This Bitch Is Hot
I just sat (and drank) through 2 hours of the shit show known as the MTV Movie Awards. Alien Princess RiRi looked as about excited as I was during the whole show. Did you see her straight-up "bitch" face the entire time? I think she was sitting near Wonky McValtrex, so she could have just been smelling her stank.
It was all worth it though. Johnny Depp and his lesbian bike messenger haircut made it worth it. He won a couple of awards for being a sexy whore or something like that. He also spoke in some creepy accent. Who cares though? I won't have to listen to his accent when I'm sitting on his face. Seriously, I would kick kittens while sitting on his face if that's what he wanted.
And since I'm a buzz killer, here's some pics along with Tommy Girl. If I don't add a little bit of fugness to this post, it will explode from the sheer hotness of Johnny Depp. Tommy Girl presented Adam Sandler with some stupid award. Tommy only wanted to be there because he heard Zac Efron was in the house. You know Tommy wants to work that femme over.
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He IS hot
He IS hot
What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
Tom Cruise looks doofy in these pics.
johnny would good in a garbage bag.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I would so totally hit it!!
TWICE!
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yeah, I said it! what?
"Seriously, I would kick kittens while sitting on his face if that's what he wanted."-mk
it's like, we are psychically connected. heehee!
zomay - yes, I like his movies also! Crank was a little far fetched, but damn, the action!
M.E why yes it is. Him and Johnny make the perfect monday. I love his movies. He never says much and gets the job done. :)
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zomay - is that the "Transporter" in your avvie?
Johnny is the definition of hotness. Words cannot do any justice.
He didn't deserve any of those awards and this is coming from a fan. Damnit, fangirls, he's a great actor but he did not deserve Comedic Performance over the wonderful Amy Adams!
Oh Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...so hot, even my own boyfriend admitted he'd fuck you. If you'll all excuse me, I've got a bad case of the vapors...in my panties.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
MK I always new you were into the whole pleasure/pain thing. Putting Johnny and Tommy girl pictures together is just evil.
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*orgasms*
Now THIS is how Monday mornings should be started!!
YES!
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Looks, talent and private family man. Love him, my 13 year old also loves him.
oh YEAH, johnny depp has been in france for like ten years now and is probably a fluid french speaker so that's probably why his accent is different now.
okay, first of all why does johnny depp look EXACTLY like he did on 21 jump street? This man had to sell his soul or somethin' to look that young and no plastic surgery! HOTNESS
and strangely, tom cruise looks handsome in his pics. But very nervous. I think he's been humbled by the backlash.
That award is pretty corny.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
VinylVillager, what does your avie say?
Lol at Lesbian bike messenger haircut. He is still the hottest person on earth.
love him he is so dame hot so happy fore him he deserve it he is so great just the best he is god off hotnes
i remember when we used to live in l.a. my sister went to some mall appearance he did for 21 jump street and got a photo of her, him and dom de louise's son together. in retrospect i'm so fucking jealous - she still has that polaroid.
yippee!☺
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I have viewed many of their hooott videos and photos at~~~((((~~I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m~~~))))~~where many fans are together, also i'v meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
Holy Hotness Batman!
I lurve him.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Hmmm, why so shy, Johnny? Could you be hiding something under those bangs to make your pretty face look a little *TIGHTER*???
Johnny Depp is the true definition of hotness. When I think about how hot I thought he was back when he first came on the scene, and then I think about my daughter thinking he's hot (she's 13), well, that's hotness/staying power! What kid thinks a guy who their mom thought was hot is hot, after all?!
I love him....MK, please take those pictures of
Tommy Girl AWAY from him.
Johnny, grow your hair out please.
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Everyone looked way shocked that he showed up! My brother wondered about his fake accent?! He grew up in Florida....?
dammit, I thought Duff from MTV had returned from obscurity...
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He used to be just too cute but as he gets older...holy crap he is the hotness!
What a nice way to start the morning! Thanks MK! For those that don't like the hair cut; it's for his latest movie role as John Dillinger.
Johnny should be ""Hot Slut of the Century". There are three things I love about Johnny Depp:
1. He's actually humble about being a celebrity
2. He doesn't whore his children out to the media
3. He's a sexy beast without even trying
Thanks MK for starting my day off with such hotness.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I'd do anything to JDepp, even with that Teva-and-socks-wearing-lesbian gym teacher hair.
Tommy Girl is rocking the "Space Cadet Mr Rogers" look.
Wonky McValtrex is still invited to these things? How can they upstage last year when Sarah Silverman ripped her a new asshole (good thing she did, because the old one was just about worn out!).
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
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I have viewed many of their hooott videos and photos at~~~((((~~I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m~~~))))~~where many fans are together, also i'v meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
Why is Tommygirl there? Why?
What purpose other than signaling the Xenu mother ship is he there? Does he have a baby or movie to promote?
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Is it just me, or does it seem like celebrities are testing us? It's like they're fugging themselves up just to see if we love them for who they really are. Well the answer is no. I do not love you for you, Johnny Depp. I love you for giving me dirty sex dreams at night and sweet sweet masturbatory fantasies while I'm awake. So cut your ridiculous lezzie rockclimber hair into something that makes me want to come see your next film, you dirty looking fuck.
Tommy can't turn off the crazy at this point, so he needs to join Xenu on the mothership. I'm sick of him.
"I won't have to listen to his accent when I'm sitting on his face. Seriously, I would kick kittens while sitting on his face if that's what he wanted."
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MK, I nearly choked on my coffee. You are one funny son of a gun.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I would happily shag Johnny Depp. Only if he's wearing his pirate costume and if he takes my strap-on up his bum.
MK spot on.
Johnny, i have always loved you and always will but you are lookin very front row @ a K.D. Lang concert right now. i have to avert my eyes now.
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I dont think, I drink.
Of course tommy girl wasn't actually invited. He buys himself a spot in these gigs so he can keep reminding people he was relevant once.
Did they have to remind the audience to applaud? LOL!
Also, does someone in programming get a bonus based on the number of ridiculous awards shows they can present to the public? I can only assume it's something like this. I honestly didn't know people even watched this shit any more.
It reminds me of a kid's show. Something you liked when you were too young to know better.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I think I'm the only one that thinks Johnny D. is annoying.
And his gf/baby momma is a sucky singer.
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Sweet Jesus, what a nice thing to wake up to on a Monday morning!
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Good morning everyone! Happy Monday!!
OT: Johnny should be a God.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
He's so hot- he's like a curry.
L♥VE,
PCA
"Michael K does not like when Lily Allen refers to herself in the third person. This makes Michael K cry." - MK 04/15/08
Hotness.
Hey I just heard Tatum O'Neal in trouble for possibly buying crack?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Tommy looks like he borrowed his outfit from Mr. Rogers.
Pure hotness, Tommy Girl doesn't diserve to stand by him, not even in MK's posts :)
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
Paris Hilton looked hot, though
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
"Did you see her straight-up "bitch" face the entire time? I think she was sitting near Wonky McValtrex, so she could have just been smelling her stank."
LOL.