This Bitch Is Hot
I just sat (and drank) through 2 hours of the shit show known as the MTV Movie Awards. Alien Princess RiRi looked as about excited as I was during the whole show. Did you see her straight-up "bitch" face the entire time? I think she was sitting near Wonky McValtrex, so she could have just been smelling her stank.
It was all worth it though. Johnny Depp and his lesbian bike messenger haircut made it worth it. He won a couple of awards for being a sexy whore or something like that. He also spoke in some creepy accent. Who cares though? I won't have to listen to his accent when I'm sitting on his face. Seriously, I would kick kittens while sitting on his face if that's what he wanted.
And since I'm a buzz killer, here's some pics along with Tommy Girl. If I don't add a little bit of fugness to this post, it will explode from the sheer hotness of Johnny Depp. Tommy Girl presented Adam Sandler with some stupid award. Tommy only wanted to be there because he heard Zac Efron was in the house. You know Tommy wants to work that femme over.
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Submitted by nia on June 2, 2008 - 4:31am.
God...i hope he's very nice to his parents 'cause this man got some GREAT genes! He is only getting better with age
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i know, right? to the extent that it's not even fair - those are really some exceptional genes he's got.....all the better to procreate with.
and on top of that he deals with fame very well. he's polite, gracious and humble about his success which just makes him so much more attractive. i think i need to go take a cold shower.
yippee!☺
I swear Johnny doesn't even try to be sexy, yet he still is!!! He can have the worst hair, teeth, and wardrobe and STILL we think he's hotness! It's ridiculous.
Tommygirl was lame tonight.
holy shit- not one negative comment. i'm with you all. he's the hotness.
johnny depp is the only person I've seen on dlisted who no one had a bad thing to say about (with the exception of celebrities who have recently died).
Oh and Johnny is hot.Now the Lord will forgive me:)
Please Lord forgive me for what I am about to say.
The Xe-nu King actually looks decent.
I will go repent now.
Johnny looks like he could be Billy Crudup's brother in these pictures.
MK, you certainly harshed my mellow by posting a pic of that mutant TommyGirl.
If Depp was any hotter, he'd explode.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
Him and Dwayne Johnson on the same mutha f-ing stage was almost too much for my lady bits to handle. I would love to be the meat in that sandwich and would proudly wear a t-shirt with a photo of our naught activities to Sunday service.
Damn!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Johnny barely said anything. I think he got embarrassed by the overwhelming audience reaction to his hotness. You HAVE to love a man that is humble and that talented and hot too.
Johnn-Johnn could speak in pig-latin all day long and still be the hottest thing on the planet.
~fanning self~
OMG johnny is so fucking hot. I cant remember the name of the movie the haircut is for. I dont care. He is still my side ride.
I would so jump Johnny's bones. Please don't put his pic next to Tommy Girl again. I went from awwww...to wanting to throw up in my mouth.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I love Johnny - always have, always will..
yum.
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What did you think was going to happen?!?
*Salvating like a dog and panting*
JOHNNY, JOHNNY, JOHNNY!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Johnny looks great (although I want to take a clipper to the hair in front of his eyes... a la Edward Scissorhands).
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I LUBS Johnny Depp!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
Johnny is teh HOTNESS!... He has a direct effect on my lady parts... I want to make sweet dirty secksy time to him...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I just saw the Johnny part and he does look good...looks like he gained some weight in the face, got a tan and got rid of the goatee. He looks like 21 Jumpstreet Johnny! :)
LOVE RIRI SHE DID LOOK LIKE SHE HAD TO TAKE A HARDCORE SHIT
ADAM IS THE BEST
TOM STILL SCARES ME
JOHNNY AND BRENDON I WOULD DO BANG
DIDDY PANTS WERE ZIP LOCK TIGHT
FUCK A NIGGA MONEY MAKE ME CUM
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Notice how Tommy Girl completes the "gentleman'' image by fiddling with his left pinky a la Prince Charles.
Further proof that smoking alone does not make you look ragged ;)
God this man is awesome.
Perfect finale for the evening MK.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 11:49pm.
don't cry for me 'cause i'm already drunk!... night, d-a and Lola!
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Johnny gets better with age. He's AMAZING!
"Besides, the whole anal sex thing is completely overrated." - Gabby R, Watchdogs
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Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 11:41pm.
i'll just come in early morn(staying up late for you and i) and grab one!
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You always have a back up plan. I'll set aside the top shelf stuff. Anything for Winona, I guess. *pouting*
Time for Baby Lola and I to go beddie-bye. Night, darling. *soft kiss on cheek* Try and sleep tonight. I worry about you.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
HOT! HOT! HOT! mmm, mmm, mmm- that is all i could say~
Johnny Depp is so hot it must be a creation of science or....the gods themselves! Either way not human
*-Jenny-*
JDepp can do no wrong. I can just remember the 21 Jump Street Days...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlVwLBxg8FE
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 11:38pm.
i'll just come in early morn(staying up late for you and i) and grab one!
OT: yep, gotta admit, the guy seems cool(damnit!!.. gotta jump threads!!)
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
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yep snoooozefest except for Mike and JohnnyD.:)
"Transformers 2" YES!!
Coldplay- like confetti much?
TC- jealous
the Sandman- derserved
Pussycat Dolls -gross
Where was Shia? on location or stuck up now??
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 11:34pm.
i got nothin' to lose!!(damn proud of that by the way!)
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If your best bottles of vodka go missing...do not come to me.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Even though Johnny is always fighting the hotness. He still looks hot even with that 'lesbian bike-messenger' cut. Love you MK!
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 11:32pm.
i got nothin' to lose!!(damn proud of that by the way!)
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
johnny is an amazing actor...but i don't think he's explosively hot
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Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 11:22pm.
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Uh..once you get the number, hide your belongings. Klepto on the loose!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Depp runs circles aroung "young" Hollywood. He might have just gotten better with age. Tom had some nice funeral wear on.
Seeing Johnny with that lesbian haircut probably drove Lohan over the edge. She's probably passed out somewhere as we speak.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
That haircut looks like it's not finished yet.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Johnny was a fucking mess for years. The fact that he grew up and got his shit together (for the most part) is what makes him so sexy now....for me.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
yeah, Johnny Depp's a great actor, a good looking guy, a humanitarian, a seemingly faithful husband, a family man, still... when's he gonna give me Winona's number... till then, he's walkin' the line with me!LOL!
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
He is the hottest guy on the plnet,I love Johnny Depp!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
K.D. Lange called and she wants her hairstyle back.
mmm...mmm..mmmm...
What a man! What a man! Whatta mighty good man!
Having looked at JD...Whew!..I just had to get that out.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
How can you not love Johnny Depp? He is pretty much the coolest fucking guy on the planet. *Sigh*
Why must Tome Cruise continue to act like he still matters? Just go away Tom. No one likes you.
LMAO @ lesbian bike messenger haircut
And all this time I thought the reason Depp made this lezzie all a twitter was because he was just so damned hot.
I couldn't help but laugh at how people went crazy when Johnny came out but there was barely any clapping for Tommy Girl LOL.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 1, 2008 - 10:55pm.
DA, he couldn't have looked anymore gay.
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You're not kidding. I don't know what audience he is trying to tap into...but it ain't MTV people. He's past his prime as far as entertainment is concerned. Couch-jumping moron!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Johnny Depp has never done it for me. Until now. Holy crap he got sexy. Or I just finally woke up from a coma. Yum!
Damn, Depp is so fine, I'd give my first born just to touch his bare skin!
I agree, Johnny is one of the hottest men in History.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 10:53pm.
He's the only guy I would ever sleep with. OK, him and James Haven.
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Why thank you, Mr. President. Perhaps, James Haven can arrange a little threesome!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.