissing in Prince's basement, huh? Did Prince make them pancakes in the morning and challenge them to and beat them at a game of basketball?
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LMAO! Yea, Prince's basement? Random. That was such a good Chappelle episode. I miss that show so much! Why do all the good shows end?!?!?!
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I know! What kind of world is this when The Chappelle Show is nothing but a memory and we're being subjected to Carlos Mencia, instead? Boo!
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Pdiddy is short, and proud, I meet him once by mistake in 5th ave he was shopping with his mommy right after that gun incident when Jlo dumped him I turned around and he was behind he is no taller than 5'8"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Kissing in Prince's basement, huh? Did Prince make them pancakes in the morning and challenge them to and beat them at a game of basketball?
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LMAO! Yea, Prince's basement? Random. That was such a good Chappelle episode. I miss that show so much! Why do all the good shows end?!?!?!
lizardo911....yep. Diff taste makes the world go round...I find Kim Kardashian's bod to be gross, but many people think she's hot.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
PSL and Lolo,
You both said roll...i cannot stop myself...
"A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls."
Lalahalalalallaalaa....
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by lizardo911 on June 2, 2008 - 9:42am.
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I think her body is awesome.....legs to die for, strong shapely arms......not everyone has to have big boobs to have a great body..
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Okay, Cammy... I said nothing about having big boobs to have a great body. Man, your big boob assumption is way out there. She has a boy body. If that is what you find attractive, more power to ya! LOL!
More breaking news!
FadedYouthblog.com has a pic of Shauna Sand out, NOT wearing the Lucite Shoes!
And she is NOT in "workout clothes" either!
shocker....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by findleynb on June 2, 2008 - 12:40pm.
i can see them, basking in the sex afterglow, popping each other's zits and gently bathing one another in Proactiv Solution. hot. i just creamed my pants.
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Fucking priceless!;->
If this were 10-12 years ago I might have given Diddy his props...but she 'aint hot no mo'...and back when she was hot it was a youth-driven hot.Not the longer lasting more desirable genetically based hot.(think GARCELLE BEAUVAIS or HEATHER LOCKLEAR-both of who have aged well)Besides 'aint he banging one of his label sluts?
Kissing in Prince's basement, huh? Did Prince make them pancakes in the morning and challenge them to and beat them at a game of basketball?
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she can do better.
he is yuck.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 10:00am.
They are just researching a role! Those really are not his pants!
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don't you mean a "roll"? lol
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
They are just researching a role! Those really are not his pants!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
ricki lake,
I don't know about that Ricki, P. Duddy was smart enough to make a shite-load of cash off of his "friends" death...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Diddy, if you are reading this (or if your workers are reading this) here is a link I thought you might want to see.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy
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Ew! Canker face gets with crater face! Bleh!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Ewwwwwwwww. I hate both of them. If this is true, it is horrible news. Their babies will be the most retarded children on Earth. Seriously, Cam and Diddy barely have one brain between them. Sad.
I wonder if his drool will clear up her complexion.
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Team Jiwon!
I don't believe it. Everytime I turn around these two are linked to different people. It's likely just tabloid nonsense.
Cool
oh great.. i can see it now.. a Cameron Diaz solo album.. great great great great.....
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by lizardo911 on June 2, 2008 - 9:42am.
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I think her body is awesome.....legs to die for, strong shapely arms......not everyone has to have big boobs to have a great body..
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
The world needs more weird couples. I'm tired seeing twins marring each other.
GROSS!!!!
Stinky ass mouf breather!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 12:37pm.
EEEUUUWWWWWWW.
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My thoughts exactly!
She always wears those fluffy off-the-shoulder dresses. They are ugly. But, I guess they kind of hide the fact that her body is so weird with no boobs, hips, or waist - in other words, a major boy body! I wouldn't get near either of those two. They probably both have gnats and flies and crap flying around their twat and peen.
Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 1:10pm.
I'm still waiting to see a pic of Diddy with his mouth closed.
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Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen-I don't think he can close his mouth over those ginormous teeth.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Mike-
AHAHAHAH. I think it's impossible.
You'd think his teeth and gums would be dried out all the time.
No Way. Diddy just gets along well with people. Weird hook up if true.
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