This Bitch Is Hot
I just sat (and drank) through 2 hours of the shit show known as the MTV Movie Awards. Alien Princess RiRi looked as about excited as I was during the whole show. Did you see her straight-up "bitch" face the entire time? I think she was sitting near Wonky McValtrex, so she could have just been smelling her stank.
It was all worth it though. Johnny Depp and his lesbian bike messenger haircut made it worth it. He won a couple of awards for being a sexy whore or something like that. He also spoke in some creepy accent. Who cares though? I won't have to listen to his accent when I'm sitting on his face. Seriously, I would kick kittens while sitting on his face if that's what he wanted.
And since I'm a buzz killer, here's some pics along with Tommy Girl. If I don't add a little bit of fugness to this post, it will explode from the sheer hotness of Johnny Depp. Tommy Girl presented Adam Sandler with some stupid award. Tommy only wanted to be there because he heard Zac Efron was in the house. You know Tommy wants to work that femme over.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 10:34pm.
TommyG, put the JCrew catalog away. Enough! Fuck!
DA, he couldn't have looked anymore gay.
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This man is sooooooo fine! I flipped out when he came out to accept his award.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
I can't believe Johnny will be 45 on June 9th! (thanks imdb.com)
He looks as hot or hotter than he did during the '21 Jump Street' days. I guess it's those Native American genes. Gorgeous!
He's the only guy I would ever sleep with. OK, him and James Haven.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Weird that they are around the same age. Tom looks like some dork I'd see working at my bank and Johnny is only like the hottest piece of ass ever invented.
p.s. LOL @ lesbian bike messenger haircut
Does Tommygirl think this is a Scieno convention?
Did he get booed at all?
Well if he didn't, BOOOOOOOOOO......
Johnny is a decent and gracious and righteous dude.
They should make him a super hero movie star and make a movie where he fights the evils of Scieno and Tommygirl bites the dust in the end.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Johnny, is James Haven's man crush. The very thought of him in his pirate costume brings tears to James Haven's eyes.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
TommyG, put the JCrew catalog away. Enough! Fuck!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Slammin' duds for the event Tommy Boy! Word!
Lesbian bike messanger haircut!LMAO! Depp is one hot piece "o" meat!
God...i hope he's very nice to his parents 'cause this man got some GREAT genes! He is only getting better with age....and the new CLEAN look works for him as well!:)..who knew LOL!
thank god MK posted on the awards show...i hope he does his usual recap as im in CA and i have NO intention of watching this mess unless something juicy happens!
tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito
Hard to believe he's in his forties. He's the opposite of Hohan, she looks forty and is only 21.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
*Melts* Johnny loooks so fucking HOT!!!!!!! *turns into pool of fangirl goo*
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I thought Tommy Girl was partial to Chace Crawford. Then again, CC is the low-rent Zac, so Tommy can have the real thing..
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
what cruelty is this that johnny depp's picture is along side tommy's...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok