What A Pretty Lady....

I'm not talking about Gayken! Homegirl wishes! I'm talking about his hot mom, Faye Parker. You know Gayken has worn that same dress for his bedroom mirror performance of Barbara Mandrell's "If Loving You Is Wrong (I Don't Want To Be Right)."

The mommy-to-be and his memaw-to-be were in DC last night. TMZ reports that Gayken is having a baby boy! He's totally going to name him Prince Gayken. His nickname will be "Quilt." Seriously, this is some Jacko shit.

In case you have no idea what I'm talking about or your brain blocked it out, Gayken gave up his lady jizz to his 50-year-old best friend Jaymes Foster. Jaymes is a chick. She's due in August. And no, he didn't stick it in. Not even the tip! They're having a turkey baster baby.

Splash

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 17, 2008 - 4:07pm.

Do these two work from the SAME bottle of clairol every two weeks?

Submitted by Seen around London on June 3, 2008 - 2:54pm.

You guys are making me laugh. I need this today. So thats the Mom not the one he gave his spunk to? Are we sure this is true that some old lady wants his kid.Did his Mom say it was ok?

Submitted by Lindsays L on June 3, 2008 - 8:15am.

A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- "AffluentBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 2, 2008 - 9:24pm.

Submitted by r5bales on June 2, 2008 - 6:13pm.
@justice on June 2, 2008 - 10:36am.
That last thumbnail... he doesn't walk down the street.. he saunters!
He took lessons from Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality... "Glide. Glide."
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And Robin Williams in The Birdcage.

♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Submitted by r5bales on June 2, 2008 - 8:43pm.

@justice on June 2, 2008 - 10:36am.
That last thumbnail... he doesn't walk down the street.. he saunters!
He took lessons from Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality... "Glide. Glide."

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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

Submitted by Brionity on June 2, 2008 - 3:25pm.

L I B E R A C E !

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Just because she says so . . . doesn't mean you have to. . .

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 3:02pm.

Submitted by yourkidswouldbeproud on June 3, 2008 - 3:26am.

Yes I am the guy who stopped your playground beat downs. Strike a nerve. Good. Take a moment and remember. All of you should get a life and stop this mean girls crap. Karma on you all.
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Clay , you queenie bitch , is that you? And perhaps you need to be reminded that this is a FUCKING GOSSIP CELEB BASHING SITE! You don`t like it get the fuck out, go to Pop Sugar or Just Jared where you can suck on all the celeb dick and kiss all the ass you want.

Go eat some Skittles and shit out a rainbow...

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by yourkidswouldbeproud on June 2, 2008 - 2:56pm.

Yes I am the guy who stopped your playground beat downs. Strike a nerve. Good. Take a moment and remember. All of you should get a life and stop this mean girls crap. Karma on you all.

Submitted by EVL Dick on June 2, 2008 - 2:28pm.

Awww Jeeze!

I'd bang his Mom!

Submitted by justice on June 2, 2008 - 2:06pm.

That last thumbnail... he doesn't walk down the street.. he saunters! Gliding down the road on his merry way to Folliewood and all the weird shit many seem to do just to be in the limelight for a moment.

Self-esteem? Got much? Fuck..

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by r5bales on June 2, 2008 - 1:08pm.

Laughing.... Maybe both....
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 1:06pm.

Submitted by r5bales on June 2, 2008 - 12:19pm.

Awfulplasicsurgery.com shows how he "refined" his nose which makes him look girly. That is the biggest mistake men can make. A too small nose makes them look feminine.

feminine or inbred

Submitted by r5bales on June 2, 2008 - 12:49pm.

Awfulplasicsurgery.com shows how he "refined" his nose which makes him look girly. That is the biggest mistake men can make. A too small nose makes them look feminine.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 2, 2008 - 12:47pm.

MK: That Barbara Mandrell comment....priceless.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 12:44pm.

Paxil will not make your face feminine....I think he takes Estrogen.

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by carlk223 on June 3, 2008 - 1:04am.

He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ***W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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Maybe the gay kind?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by carlk223 on June 2, 2008 - 12:34pm.

He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ***W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 12:34pm.

Submitted by NuclearWinter on June 3, 2008 - 1:02am.

Thanks for the info and don't slash your wrists...he`s not worth it lol.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by NuclearWinter on June 2, 2008 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 8:57am.

Can someone explain to me WTF is up with his face? What`s with the face bloat? Too much salt? Water retention?

My guess is that the weight gain was caused by the antidepressant/anti-anxiety drug Paxil. He went on the record to say that he takes Paxil right around the time that the weight first started showing up. Paxil will pile the weight on like crazy.

Speaking of antidepressants, I'm now going to slit my wrists because I know far too much about that disgusting creep.

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 12:58am.

I'm ok Slutty, and I knew you would say that LOL!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by NuclearWinter on June 2, 2008 - 12:29pm.

Clay is a totally disgusting fat creep. So creepy. And he's arrogant as hell. Gross.

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 2, 2008 - 12:28pm.

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 11:57am.
Can someone explain to me WTF is up with his face? What`s with the face bloat? Too much salt? Water retention?
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Too much jizz!

Hey sweetie, how is you?

Submitted by mike on June 2, 2008 - 12:28pm.

Ugh, just ugh.

Submitted by miso-horny on June 2, 2008 - 12:27pm.

Can someone explain to me WTF is up with his face? What`s with the face bloat? Too much salt? Water retention?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 12:08pm.

Lady Jizz! Ahhhahahhahahhaa!... Ewwwww.

Can you imagine actually REQUESTING the sperm of that person to impregnate yourself? I mean... I would go to a sperm bank and take my chances with a grab-bag, unlabeled, final clearance sale vial. You're BOUND to get something more appealing.

Submitted by Military4man on June 2, 2008 - 11:32am.

http://www.Uniformedcupid.com - Date someone who really understands the word 'commitment' on the best Free Online military dating site!.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 11:22am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 7:45am.

I'm very predictable. He's a great example of someone who, despite a lifetime of wild excess, gets pilloried for one bungled indiscretion.

Submitted by justice on June 2, 2008 - 11:19am.

He just looks so creepy in every picture! Like some sort of swollen, overly coiffed, terribly effeminate slab of cheese that sings in frilly cuffed stage outfits and adds a few drips of moisture to the vaginal walls of the desperate and lonely.

Can't they see twinkle in his eye that screams "roll up to my bumper baby"?? Even though there is a distinct lack of top lip, can't they see it quiver at the mere mention of any power bottom, which he no doubts dreams of being?

I need for him to change his name to Claire! PLEASE! Then it would all make sense.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 11:15am.

Sheeps:

I KNEW you'd bring up Pete Townshend! great minds.....lol

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 11:13am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 7:41am.
Scandal trumps good work every time....no?

Try telling Pete Townsend that.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 11:11am.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 7:40am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 7:36am.

I was just hoping he'd be noted for his work in "Bueller" and "Beetlejuice," and not for repeatedly photographing a naked 15-year-old.
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Scandal trumps good work every time....no?

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 11:10am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 7:36am.

I was just hoping he'd be noted for his work in "Bueller" and "Beetlejuice," and not for repeatedly photographing a naked 15-year-old.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 11:06am.

Sheeps, you brought him up! And yes, you are the guy who has the answers most of the time....

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 11:03am.

LMAOoo..Sheeps!! You're just my go to guy, I guess.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.

Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 7:29am.
Sheeps, didn't Ed Rooney get busted in a child porn ring?

Why are you asking me?

Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 10:59am.

@ Sheeps, didn't Ed Rooney get busted in a child porn ring?

Submitted by Military4man on June 2, 2008 - 10:59am.

http://www.Uniformedcupid.com - Date someone who really understands the word 'commitment' on the best Free Online military dating site!.

Submitted by Aphid on June 2, 2008 - 10:58am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 6:23am.
Sheeps, Ed Rooney looked like a MAN....what the hell is Clay? hehhehe

Though the actor Jeffrey Jones is a pedophile....gross....

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Yeah he got busted for kiddie porn, what a creep.

OT: this whole story really makes me wanna puke.

Submitted by Leatherette on June 2, 2008 - 10:57am.

That lady behind him has the bulldog face I imagine every homo-hating Southern housewife Claymate strives for.

-- ah, never mind, I see his mother's set the standard.

Submitted by letinstar on June 2, 2008 - 10:56am.

i can now see where clay gets his diva like qualiies...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:56am.

Did they dye from the same box of Clairol?

Submitted by Anonymousfckr on June 2, 2008 - 10:55am.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 10:16am.
MK, these gaiken threads are horribly boring. i'd rather see PHOEBE! Did you all see that she made the L.A. times front page for Cannes week?
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Phoebe girl, is that you?

Submitted by loozer on June 2, 2008 - 10:53am.

Isn't Gay Clay reproducing one of the signs of the apocalypse? Between this and the cicadas, I am skeered.

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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 10:53am.

Sheeps, Ed Rooney looked like a MAN....what the hell is Clay? hehhehe

Though the actor Jeffrey Jones is a pedophile....gross....wasn't he busted for chold porn on hos computer?

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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin

Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 10:48am.

He's turning into Principal Rooney from "Ferris Bueller."

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 10:46am.

MK, these gaiken threads are horribly boring. i'd rather see PHOEBE! Did you all see that she made the L.A. times front page for Cannes week?

Gaiken's mom looks like a BITCH. reminds me of this woman i see occassionally at a boutique i like. i generally call to see who's working before i go. bitch.

Submitted by m on June 2, 2008 - 10:44am.

Out of all the random hot guys in a bar she could have a baby with, she chooses - of her own free will - THAT thing? Seriously. Not Hot Ginge Baby on way.