I'm Going To Law School
As soon as I finish this cocktail, I'm going to enroll into weekend online law school! Phoebe Price needs vindication and I feel I'm the only one that can properly represent her. You see, on Friday I posted a sad story about PP getting DEE-NIED from the opening of the Chanel store in Los Angeles even though she was invited. She has the e-mail to prove it! A total tear jerker.
Well, Chicken Cutlets told TMZ that she's planning to sue Chanel if she doesn't get an apology by next week. She also wants the "PR girl" that denied her, fired. Fuck that! I want that dumb bitch PR girl sent to death row! What she did to PP was a sin and a crime! PP is a fire angel sent from the chicken cutlet heavens to bless this world with a little glamour! That PR cunt hurt an angel!
Like she says on the video, PP is from the south where people are nice and sleep with their first cousins. Ok, she didn't say that last part. I was joking! Damn. It's the Ketel One talking.
Hear PP's cry below:
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Maybe this has been asked before, but does she have a coke booger in her unaltered virginal schnoz? Personally, I think it's manna from heaven residue because God is recognizing her gorge/glam, but I also think it could be a coke boogie...Hey, we all get caught off guard with the coke boogie in the honker...It just happens...You rinse, repeat, and snort more coke...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That Chanel PR chicky should be promoted ...to the Head of Chanel, because clearly she has excellent taste..
Phoebe Price should STFU and go away..
You did this MK....You made her dare to think she was a REAL celebrity.
I truly hate her..with that awful accent, and YOU KNOW she was a class A bitch to the PR girl..listen to how she talks about them..if it was not for MK's PR Extraordinaire and Associates Firm, this bitch would be sitting in Podunk, Alabama in her cousins/husband's house eating fried possum covered with squirrel gravy and grits.
Scratch that...
That menu sounds delishous..it's supper time here in the Hinterland.
It is time to elevate another to "hot slut of the month"...
May I suggest myself Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe. I have some naughty pictures of me laying on an ice sofa, hairy and nude, drinking wild elderberry martinis with the forest gnomes. It is quite titillating. I would be willing to share if I was guaranteed "hot slut of the month."
What do ya say MK???
Rumplestiltskin...:
"You did this MK....You made her dare to think she was a REAL celebrity."
Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way! I can't stand that stupid skank...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
She shouldn't be surprised, she'd be lucky to be allowed in the opening of the Lincoln Tunnel.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 1, 2008 - 9:37pm.
LOL! This would be the case that would totally push Judge Judy over the bench with gavel in hand to pound those chicken cutlets flat!
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And right before Judge Judy rushes PP..she's gonna say.."What are you!? Stupid!?"
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I can just hear the conversation between PP & the PR girl:
PP: "This PHOEBE PRICE, godammit!!! Why was I DENIED? Don't you know WHO I AM?!"
PR girl: "Uh... No..."
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
She looks classy at her age. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site. Is that true?.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 9:16pm.
I hope Judge Judy hears her case. She'll bitch slap PP out of court!
LOL! This would be the case that would totally push Judge Judy over the bench with gavel in hand to pound those chicken cutlets flat!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I love how she criticizes the pr girls for acting like they're somebody when they are really nobody (or something like that) without any trace of irony. And how she's going to fight for all those poor celebrities who get turned away at events. Does she really think that is some sort of major injustice in the world? (I wonder which "celebrities" she is referring to anyway.)
woah! can hear why she isn't an actress with that voice.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 1, 2008 - 9:16pm.
aahh, that's what i missed! your insatiable appetite for catnip and Shee.. er.. tour... er.. yeah, ya get the munchies!LOL!
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 1, 2008 - 8:08pm.
I always love reading your posts, Tigerlilly.
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Awww...*big tiger kiss*...Thanks, sorry for the breath, but I just had a friend over for dinner. I ate his liver with some fava beans and Chiante...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think she needs to say "definitely" one more time, because that'll really sell her case.
how many tabloids is she gonna have to advertise to cover the legal bills?
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
I hope Judge Judy hears her case. She'll bitch slap PP out of court!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 1, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:55pm.
hi, sweety!!.. *kiss on socky hand*... Bozo around? been keepin' catnip with me lately in case i run into tigers, haven't in a while, don't want it to go stale!
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Catnip???? Did you say catnip....Gimme, gimme, *drool*....GIMME ALREADY GOD DAMNIT!...Ah, yes, sweet delicious disconcetioness....mmmm...hey, I'm getting the munchies...Is Sheeps around? I'm only asking cuz...uh...he knows about good munchies and stuff...*hiding mint jelly behind tiger back*....
On topic: PP's make up is sooooooooooooooo age appropriate...you know, for a "29 y/o".....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Chanel is countersuing Phoebe's mom for letting her OUT of her opening.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
You know...now that I think about it...(main pic) she kinda has that perfect Norma Desmond pose from "Sunset Boulevard."
"I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Why stop at having the PR girl fired. Have all of Chanel's US management terminated for this terrible faux pas. How dare they treat international fashion model and thesbian Phoebe Price as if she were some lowly Reality TV star or D list celebrity.
I love how she kept repeating her threat like Chanel's legal team should be standing by shaking in their boots. She sounds like she's making a ransom demand.
I always love reading your posts, Tigerlilly.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 1, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:55pm.
hi, sweety!!.. *kiss on socky hand*... Bozo around? been keepin' catnip with me lately in case i run into tigers, haven't in a while, don't want it to go stale!
OT: PP's useless
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ESE! *sock monkey hug & BIG, BIG, BIG smooch* Nice to see you! My Bozo is out chasing kitty..again! I ran a lint brush down my hand just in case you showed. lol
ON TOPIC: Oh! PP! The Ivy's been denying you entrance to their place for months. Haven't you learned? Besides, Howdy Doody kin don't shop at Chanel's. They shop at Kmart.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
Nobody works salmon-colored eyeliner like our Miss Phoebe.
>"Phoebe Price needs vindication and I feel I'm the only one that can properly represent her."<
You know it. She can afford some Frostylocks to carry her tabloids (note Enquirer's "Stars With Cellulite" on the top), she can afford you.
I knew McDonald's had a hamburger university, but I didn't know they had a law school too. Bitch needs shut her clown-like ass up. You can't sue someone when no serious damages have been done. (excluding the Jet Blue guy)
There's no law on the books saying that you HAVE to invite someone to your party. As if that's going to be the last party on earth; it's not as if they stopped having birthday parties and Micky D's. She could always go as Ronald.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 1, 2008 - 9:03pm.
holy shit!! i was just talkin' about you!!(see response to socky)
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Seriously her lips are the color of an asshole..and wtf is up with her eyeliner?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 1, 2008 - 9:03pm.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She's gorgeous! I heard she has a profile on celebritychipmunkcheek/plastichos.com. It's a very interesting site for rich and famous...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:55pm.
hi, sweety!!.. *kiss on socky hand*... Bozo around? been keepin' catnip with me lately in case i run into tigers, haven't in a while, don't want it to go stale!
OT: PP's useless
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
MK, you have created a monster. Now stop humanizing her because I want to hate her, but I just pity her insted. She is like my friend who doesn't understand sarcasm.
And how many times does she have to say "definately"? New drinking game - when wasted, see who can hold their drink while looking at that pic above.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
I would be fascinated to see this woman devoid of make-up.
Wow, LMAO, those paps are such fucking enablers!
Gotta love Phoebe and her delusional ass.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Wow, LMAO, those paps are such fucking enablers!
Gotta love Phoebe and her delusional ass.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
That is one of the most frightening pictures ever. Oh, how I hate you sometimes, Michael K.
Ya'll! Her mama told her she was very special just the other night when she got home for supper!
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 8:46pm.
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*opening lid of hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey hand* *mumbling* Don't worry, I ran a lint brush over it. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 8:48pm.
damn right!... this is basically like suing if your drive-thru order was wrong... whether you said no onions or not, get over it!
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
I agree ESE- I used to pity her, now I think, "who the hell does she think she is?"
Asshole.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
used to be indifferent about her. yep, now i hate her... fucking spoiled whining child
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
well not sure about medically disabled, but she is definitely mentally challenged!
Makes Paris Hilton look like a Nobel winner.
OK, almost.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Oh shut the fuck up PP. Goddamn.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Seriously, is she mildly retarded? I don't say that lightly or mockingly, because my BIL is severely retarded, but I wonder about her.
You go PP!! Sue the asses off of those mofo's!!
TEAM PP!!
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
She is so fucking ridiculous. I cannot believe she can keep embarrassing herself like this over and over....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
She'd better not show up to the courtroom dressed like that or the judge will immediately dismiss the case.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Howdy Doody's sister was denied entrance to a Chanel store?!
Oh! The humanity!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
In think I can see her brain stem.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.