CRACK?!
Tatum O'Neal was arrested last night for allegedly buying coke and CRACK in NYC from a homeless man. Coke, I can see, but Crack?! WTF?! ?
Tatum was busted just blocks from her apartment on the Lower East Side. That's why you've got to get a dealer that makes house calls. Well, so I've heard.....
A source told The New York Post that the 44-year-old Oscar winner was caught at 7:30 pm. When the cop approached her ass, she said, "You know who I am right?" They responded, "Yeah, a crackhead." No they didn't say that. Tatum then told police that she was "researching a part." Okay, Eva Mendes.
Tatum told cops she's been clean for 2 years and she begged their asses not to arrest her. Tatum has had major problems with heroin and other drugs in the past.
I blame Dancing with the Stars. All those fugly outfits and shitty music will turn to anyone on to crack.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
As I stood waiting for the 606 train to da bronx this AM and having my mornning smoke, I read the headline of the POST and was shocked ... I'm offered coke on a daily basis from some of the highest class street walking ricans NYC has to offer ... but I resist, and I know Tatum would too ... Tatum was set up ... she was totally doing research ..
Makes me glad I never bought her book!
Hope she's hit her bottom and goes into rehab.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Next time I get arrested for having sex outdoors in Central Park, I mean, a parking ticket. I'm just going to say I'm "researching a role." No, I'm not an actress, but how will I ever become one if I don't do my research? Oh, and these drugs, officer? Oh no, they're not mine
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Has anyone ever read her bio? It's so sad. No wonder she's screwed up. I <3 Tatum but knowing her it wasn't for research.
Why would you need to "research" something you already did most of your life.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Come on people! I can't believe you think she's actually serious when she says she's researching a role. I would expect the people on Perez Hilton to believe that, but not you, you brilliant people and especially not you Michael K! Tatum has always been known to be very self-deprecating and for having a dry sense of humor.
Gee - clean for 2 whole years!!!
WOW.
You ARE an icon of human accomplishment aren't cha now.
Just another ungrateful celebrity to piss their career away though lack of self discipline.
Snore.
Submitted by Its Joan Crawfo... on June 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Come on people! I can't believe you think she's actually serious when she says she's researching a role.
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Not serious? Maybe if she was being questioned by a mere pedestrian and not the police.
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Tatum's mom, Joanna Moore, had a substance abuse problem, and her brother Griffin was in rehab at one point as well. Tatum wrote movingly about her family's problems in her autobiography. I'm disappointed that maturity (and the loss of custody of her kids) wouldn't have a more profound impact on her.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I've got dibs on Benicio Del Toro. Sometimes he looks a little greasy, but he's got that hot man meat bad-boy attitude goin on there. Plus, he looks like he can kick some serious ass.
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Another excellent choice!! Plus, bonus points for "Love In An Elevator" abilities. The man must have stamina to spare.
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I love a man with stamina to spare. I AM at my sexual peak right now, after all...and I've always wanted to do it on an elevator.
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A perfect match!! Don't forget, if you get caught, those are not your pants, you're researching a role, and they should know who you are. If not, Nessie needs a snack.
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Ok, and if I get pulled over while driving and chasing someone on this mission I'll just jump out of the car and blame it on some random black guy.
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Just a question to any crackheads on here :o), whats the worst drug to be hooked on, meth, heroin, coke etc?
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 -
I've got dibs on Benicio Del Toro. Sometimes he looks a little greasy, but he's got that hot man meat bad-boy attitude goin on there. Plus, he looks like he can kick some serious ass.
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Another excellent choice!! Plus, bonus points for "Love In An Elevator" abilities. The man must have stamina to spare.
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I love a man with stamina to spare. I AM at my sexual peak right now, after all...and I've always wanted to do it on an elevator.
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A perfect match!! Don't forget, if you get caught, those are not your pants, you're researching a role, and they should know who you are. If not, Nessie needs a snack.
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that sucks! Cant a druggie drug herself in peace? but instead of arresting people they should send them to mandatory rehab
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 -
Orlando Bloom, first choice. I'd lurrrve some Depp, but he's got a kid with Vanessa. I'm a castle-looter, not a home-wrecker.
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I've got dibs on Benicio Del Toro. Sometimes he looks a little greasy, but he's got that hot man meat bad-boy attitude goin on there. Plus, he looks like he can kick some serious ass.
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Another excellent choice!! Plus, bonus points for "Love In An Elevator" abilities. The man must have stamina to spare.
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I love a man with stamina to spare. I AM at my sexual peak right now, after all...and I've always wanted to do it on an elevator.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 -
Orlando Bloom, first choice. I'd lurrrve some Depp, but he's got a kid with Vanessa. I'm a castle-looter, not a home-wrecker.
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I've got dibs on Benicio Del Toro. Sometimes he looks a little greasy, but he's got that hot man meat bad-boy attitude goin on there. Plus, he looks like he can kick some serious ass.
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Another excellent choice!! Plus, bonus points for "Love In An Elevator" abilities. The man must have stamina to spare.
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What a shame. I always liked Tatum, all the way back to Paper Moon. always seemed like a tough broad.
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Oh Kizzy, silly me. WTF was I thinking.
*rolls eyes*
I guess real life got a hold of me there for a sec.
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Unscripted reality? Perish the thought. The spray-tan set would be shaking in their Louboutins.
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"Say crack again."
"Crack."
I don't think I'll look at Addie Loggins the same way again!
I looked IMDb and she could've been researching for a part in Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal:
Five high school cheerleaders, including the daughter of the school principal, run amok -- and teachers, parents and administrators allow them to get away with a wide range of scandalous behavior. Know as the "fab five," the girls disregard school rules, drink alcohol and post suggestive pictures on the Internet. But when the new cheerleading coach attempts to discipline them, her superiors ask her to resign. The real version of the events took place in McKinney, Texas, a Dallas suburb, and received national media attention in 2006.
Oh who am I kidding, she's a crackwhore!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 -
Of course!! With cannabis and Samoas we can conquer the world. Spreading fun, frolic, kind bud and kindness throughout the land!
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Ok girls. If we're essentially going to have the power to take over Europe and make Nessie a part of our defense system, time to claim your hot Hollywood man-piece. Go.
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Orlando Bloom, first choice. I'd lurrrve some Depp, but he's got a kid with Vanessa. I'm a castle-looter, not a home-wrecker.
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I've got dibs on Benicio Del Toro. Sometimes he looks a little greasy, but he's got that hot man meat bad-boy attitude goin on there. Plus, he looks like he can kick some serious ass.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Orlando Bloom, first choice. I'd lurrrve some Depp, but he's got a kid with Vanessa. I'm a castle-looter, not a home-wrecker.
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Maybe she'll get eaten by Nessie......
Dibs on Gerard Butler.
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Very nice selection, very nice indeed. We can never have too much fodder for Nessie, so I'll hold on to hope for some Depp. But Orlando will be a delicious filler til then.
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Oh Kizzy, silly me. WTF was I thinking.
*rolls eyes*
I guess real life got a hold of me there for a sec.
Alot of these people with serious drug problems, they can get clean, but they always seem to slip up, celebrities even more so!
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Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 12:02pm.
I don't understand how you can be clean for years, then start up again.
I'll have 10 years this summer and there is nothing that would make me want to start using again.
Nothing.
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Silly rabbit, you've been honest about your addiction and your sobriety. That's just not the Hollywood way. You do your stint in rehab, and you say you're cured, but go back to vodka in your water bottle the next day. THAT's how Hollywood does it. They don't have to actually deal with things like us regular folk.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:54am.
Good call. How are we going to get past the Dementors? Those things just need some sexy times. They'll stop being all bitter and happy-sucking if we find them some hot pieces.
I was thinking of some duct tape netting for the Yetis. Sure, they might be a little gun shy after getting captured but they'll come around in time.
Fuck, I went to a movie on Friday and 3 people around me were coughing and now I can't stop. EMMER EFFERS!! Can I feed those people to the minotaurs?
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Kathy Lee Gifford can confound the Dementors, even they can't suck the perkiness outta that bitch. Hohan's always ready to spread, so she can back up Kathy Lee. If we absolutely have to, we can throw Rachael Ray at them, but I don't want to be cruel. Duct tape netting is an excellent idea, just a million-and-one uses for duct tape. We may have to share the Samoas to win over the Yetis, but you're right, they will come around. Now, I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I've heard that rude movie-goers are a minotaur's favorite treat, so I think we're in luck there.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Orlando Bloom, first choice. I'd lurrrve some Depp, but he's got a kid with Vanessa. I'm a castle-looter, not a home-wrecker.
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Maybe she'll get eaten by Nessie......
Dibs on Gerard Butler.
I don't understand how you can be clean for years, then start up again.
I'll have 10 years this summer and there is nothing that would make me want to start using again.
Nothing.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 -
Of course!! With cannabis and Samoas we can conquer the world. Spreading fun, frolic, kind bud and kindness throughout the land!
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Ok girls. If we're essentially going to have the power to take over Europe and make Nessie a part of our defense system, time to claim your hot Hollywood man-piece. Go.
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Orlando Bloom, first choice. I'd lurrrve some Depp, but he's got a kid with Vanessa. I'm a castle-looter, not a home-wrecker.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Clean for two years, my ass. She taught a class at a NYC school in acting about a year ago (yes, try not to laugh, and the school was desperate) and she was high as a kite when she came to meet the staff, and was a nightmare as an instructor, appearing loaded most of the time. Her students hated her. And, she's really damned low-rent in person.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 11:11am.
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Of course!! With cannabis and Samoas we can conquer the world. Spreading fun, frolic, kind bud and kindness throughout the land!
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Mmmmmm....kindbud. *drools*
Capturing a leprechaun is a great idea because if you have custody of them you can deny them their freedom unless they tell you where the pot of gold is. Leprechauns don't like being held in captivity, so they'll give up the location fairly quickly. Feed them Tagalongs with tongs, because those little fuckers like to bite.
So count me in! I'll bring the leftover Samoas!
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:54am.
Hmmm, since we'll be in the neighborhood, we can just pop into Hogwarts for the talking lion. (Aslan's a bit busy, now, gotta do the promos for his movie) The Yetis I think we can do, but they're awfully shy. Minotaurs, not so much. Horrible tempers, you know, but Nessie can handle them. And Nessie eats whatever she wants to. Like the leprechauns if they forget to remove the calories from our pastries. Oh, and anyone who doesn't know the answer to "Don't you know who I am?"
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Good call. How are we going to get past the Dementors? Those things just need some sexy times. They'll stop being all bitter and happy-sucking if we find them some hot pieces.
I was thinking of some duct tape netting for the Yetis. Sure, they might be a little gun shy after getting captured but they'll come around in time.
Fuck, I went to a movie on Friday and 3 people around me were coughing and now I can't stop. EMMER EFFERS!! Can I feed those people to the minotaurs?
BRADIFUL - Violence, because I want to be the first to say "I went fiddy on 'em and kicked a$$". Oh replace "kicked a$$" with "burned their house down"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:06am.
Can you wrangle us some Yetis and talking lions? How about some minotaurs? Those things are freaky. If we did get minotaurs we'd have to get some relatively nice ones because they scare the shit out of me, unless you're OK giving them orders. Good call on Nessie. What the hell do we feed that thing?
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Hmmm, since we'll be in the neighborhood, we can just pop into Hogwarts for the talking lion. (Aslan's a bit busy, now, gotta do the promos for his movie) The Yetis I think we can do, but they're awfully shy. Minotaurs, not so much. Horrible tempers, you know, but Nessie can handle them. And Nessie eats whatever she wants to. Like the leprechauns if they forget to remove the calories from our pastries. Oh, and anyone who doesn't know the answer to "Don't you know who I am?"
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:46am.
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Of course!! With cannabis and Samoas we can conquer the world. Spreading fun, frolic, kind bud and kindness throughout the land!
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Ok girls. If we're essentially going to have the power to take over Europe and make Nessie a part of our defense system, time to claim your hot Hollywood man-piece. Go.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 11:11am.
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Of course!! With cannabis and Samoas we can conquer the world. Spreading fun, frolic, kind bud and kindness throughout the land!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
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Yeah, it's amazing I didn't think of these excuses before, but I guess I lack the cleverness of the celebutards who did think them up. No wonder they are "stars"...
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That's why they're stars? I thought it was because they're frybrains that are fed a steady diet of bullshit, and can regurgitate said bullshit on cue. Who knew they were secret geniuses of masterful excuses?
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This is sad because I think she's talented and could have had a strong career in movies. Something is up with Ryan O'Neal's parenting skills or lack thereof because all of his kids seem to be screwed up in one way or another.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 11:34am.
I would have stated "those aren't my pants", but neither of us thought to bring any.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 2, 2008 - 8:31am.
It came in handy when my MIL caught me with the pool boy; especially since I don't own a pool.
THAT was supposed to be "Not my pants."
I've been using that "researching for a part" line for years. When my family finds me the next morning laying face-down in the front yard and questions whether I'm an alcholic, I tell them "No, I'm researching a part". When my children beg me for a hot meal, I look them in the eyes and say "I'm not really your mother, I'm researching a part". It came in handy when my MIL caught me with the pool boy; especially since I don't own a pool.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 11:11am.
Yes, we're hatching another plot. Last time, we saved the world, now we party. We're looting jewelry stores and castles. We'll get away with it because we now have the authority of "you know who I am, right?" It's that sort of entitlement that makes the world go 'round. Wanna come with? We'll have fresh-baked no-calorie pastries every day.
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I'd love to! I'm a VIP with a mind-altering habit too, y'know. Can we loot the hippie pot growers, too?
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My monkey poor ass could afford delivery and this rich bitch goes out to purchase drugs from someone she doesn't know?!?!!? How can she trust the quality, person and not being ripped off. She really must have been on a mission and jonezing that day to go out like that. I respect Amy Winehouse now. At least she knows what's up.
Your Mom! Oh how I missed you. I am an unemployed bum for the next 14 days and I'm going to ENJOY it. How was your weekend?
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 11:06am.
I am all for the hiring of hot workers, I break a sweat just watching them. Yes, we will need a moat, a BIG one, so we can claim Nessie as part of our security entourage. Of course we can get magical no-calorie pastries, we just have to remember to pick up a leprechaun while we're looting Ireland. Good thing all that Girl-Scout scrapping prepared me for supernatural creature wrangling. I have Tagalongs, and I'm not afraid to use them.
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Can you wrangle us some Yetis and talking lions? How about some minotaurs? Those things are freaky. If we did get minotaurs we'd have to get some relatively nice ones because they scare the shit out of me, unless you're OK giving them orders. Good call on Nessie. What the hell do we feed that thing?
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
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Yeah, it's amazing I didn't think of these excuses before, but I guess I lack the cleverness of the celebutards who did think them up. No wonder they are "stars"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 2, 2008 - 11:11am.
Yes, we're hatching another plot. Last time, we saved the world, now we party. We're looting jewelry stores and castles. We'll get away with it because we now have the authority of "you know who I am, right?" It's that sort of entitlement that makes the world go 'round. Wanna come with? We'll have fresh-baked no-calorie pastries every day.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 2, 2008 - 8:13am.
heeheehee. Or mix up the order: start with "Not my pants."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 11:00am.
"Researching a part" is so the new "not my pants". I think I'm going to start using that excuse every time I fuck up. Oh, and I'm also going to ask any authority figure who catches me in the act, "you know who I am, right?" because that's hot.
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For reals. Because name, birth date, and address are just so passe!! As a matter of fact, when my boss asks me where that report is this afternoon, I'm going to respond with "you know who I am, right?", and if he tries to fire me, that's when I'll drop "researching a part" on him. If he doesn't buy that, I'll stand firm on "those aren't my pants". Then calmly go back to my desk as HE goes out for a crack break. Thanks Tatum, Eva and Lindsay!
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Kizzy and LCT! what are you cats up to? Another adventure?
Kizzy: Sorry I didn't get in touch w/you on messenger this weekend! I ended up having a full plate and was barely home for computer times.
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