Monday, June 2nd 2008
True Love! True Love!
It's getting seeeeerious. Jenny Aniston brought John Mayer over to Courtney Cosucka's Malibu house yesterday. Court must be thrilled that Jen has finally found someone. David's getting sick of Jenny always spending the night and insisting she sleeps in between them.
I wonder if Jenny's showed John her Angelina Jolie voodoo yet? That's the real test!
You know Jenny made sure the paps got a good picture of her hugging her new man. She's totally fake laughing in the picture above. John is like, "What's so fucking funny?"
UPDATE: John isn't hugging Jenny in these pics. It's some other hag. He's totally cheating on Jenny on her turf! Cold.
How BORING. Who cares about either of these two? YAWN.
Mmmmmmm, who cares. Just saw Jenny"s blog and photos at milllionaire dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Monkeypox: Having met John myself on several occasions, I have never run into this "douche" phenomenon you speak of. If this is what you look like, I doubt the rest of your claims as well.
Jen is a good girl, looks fabulous for any age and deserves to have a great time after that pansy assed, fake chameleon she was married to.
They are all creepy,the only one fuckable is David
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*doing a little shimmy shimmy for Clarisse and PSL* Truth be told, I'd have hit it back then (if I wasn't a virgin that is)...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
PSL,
It's better than little boys!!
...and i'd hit on Monkey Pox, even if she was 15!
*insert porn music*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Monkeypox, that is gross! Mayer likes little girls....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 2, 2008 - 10:04am.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:56pm.
LOL. Oh, I didn't catch that.
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Exactly...because you do not know what irony is. You have no sense of humour.
Hey y'all... that's definitely not Jen. Having met John Mayer, I can tell you first person that he is a non-funny, self-centered douche who loves the sound of his own voice. That said, he is very, very good-looking in person. Pictures do not do him justice. And he hit on me, but I was also only 17 so that was a bit creepy...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
John Mayer = ambitious in the worst possible way. Will sleep with any hag to get attention. I'm filing this under Yuck.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Desperate
but not seriuos....
This is just an elaborate show to cover the Courtney/Jen love affair.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Oh my god i have seen one more media whore bigger than this douche Mayer and his name is Pete Wentz. They sooo love the attention but noone will give it to them unless they're screwing someone worthy in the weird world of tabloids. If this bitch Mayer were to sit in his corner making good music I'd have huge respect for him but frolicking in the sun or wearing borat thongs.. not so much
Yup stand corrected, it`s some cougar lady, not JA ....
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
twu wuv
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 1:50pm.
LMAO!!!
Ok biatches, tell me, am i the only one that reads this title like the priest from "The Princess Bride" ?!?!?
"Wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva..."
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Hah! It crossed my mind too.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 1:50pm.
LMAO nope, you're not, I heard him, too!!
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LMAO!!!
Ok biatches, tell me, am i the only one that reads this title like the priest from "The Princess Bride" ?!?!?
"Wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva..."
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Jen will be kncokec up soon whether John Mayer likes it or not! Keep your "rascal" wrapped Johnny Boy.
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Submitted by Lory on June 2, 2008 - 9:52am.
By the way this woman's hugging him, it would seem it's a fan that just met her idol and he seems bored by it. What a charming guy.
Not too long ago there was a report that he charged someone before signing an autograph. We on d-listed have always known he is a dick.
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That behaviour has John Mayer written all over. The big question is, did he blog about it? LOL:
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Lory,
A MILLION and ONE apologies for poor sentence structure!!!
When I said "your idol" I meant the fan in the pic, NOT you!!!!!
I would never insult a D-Lister like that!!!
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Thank you Clarisse, I feel vindicated. For a moment I felt like I was being punched and kicked in the arse in one swift motion. *shudder violently* I can begin the afternoon with renewed hope. :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LMAO Sheeps.....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Lory on June 2, 2008 - 9:52am.
By the way this woman's hugging him, it would seem it's a fan that just met her idol and he seems bored by it. What a charming guy.
Not too long ago there was a report that he charged someone before signing an autograph. We on d-listed have always known he is a dick.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 10:23am.
Mom said no big deal.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 10:22am.
well, I might give him a squeeze, but not around his neck.....I'd investigate if there really is a "big" deal about him....lol
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Lory,
I feel your pain. It is best to NEVER click on a JustJared link. He's a lame ass, and the site is a haven for dumbasses and deluded insanity.
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Thanks for the sympathy, Madam S. I don't like where this day is going, first, I clicked on a justjared link in order to make a comment about something, later, someone is not sure of I am a Mayer fan or not when in reality, I wouldn't spit on him even if he was on fire... This can't be a good sign...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Clarisse why did you wince?? ICHC is starting to be funny again.. it was sucking there for awhile!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Look, my mom's been going through a rough patch after divorce: drinking, "experimentation," the whole lot. She gets a catering job for Courtney Cox and John Mayer shows up. Like you guys wouldn't at least give him a squeeze?
Well, if it isn't Jen, then she STILL isn't aging well if people can mistake her for that woman.
Lory,
A MILLION and ONE apologies for poor sentence structure!!!
When I said "your idol" I meant the fan in the pic, NOT you!!!!!
I would never insult a D-Lister like that!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Lory,
I feel your pain. It is best to NEVER click on a JustJared link. He's a lame ass, and the site is a haven for dumbasses and deluded insanity.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:56pm.
LOL. Oh, I didn't catch that.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
HELL NO!!! Clarisse, I can not believe I just read Lory and John Mayer fan in the same sentence!*stifling a cry* You're pulling my leg, right? What did I do to deserve such a nasty remark? Tell me and I will correct it please. I am not joking. I can not.. for the life of me, tolerate that douche, let alone like him...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
After looking at the other pics, I can say that it is NOT JA who is hugging Mayer in the pics.
It doesn't look like Johnny boy is too happy in the one picture! LOL! And Jen's chin looks like a witch chin. I hate to see her in 10 years. She'll be tripping over it. Man alive! LOL!
HEART ANGELINA,
I know, love. I was being a smart arse...it's a weakness of mine.
Lory,
If Mayer is your idol, i have no sympanthy. He's Dave Matthews without talent.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 12:48pm.
JJ does everybody. From Brad and Angie to Jen Aniston to The Hills to those damn Gossip Girls. JJ does em all. He is an every man site.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I can't believe I just clicked on a justjared link. *shudders*. Yeah, it is not Aniston. By the way this woman's hugging him, it would seem it's a fan that just met her idol and he seems bored by it. What a charming guy.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
K2:
So sorry but this lady isn't your Jennifer. You mean you haven't checked Jared yet?
Off topic:
Chefcammi,
I actually winced when i pulled up ICHC today!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Stop right there!!! You guys are linking Just Jerod. They don't do Aniston posts there. That is a Jolie only site.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
ok, yeah- now that i see the pic bigger, it looks like an overweight lady.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
I think the bottom of her chin has been photoshoppped. She has a prominent, er, chin, but that's ridiculous looking.
Cute moment though.
That's not JA you retards...check out the link below... it's some other older woman.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=06&evt=mayer...
I went to the "other site" and looked at the hugging pics (click to enlarge). I'm going to have to agree it IS not JA in those photos.
The car photos JA isn't wearing a ring on her right hand and the hugging lady is.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/02/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-cour...
Damn, for a moment there I thought John Mayer was being raped by White Oprah. Jen is NOT aging well.
And if she's gonna fake "joy and happiness" photos, she should at least make John try to look happy. He looks like he ain't giving a shit.
Oh, c'mon y'all, you know Mayer's the only one who'll sit with her during her beach Barbie bonfires when Courtney's too busy!!
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I really think thats just how Courtney and David look on a regular basis..pissy.. and remember what everyone said about them when they first hooked up?
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
I just don't get this pairing!
Jen is pretty milquetoast and Mayer is convinced he's actually got talent, and is clever....
I don't get these two...as a couple...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by shoegirl9 on June 2, 2008 - 11:20am.
That is not Jennifer Aniston. I saw the pics on other sites and you can tell it's another lady who is older.
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Another lady who's older who just happens to look like JA and just happens to be at Courtney Cox's place? Meh, ok, whatever you want to believe.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Yikes, I saw this on celebrityprayerlist.com