Tommy Girl Had A Party

No wonder Katie Holmes does whatever Tommy Girls says. He has to strain his neck to look up at you, but his eyes will burn your ass! It's like he's looking up at the sky and thinking, "I'll get you Xenu!"

Anyway, Tommy Girl had a gay ass housewarming party on Saturday. He calls it a "housewarming party," I call it an alien circle jerk.

UsWeekly reports that guests included Oprah, Gayle King, Kimora Lee Simmons, JLo, Posh, Eva LongWHORIA, Brooke Shields, Kyra Sedgwick, Rita Wilson and Kirstie Alley. Oprah is totally drinking from the barley water fountain. Tommy Girl caught O and Gayle doing the scissor a while ago and now he's blackmailing her ass!

I'm also assuming Will Smith and John Travolta were there. They were probably go-go dancing in Tommy Girl's Scientology dungeon.

Below are a couple more pictures of the party and arrivals. The second thumbnail of Tommy holding Katie's leg is hilarious. Tommy's hand is dangerously close to Katie's chocha. You know he washed his hands a million times with Purrell after this picture was taken.