CRACK?!
Tatum O'Neal was arrested last night for allegedly buying coke and CRACK in NYC from a homeless man. Coke, I can see, but Crack?! WTF?! ?
Tatum was busted just blocks from her apartment on the Lower East Side. That's why you've got to get a dealer that makes house calls. Well, so I've heard.....
A source told The New York Post that the 44-year-old Oscar winner was caught at 7:30 pm. When the cop approached her ass, she said, "You know who I am right?" They responded, "Yeah, a crackhead." No they didn't say that. Tatum then told police that she was "researching a part." Okay, Eva Mendes.
Tatum told cops she's been clean for 2 years and she begged their asses not to arrest her. Tatum has had major problems with heroin and other drugs in the past.
I blame Dancing with the Stars. All those fugly outfits and shitty music will turn to anyone on to crack.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:34am.
We might have to hire some hot Roman construction workers to build us moats for this castle over-taking. That might be something we should get started on pronto if it's going to work.
The sheep threat, that's a good one. If they thought we were going to steal their sheep they'd be like Brad Pitt to our Angelina Jolie. They'd do EVERYTHING we told them to. Do you think we can get them to bake us fresh pastries every morning that magically don't have any calories? Off with their heads if they don't.
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I am all for the hiring of hot workers, I break a sweat just watching them. Yes, we will need a moat, a BIG one, so we can claim Nessie as part of our security entourage. Of course we can get magical no-calorie pastries, we just have to remember to pick up a leprechaun while we're looting Ireland. Good thing all that Girl-Scout scrapping prepared me for supernatural creature wrangling. I have Tagalongs, and I'm not afraid to use them.
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"Researching a part" is so the new "not my pants". I think I'm going to start using that excuse every time I fuck up. Oh, and I'm also going to ask any authority figure who catches me in the act, "you know who I am, right?" because that's hot.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:34am.
Hell to the YES!!! I've always wanted a tiara, and after announcing our Queendom-ness, I get to wear it, too! Any scholarly types who actually do know there aren't Queens of USA or Canada, we can stuff 'em full of the shortbreads. By the time they can speak again, we'll have the castles on lockdown. If they want to kick up a fuss, we'll just tell them we're coming for the sheep next, and we'll turn St. Andrew's into a mosh pit if they don't behave.
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We might have to hire some hot Roman construction workers to build us moats for this castle over-taking. That might be something we should get started on pronto if it's going to work.
The sheep threat, that's a good one. If they thought we were going to steal their sheep they'd be like Brad Pitt to our Angelina Jolie. They'd do EVERYTHING we told them to. Do you think we can get them to bake us fresh pastries every morning that magically don't have any calories? Off with their heads if they don't.
Nice going Tatum.
Your kids must be so proud.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
"If you were 'famous-ish' like Tatum here, just on the periphery of the fame radar - what would you rather be busted for?"
A drug-fueled sexual romp with Milla Jovovich.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:54am.
I am soooo THERE!! Harry Winston's, Cartier, Tiffany's, whichever you prefer. After we ask them, "Don't you know who I am?" we can pull a PP and sue their asses when they don't. Scotland has lots of big honking castles, just sitting there waiting for us. Sure, we might have to go "Girl Scout" on some residents til we pick the right one, but hey, all in a day's crime spree, right? And personally, I think just saying, "Don't make me bust out the Tagalongs on your ass" would be terrifying enough to force an immediate surrender.
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OMG YES. Let's go to Scotland. And Ireland too. We can just tell them that you're the Queen of the USA and I'm the Queen of Canada. $50 says they wouldn't have any idea there are no Queens here anyway.
"Don't you know who I am, you ungrateful jesters?!"
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Hell to the YES!!! I've always wanted a tiara, and after announcing our Queendom-ness, I get to wear it, too! Any scholarly types who actually do know there aren't Queens of USA or Canada, we can stuff 'em full of the shortbreads. By the time they can speak again, we'll have the castles on lockdown. If they want to kick up a fuss, we'll just tell them we're coming for the sheep next, and we'll turn St. Andrew's into a mosh pit if they don't behave.
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This is heartbreaking to hear. She was do so well. Loved her when she guested on SATC.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
What i think is kind of funny here is the fact that the LES was known for crack, then all the rich shits moved in.... then it became hard to get crack around there.
NOW the shits WANT crack, but she cant get it be cause of her own damn self! I find that kind of funny!
This is why i tell my bitch ass friends that if they love a hood cause its known for whores, crack, or second hand shoes that have never been worn, DONT TELL NOBODY ITS COOL!
Dont move to your favorite place to "slum it" and make out with Emo boys who may or may not be under aged and smoke some crack where his "band" practices because they will take away your favorite hobo crack dealer and make you pay actual money for leasing a 2x2 foot pad under a chinese resteraunt to smoke your shit in with Emo kids.
DUH!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Dlisted sluts! Question time!
If you were 'famous-ish' like Tatum here, just on the periphery of the fame radar - what would you rather be busted for?
- drugs (which one) Qaulaudes-can't get em anymore
- sex (with whom/what)John Barrowman cause he made so much noise pillow biting...with MK taking pictures
- violence* Going NY Manhatten at the DNC just for the hell of it !
- misc Maybe rushing the stage at an Erasure concert...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Oh noes!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:54am.
I am soooo THERE!! Harry Winston's, Cartier, Tiffany's, whichever you prefer. After we ask them, "Don't you know who I am?" we can pull a PP and sue their asses when they don't. Scotland has lots of big honking castles, just sitting there waiting for us. Sure, we might have to go "Girl Scout" on some residents til we pick the right one, but hey, all in a day's crime spree, right? And personally, I think just saying, "Don't make me bust out the Tagalongs on your ass" would be terrifying enough to force an immediate surrender.
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OMG YES. Let's go to Scotland. And Ireland too. We can just tell them that you're the Queen of the USA and I'm the Queen of Canada. $50 says they wouldn't have any idea there are no Queens here anyway.
"Don't you know who I am, you ungrateful jesters?!"
Submitted by Pers on June 2, 2008 - 5:28am.
Dlisted sluts! Question time!
If you were 'famous-ish' like Tatum here, just on the periphery of the fame radar - what would you rather be busted for?
- drugs (which one
- sex (with whom/what)
- violence (?)
- misc...
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Indecent exposure!
BTW your avie gives me the giggles. ;)
Poor Tatum. She's never really beaten those demons. She looked a little out of it last time I saw her on DWTS.
Hahahaah Lolo that sounds like just as much fun as asking bums for change. I think I'll try that today.
SHE BETTER KEEP HER CRACK WHORE ASS AWAY FROM MY KIDS!!!!
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Folks still have the perception that crack is more addictive than snorting. It is not. The myth even created the law that said if you did crack you went to jail, if you snorted, you did not. It has since been shown that smoking is no more addictive and that law has been reversed.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 6:30am.
7:30 pm seems so early for crack.
Tatum's always been a rule-breaker, a rebel.
Submitted by Mopa on June 2, 2008 - 9:53am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:45am
Thank you, you just illustrated my point about genetics and environment beautifully.
Nowhere in my posts have I said it was not her fault, or that she should not be held responsible for her own actions. I have only stated she is not in control of her actions, her addiction is. Totally fucks up the thinking processes. Obviously, made her think it was ok to hit the streets and score some crack-- a decision most of us view as unwise.
p.s. If rehab took the first time, there wouldn't be so many repeat offenders, now would there?
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*sigh* Drugs are so hard to get!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 9:54am.
Maybe if she hadn't been named "Tatum"...
HAHAHA!... and the underlying problem is revealed!
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Wow, can you imagine her kids during their therapy sessions? ***Well, my dad's a friggin prick, but he's usually much more sober than my mom--and don't get me started on my mother f-ing granddad. HE takes the hawaian punch joke WAY too far. OH, and Farrah Fawcett's my sort of grandma---when she can remember where she is***
LMAO at "researching a part". She doesn't need to do any research considering she's been an addict most of her life. How sad . . . but funny.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 9:44am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:15am.
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I am soooo THERE!! Harry Winston's, Cartier, Tiffany's, whichever you prefer. After we ask them, "Don't you know who I am?" we can pull a PP and sue their asses when they don't. Scotland has lots of big honking castles, just sitting there waiting for us. Sure, we might have to go "Girl Scout" on some residents til we pick the right one, but hey, all in a day's crime spree, right? And personally, I think just saying, "Don't make me bust out the Tagalongs on your ass" would be terrifying enough to force an immediate surrender.
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Maybe if she hadn't been named "Tatum"...
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:45am
I'm glaringly aware of addictions, but there is plenty of help out there. Plenty of people kick drug and alcohol addictions, although I know it is a life-long struggle. She should know, from her own experience as a child, the harm and hurt it does to kids when their parents are fucked up, via addictions or whatever. Does she want to spend the next 30 years fucked up, like she has the past 30? Fine and dandy if you aren't a parent. Let Pete Doherty or Amy Winehouse drug themselves into the grave, I could give two shits. But, Tatum has children. She is doing the same thing that she accused her parent(s) of doing. The cycle continues....
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I grew up with a crush on this hot slut.....
As far as crack goes, sometimes it will do in a pinch..... She probably had a long day.
I'm back visiting my parents right now, and if I thought I could find a homeless dude selling crack, I'd be out the door in a flash..... and it's 8:58 in the morning here.
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You gotta go for the big tamale, we would be a celeb, able to leap throw traffic nekkid, tote contraband from other countries on a plane, maim innocent little people and never serve a day in prison.
But sex in public and getting caught, nice.
I would totally with The Brad and hand deliver the pics to youknowwho.
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Carrot, i like to pull the "dou you know who I am" crap with people just for fun.
They look at me like they should no who I am for a second, then while they are confused I either do what they werent going to let me do or then ask, " SERIOUSLY! I DONT KNOW WHO I AM!"
Then walk off.
Oh yes, id rather be busted for doing sexy times to my drugs while intoxicated.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 9:36am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Mopa on June 2, 2008 - 9:09am
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I agree, she's fucked up for certain, and while having a fucked up childhood is no excuse, having drug-addled and addicted parents creates not only the genetic predisposition to addiction, but also the environment. Winning the Oscar as a child opened the doors to clubs for her, and she was allowed to drink and do drugs AS A CHILD. This woman has been an addict her entire life. If you honestly think she's actually CHOOSING this, you really do not understand addiction. This person is obviously past the point of making the choice NOT to use. Is not the very definition of addiction that you want to quit, but can't? That woman's monkey on her back is the one in control, not her.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:15am.
I have to say, it makes me laugh when celebrities pull the "Do you know who I am?" bullshit, especially with cops. Like they're really going to say, "Sure, Ms.O'Neal, just take your crack and run along home now, we have regular crackheads we need to arrest."
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HAhahahahaha take your crack and run along home. Kizzy, let's go get famous, steal a bunch of jewels, take over big castles and then say, "Don't you know who I am?" when they try to fry our asses.
You skanks crack me up!
Hmm...I'd take Misc. for $100 (yeah, I'm a chickenshit) and be busted for flashing statues in the park "Expose yourself to art you bastards!"
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Morning beehotches.
I love it when celebrities try to use their celebrity as a reason to get off. I watched the episode of Punk'd where they got Brandy yesterday afternoon and MY EFFING GOD. "I'm a celebrity. I don't have car insurance, but I'm a celebrity. I'm on TV. I have millions of dollars, I don't need no stinkin' stolen jewelry." Oh, and don't forget how she pointed out to the fake cop that he was black, which was apparently a reason why he should let her off.
Pers on June 2, 2008 - 9:28am.
Dlisted sluts! Question time!
If you were 'famous-ish' like Tatum here, just on the periphery of the fame radar - what would you rather be busted for?
- drugs (which one
- sex (with whom/what)
- violence (?)
- misc...
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Well Alex, "violence".
Skank With a Shank, Make Room!
Doesn't Tatum have an Academy Award? Youngest ever winner?
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"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I'm going with Madam on this one.. 7:30pm for crack? Its supposed to be like.. a midnight snack.
get it together Tats!
"dude... you stink"
sad...hate to hear this.
she's been struggling for a long time.
When Patty Smyth married John McEnroe she probably wondered what she got herself into.
Tatum O'Neal = Ex-wife FROM HELL!
Submitted by Pers on June 2, 2008 - 9:28am.
Dlisted sluts! Question time!
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I'll take "Drunk & Disorderly" for $200, Alex.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Mopa on June 2, 2008 - 9:09am.
Not taking up for her by any means, but you should consider the loss of her children and being busted at the age of 44 as 2 examples of how far beyond "getting her act together" the nature of Tatum's addiction is.
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I'm going to jump in here-Tatum lost her children due to her own drug abuse and/or refusal to get help. Most likely she was a mediocre parent at best-most drug abusers are much more concerned about getting high, they can't be bothered with children!
Sorry, she's a royal bitch to boot and thinks she's still relevant (hence her "Don't you know who I am?" comment).
She needs to put her big girl pants on and sober up (she has the money to get treatment). I don't feel sorry for someone who uses their childhood as a crutch. A lot of people has shitty childhoods and they aren't drug abusers.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Pers - If you were 'famous-ish' like Tatum here, just on the periphery of the fame radar - what would you rather be busted for?
- drugs (which one)
- sex (with whom/what)
- violence (?)
- misc...
Um, that would have to be sex with Miss Scarlett in the kitchen with a lead (crack) pipe and Colonel Mustard getting picked up as an accessory.
I feel sorry for her. Yes, she screwed up but damn, who wouldn't after living the life she's had. Saw her on Oprah some years back (probably when the book came out) and she was packing a serious rage undercurrent (again, understandable...Lisa Marie Presley had it, too, when I saw her on Oprah....shit I really don't even watch that dumb show all that much ;) ). Anyway, I'm sure she's beating herself up more than any of us could, so I'll leave her to that. It must have pained her to the core to lose her kids (yes, I agree with the people who are going to say "she shouldn't have been doing drugs then" but who among us can understand the self-destructive personality). McEnroe isn't exactly an ideal father, eek!
I hope she can get some good and real help. She, like all of us, deserves some happiness in life.
Submitted by Pers on June 2, 2008 - 9:28am.
gotta go with misc.... just seems like more fun being busted for wandering the streets wearing a tin foil hat and a diaper while raving that Coke and Pepsi are the degenerate cousins of RC Cola
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Shitney's future.
Lilo's future.
Tatum is a crystal 8 ball.
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"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
7:30 pm seems so early for crack. I mean, that's barely dinner time. I always presumed crack calls to be more around 2 am.
That O'Neal family is all addicts: Ryan, Redmond, and Tatum.
Also, who would have ever believed that John McEnroe was the sane one in that relationship....
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Dlisted sluts! Question time!
If you were 'famous-ish' like Tatum here, just on the periphery of the fame radar - what would you rather be busted for?
- drugs (which one
- sex (with whom/what)
- violence (?)
- misc...
:) Have a great day you skanks.
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She was doing research for a part?? You'd think she's got enough "research" under her belt for a dozen parts...
"Researching a part?" She hasn't had a decent role in decades. She must have saved something for her productive years, but ? Crack? I agree with Mabel. DUMBASS!!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Way to re-enter the public eye, 'tard.
Well, could have been worse - could have been meth.