True Love! True Love!

This 'couple' makes me wrinkle my nose in distaste. Not quite sure why...I can smell the neediness (Aniston) and the ambition (Mayer). Combined, it smells like bullshit.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

You know Jessica is gonna have to one-up this and literally hump Tony Romo`s leg.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

That is not Jennifer Aniston. I saw the pics on other sites and you can tell it's another lady who is older.

I just think David is happy Jen is getting some wang and not over their house as often as she used to be. He finally gets to be alone with his wife and kid for once.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 11:54am.
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I know it! I stared at that for about a minute wondering what the hell that was.

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là

"Drink you Juice Shelby, drink your juice!!"

Opps wrong thread!

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

You know Jenny made sure the paps got a good picture of her hugging her new man. She's totally fake laughing in the picture above. John is like, "What's so fucking funny?"

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Yep.

A cliff-top estate in a gated community. Papz were called.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/category?blogid=7%3C/cite&cat...
However, the actress jumped at the chance to buy the cliff-top estate because it comes with stunning views and total privacy.

granted she's boring, but why does the media(or her PR team) continue to push this whole "she's only complete with a man" thing?... just seems kinda dumb to me... then again... celebrity

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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."

Ma Nom, I love your avvie!

OT: I won't believe it's love until Mayer uses his MySpace blog to subject us all to douchey poems he's written about Aniston.

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

John Mayer is a lucky twat, i think J Aniston is a beaut! Damn, i'm soooooo deep.

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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.

OMFG, is it just me or does her chin looks fucking huge, DAMN!!!!!
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Wait, maybe there's some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don't know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night.... It's the closet witch! By "closet witch" I mean my stomach. That sneaky mofo.

i think it's a lime stuck on the side of her cup
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looks like a praying mantis landed on her cup

haha.. or maybe it's her evny showing again..??

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

it's a lime! it's a lime!

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

She should know better than to jump in with both feet like that.

Damn, can this bitch crave any more attention for her fake relationship!!!!!!
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Wait, maybe there's some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don't know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night.... It's the closet witch! By "closet witch" I mean my stomach. That sneaky mofo.

It's great that she likes him enough to bring him around her best friends. I never saw photo's of Vince hanging with them, although I'm sure they did. Jen looks over the moon happy. Also, I never saw John show affection like this towards Simpson. He's diggin' Jen and it's obvious. If he wasn't "that into her" , he wouldn't be hanging out with her friends. That's just the way it is.

Submitted by CeeCee on June 2, 2008 - 8:02am.
What is that green thing sticking weirdly out of Courtney Cox's finger on the last picture? It's bugging me because I can't figure it out.
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Looks like one of those bendy straws hanging out of her cup.

Ok, thanks lol

he does look great with the short hair, but I can't get past the faces he makes when he plays guitar...

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

Oh, maybe it's a lime slice, nevermind. DOH

I think it's a lime slice,ceecee

Jen now's the time that you really need your hag - er, bff to step in for you and help you get a self-esteem and lose the douchewaffle.

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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/

Totally OT:

dawnydawndawn..if youre out there, i'm thinking of changing my avi... just a heads up.

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

What is that green thing sticking weirdly out of Courtney Cox's finger on the last picture? It's bugging me because I can't figure it out.

I didn't think that was her in the one picture... hmmmm

regardless I kind of like them together. He's a douchebag, and she's annoying. PERFECT! :)

*Smile Bitches*

Where the hell are they? That looks like an elaborate deer hide (?). They couldn't look more on display.

And I agree, John's bored.

Courtney really is a very attractive woman. I adore her long hair!

I think Tommy's Scieno mesmer powers have leaked over to this thread because honestly, John looks kinda hawt.

Damn! Snap out of it!

I like the thumbnail of Jen grasping on to his hydro cephalic ass head for dear life.

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Pic #3 speaks volumes. Courtney gives off a "I don't like him" vibe and David is clearly saying "don't eff this up, Court!"

She looks sexy and cute. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

I agree, John looks hot with the short hair. And boy, doesn't he look thrilled to be there.

soul yes it is and he is the perfect man to start this week with. :)

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john may be douchy with his flowery tattoo, but with the short hair, I think he's hot..in fact i would eated his soul, no prob.

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

I have to agree, the smile has to be fake because NO ONE could actually be that happy to be with John Mayer! Happy to be away, but not happy to be with!

I like them as a couple. What the fuck.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

I am so happy for Jen. There is nothing wrong with John Mayer. I can't understand why Jen's fans don't like him. Sure his music sucks but John is very very very cute and he is sooooo funny. I don't think this is a fling. I mean this is the second coming of Demi and Ashton. These two are headed to the alter...I can feel it.

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John is bored.zzzzzzzzzzzz

ZOOMAY your Jason Statham(correct?) avie is so purdy..:)

i LOVE pictures where there are different levels of involvement from the people in them. jen is laughing and have a gay old time and john could really give a shit! and when she's hugging him he doesn't really look like he's diggin it too much there either.

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LOVE ANGELINA

I suppose it's just an affect from the two panes of glass, but Jenn's chin looks ENORMOUS in the main pic.

Once someone has had sexy time with Jessica Simpson, they are not sexy. The same goes for Justin Timberlake. For some reason, Jessica and Justin share the ability to suck out the hotness from just about anyone.

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I know that I'm a little delirious because I didn't sleep last night and the photos are grainy, but I'm thinking John looks really hot. Maybe I should go back and look at the Johnny Depp post for a few and try and pull myself together.

Jennifer, step away from the Douche.

I am not amused at this turn of events...JA needs to stop seeing this asshat.

Just dump her already! Sheesh! We all know that's how it's gonna end. This relationship is so last week.

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I thought that was White Oprah...damn.