Tommy Girl Had A Party
No wonder Katie Holmes does whatever Tommy Girls says. He has to strain his neck to look up at you, but his eyes will burn your ass! It's like he's looking up at the sky and thinking, "I'll get you Xenu!"
Anyway, Tommy Girl had a gay ass housewarming party on Saturday. He calls it a "housewarming party," I call it an alien circle jerk.
UsWeekly reports that guests included Oprah, Gayle King, Kimora Lee Simmons, JLo, Posh, Eva LongWHORIA, Brooke Shields, Kyra Sedgwick, Rita Wilson and Kirstie Alley. Oprah is totally drinking from the barley water fountain. Tommy Girl caught O and Gayle doing the scissor a while ago and now he's blackmailing her ass!
I'm also assuming Will Smith and John Travolta were there. They were probably go-go dancing in Tommy Girl's Scientology dungeon.
Below are a couple more pictures of the party and arrivals. The second thumbnail of Tommy holding Katie's leg is hilarious. Tommy's hand is dangerously close to Katie's chocha. You know he washed his hands a million times with Purrell after this picture was taken.
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What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
He is way creepy in the first pic and the white golf clothes don't help either.Katie looks great though,love her shoes.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Tom is so channeling L.Ron Hubbard, it's only a matter of time until he's living on a yacht and fucking little boys.
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funny you should say that. the first thing i thought when i was drooling over johnny depp in the other mtv awards post was, "why the hell did mk spoil this by putting up pictures of that paedo?" and that was before i read it was tommy girl
yippee!☺
Submitted by sexi_minx on June 2, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Tommy looks demented.
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LOOKS demented?? IS demented!!
Tom is looking straight at the camera and his eyes are tying to SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!! I expect his neck to do the Exorcist twirl any minute now! Get away!
Your face!
*cues Omen theme*
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Tommy looks demented.
In every photo of them he's yanking at her, grabbing her, whatever. Was that part of the contract too? I'd be telling him to remove his mits already.
What in Xenu is this guy wearing? And why does she have sex with him?
Hmmm, on second thought.....I know, he had to wear all white so those white shoe lifts would be less obvious. Insecure girl. Aww.
Her floppy boobs makes baby Jesus cry and Kirstie Alley looks like she could do battle with Mothra
its super creepy how in one pic TC is staring directly into the camera lens.....from the angle and the distance one can assume these photos were taken from a helicopter with a camera's powerful lens... but somehow TC managed to stare dead on from all that distance INTO the camera's lens.
weird.
Submitted by ss794 on June 2, 2008 - 10:16am.
I wonder if Tommy's BFF, David Miscavige (satan in the flesh), was there.
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David Miscavige WAS noticeably absent! Or at least not photographed. Hmmmm, did Tommy and David a spat?
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TC shot down soembody with his lazer beam eyes, then thanked Xenu.
new cult clothes I see
Clarisse I think Tommy missed his chance at an Oscar for not playing that part. That movie is his life.
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G.I.G.,
Thank Xenu!!! (i'd wait and see if the toilet seat thing actually sticks...i speak from experience)
Zomay,
First off, Zomay, you're new avie is YummmMAY!
Second, Sleeping W/The Enemy!!! Great flic!!! That scene when she comes home and all the cans are faced and the towels are even, i almost shite myself!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Acid eyes!
I must know!
Is Kyra Sedgewick a Scientologist? I really do need to know. I have some respect for the woman and her marriage to Kevin B., and have heard only nice things about her. I would be surprised if she bought into this Scientology nonsense, but she's not really an A-list star and hasn't worked with Tommy, so why else would she be there if she hadn't been lured to the Dark Side?
I really hope Katie is taking secret swimming lessons.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 10:21am.
Green is Good needs thetan cleansing! STAT PEOPLE!!! Sound the alarms, we are about to lose a good one!
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Thanks, Clarisse. However, I've had a meeting with my Thetans, and they've agreed not to leave the toilet seat up, and leave me some milk for my morning coffee.
See? It's all about communication! As a reward, I'm going to take them out for slushies.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Sleeping with the enemy!
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Green is Good needs thetan cleansing! STAT PEOPLE!!! Sound the alarms, we are about to lose a good one!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I wonder if Tommy's BFF, David Miscavige (satan in the flesh), was there.
Submitted by Aphid on June 2, 2008 - 9:33am.
What?? No Phoebe Price!!?!
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Phoebe can't AFFORD to be a member of the CO$.
Tommy's hypnotic powers have overwhelmed me, because I think he looks kinda HAWT.
Curse you Tommy, and your Scientology Mesmer powers!
So that was a list of all females attending the party. Sounds more like a bridal shower, or possibly in this case, a baby shower? Is there something we don't know?
Holy Stare of A Psycho Batman!!!
I need to find a happy place now! Happy Place...Happy Place...Happy Place...Oh, David Beckham..
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Tommy Girl sure is giving Nicholson's "Jack Torrance" role a run for its money with that psychotic expression on his face. "Heeeeeeere's Tommy!"
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Katie's feet are bigger than Tom.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 10:49am.
Nitty, I don't feel sorry for Kirstie...she is obnoxious.
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ITA. I even preferred Shelley Long over Kirstie Alley in Cheers. Shelley's character may have been buffoonish and pretentious, but at least she wasn't a whiney little bitch who tried to make everyone feel sorry for her.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
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i'm scared
yippee!☺
After seeing this picture, I can't even call him "Tommy Girl" anymore. I am legitimately scared of that man. I just hope he doesn't kill Katie and Suri. I am getting some serious murder-suicide vibes from him lately.
I think everyone better start learning to get along and learn to live with each other or there will be no more world to live in. Make friends online and all around the world . Maybe you can try "I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m" which is a niche interracial dating service
A bunch of Scientology freaks does not = a party.
They posed for pics, because of course, they knew the paps were there and then went inside to worship TommyGirl.
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TomGirl, Oprah, Travolta. Armstead Maupin is right: Scienos are the biggest homo "reprogramming" club out there. Christie Fundies have nothing on their level of homo hysteria.
Nitty, I don't feel sorry for Kirstie...she is obnoxious.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
OMG, Sheeps. You just summed it up. Her style as well as his, The Great Gadsby. I wonder if it was actually a themed party?
PSL, I want to feel sorry for Kirsty but she just won't shut that yap and she's just so very classless.
At least when we get the list of invites to his square dances, we are at the same time, provided with lists of people who we know not to dosie-doe with in the future.
None them hos. gonna be gettin none of my money fo none of their shit. (shit = anything they touch or their name is attached to)
okey fucken dokey then!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
hehehehhe Nitty...seriously! Kirsty is HUGE again...that is the problem with diets like Jenny Craig...as soon as you go back on regular food, the weight comes back on....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Tommy looks like he's in character as Jay Gatsby.
They told Kirsty the party was starting an hour later than it really did. They wanted to make sure the other guests got a couple of houre dourves before she arrived.
Tom is so channeling L.Ron Hubbard, it's only a matter of time until he's living on a yacht and fucking little boys.
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well, it's nice to know nobody got out of line.... no mysterious suicides
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Tommy Girl looks like a pissed-off Tidy Bowl Man
Aphid, PP brought her email invite to the gate, but they still wouldn't let her in.....she wants a formal apology by next week, or she is suing Tom.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Who's the chick in the last pic? She looks mortified!
What?? No Phoebe Price!!?!
That big picture is really creepy. Why is MK on this creepy kick lately?
Damn! Katie Holmes has ginormous cankles. I guess they were going for that Great Gatsby look by dressing in white but Tommy Girl looks like he is an escapee from the mental ward.
That crazy fucking bastard is trying to Xenu me out of a soul in that main picture! ARGH!!!!!
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
the second thumbnail is nauseating.
I love the look he is giving to the camera in the first pic.....look of death.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin