I'm Going To Law School
As soon as I finish this cocktail, I'm going to enroll into weekend online law school! Phoebe Price needs vindication and I feel I'm the only one that can properly represent her. You see, on Friday I posted a sad story about PP getting DEE-NIED from the opening of the Chanel store in Los Angeles even though she was invited. She has the e-mail to prove it! A total tear jerker.
Well, Chicken Cutlets told TMZ that she's planning to sue Chanel if she doesn't get an apology by next week. She also wants the "PR girl" that denied her, fired. Fuck that! I want that dumb bitch PR girl sent to death row! What she did to PP was a sin and a crime! PP is a fire angel sent from the chicken cutlet heavens to bless this world with a little glamour! That PR cunt hurt an angel!
Like she says on the video, PP is from the south where people are nice and sleep with their first cousins. Ok, she didn't say that last part. I was joking! Damn. It's the Ketel One talking.
Hear PP's cry below:
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She looks like an ostrich with Ronald McDonald hair.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
Haha, love the part where she says "these little PR girls who think theyre something and theyre really not"..You might want to see how that statement applies to you PP.
Omg has she forgotten she's a nobody pap slut nobody? I can't even believe she could afford items at their boutique or would want the stuff, I mean they aren't in the habit of selling fug sequence dresses with butterflies, flowers or animal prints on them. And while I'm at it, get some high or low lights in your nasty ass, one tone, dry fake red bottle job for fucks sake.
MK you gotta stop posting about this chick, its not funny anymore.
Keep this pathetic woman in mind when Election 2008 happens folks. See what not voting or joke votes on celebrity gossip sites gets you?
Phoebe Price is the George Bush of the gossip world.
Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!
THIS is EXACTLY why I voted for Michael Cera for Hot Slut of the Year!!!! This woman has become a false celebrity for nothing. Even Paris has a more of a reason to be a celebrity. I knew this crazy. dellusional beotch would turn into a monster.
That is why my "ending" personal quote since January has been...
Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!
I'm sure her lawyers can do MAJOR damage to Chanel's legal team. They have no idea the can of worms they've opened. how dare they not let the talented internationally famous PP in?
I'm going to send out invitations to the opening of my laundry hamper, then refuse her at the door. You KNOW she'll show up.
It's not just her, it's other "celebrities" this has happened to. She's from the South.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 2, 2008 - 12:49am.
Hey ESE! Good to "see" you! Hope you've been well.
I saw you on the Johnny Depp thread trying to get Winonas number but I was too busy crying my eyes out to comment in reply ;)
On Topic: She's just plain batshit crazy.
Submitted by smoke on June 2, 2008 - 12:36am.
SMOKE!!!.. hey, long time!!!... and with that, gotta drink!
OT: um, got nothing, such as PP
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
So she's showing every pap who can't outrun her this emailed "confirmation" and telling them that she really was invited. So what is she going to tell the judge when she is asked to produce the actual invitation? That it got lost in the mail? Sadly, I think that this is what she honestly believes.
YUCK! Please don't post close-ups of this woman!
Pale + Red hair = DISASTER!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
Chanel told her that they would call her if they ever came out with a CHANEL no. 5150 fragrance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold)
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
OMG, GET OVER YOURSELF PHOEBE......... Michael, you have created a MONSTER!!!
CHANEL apologizes to no one, especially not to people who say "definitely" 310293 times in one sentence.
Bitch sure spends a lot of time and effort making herself look cheap. Yeck.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
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When you say "suffering victims" you are referring to anyone that has to look at those nostrils?
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HAHA. The pap who took these photos certainly earned his paycheck.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
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When you say "suffering victims" you are referring to anyone that has to look at those nostrils?
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and PP might get fined for wasting the courts TIME, IF her attorney doesn't laugh in her face first.
I was going to donate some money to the refugees in Darfur, but now I think I'll donate to the true suffering victim in this world: Phoebe Price.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
See what you created Mk? If this does not make you stop giving this creature who is ugly outside and inside and crazy to boot any publicity, I give up!
And if Chanel apologizes for this and fires someone for actually realizing she is a nobody, I swear to god I am done buying their stuff, ok fine, I am done going to Chinatown to buy their knockoffs.
Knowing Hollyweird, they will apologize -- her daddy must be loaded. She has that sense of entitlement.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Slutts:
hahahhahahahha- you fucking slay me, woman.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
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yeah it shouldn't happen to CELEBRITIES PP. Guess what? You're not a celebrity!
and could you say "definitely" more?? omg.
Thank you James Haven.....if I were educated enough to read a map, I would research Jennifer Aniston's genealogy because with a chin like hers, she MUST be from the South.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Personally Slutts, I've found you to be quite a rude bitch......but then I heard that all Southerners were.
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My brother said the same thing when I kicked him out of my bed this morning!
I hear she just nabbed the lead as Cruella Deville in the upcoming and highly-anticipated (but direct-to-DVD destined) "100 Dalmations 2". That's why she's practicing her best arch glower here. She's method.
I will definitely sleep better tonight just knowing that PP will definitely be vindicated; and those little PR girls in Los Angeles will definitely be fired for not getting the head girl. Those little PR girls in LA think that they're something and they're definitely not. Not hawt Chanel....definitely not hawt.
Personally Slutts, I've found you to be quite a rude bitch......but then I heard that all Southerners were.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 10:58pm.
You tell her, Slutts!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Since when does a top fashion designer house like Chanel send invitations by e-mail?!
Coco would be rolling in her grave if PP got an invite.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on June 1, 2008 - 10:33pm.
I've been down south and people are all not courteous. In fact, once they hear that you don't speak like an inbred hillbilly, they figure you're from up north and they become rude. The women have big chins, unexplained arrogance, no sense of current style, no brains*
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Actually Gina, I live "in the South" and I do find myself courteous; until someone wants to categorize me as an inbred hillbilly. When I hear someone with a different dialect than mine, I don't become rude nor assume they must be from "up" North as opposed to the people that live "down" North. In fact, I don't define states or regions by North or South, unless I'm talking about the Dakotas or the Carolinas. As for your remaining generalizations; big chins, unexplained arrogance, no sense of current style, and no brains; those qualities can be found anywhere in the U.S. if you will take your head out of your ass long enough to look around. Oh dear, was I rude; maybe I need to get my ruler out and measure my chin.
Go PP! how dare chanel set you up like that.
I actually gasped when I scrolled down and saw the close up of her. She's made of wax!
And I "definitely" (how many times did she say that?) think SHE's the one who needs an attitude adjustment if she's trying to get some poor lowly schmuck fired from her job because of nonsense like this.
What is with this chick? Pose in front of a 76 gas station once and suddenly you're a celeb? Go away already!
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on June 1, 2008 - 10:33pm.
HAHAHAHA She called herself a celebrity!! Good 1
I've been down south and people are all not courteous. In fact, once they hear that you don't speak like an inbred hillbilly, they figure you're from up north and they become rude. The women have big chins, unexplained arrogance, no sense of current style, no brains
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You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
This hot slut is delusional. For serial.
Yikes! The Goddess Bunny has nothing on her! Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Her voice is horrible....I wish I'd never heard it.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
I bet her boogers taste like Chicken.
There's room up there for at least a 9 piece McNuggets.
And PP the day you can actually get someone fired, Hell will have froze over, thawed and froze again.
STFU and YOU'RE FIRED!
Strip her of the Hot Babe Of The Year title, immediately.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
This bitch is so fucking annoying.
I hated her when I just knew what she looked like. I never even imagined her voice would be that bad. It's grating, borderlining on shrill.
I adore you, MK, but you're enabling this bitch. Like continually giving a crackhead your crumpled $1 bills. Let her fall off the face of the earth where she belongs. My left ass cheek deserves more fame than her.
How many times does her cottage cheese thighs have to appear on magazine covers before Chanel recgonizes her worthiness.
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HAHAHAHA She called herself a celebrity!! Good 1
I've been down south and people are all not courteous. In fact, once they hear that you don't speak like an inbred hillbilly, they figure you're from up north and they become rude. The women have big chins, unexplained arrogance, no sense of current style, no brains*
*See any picture/video of PP
WTF is she wearing??? GAWD She's hideous.
Phoebe; get over yourself.
My God, I shouldn't have watched that video when I was under the influence of alcohol because it has really fucked me up! In addition to not knowing who in the hell this woman was, I hadn't realized that she probably lives just down the road from me, what a hick! Like Chanel is quaking in their boots! I bet Karl Largerfeld is hard at work designing a special couture dress for PP in hopes tha she will accept it as a personal apology from him! What a water and vinegar douche she is!
i'm far too sleepy to comment on this nobody...
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Superimpose an ostrich face on the large photo and it'll be a match.
LOL I really hope she takes this shit to court and they make a whole realtiy TV show based on it..
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
A no talent self important hick wants to sue Chanel? Is she for real? How can she expect to win? She's a NOBODY! If it'd been a REAL star I could somewhat understand.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 1, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Maybe this has been asked before, but does she have a coke booger in her unaltered virginal schnoz? Personally, I think it's manna from heaven residue because God is recognizing her gorge/glam, but I also think it could be a coke boogie...Hey, we all get caught off guard with the coke boogie in the honker...It just happens...You rinse, repeat, and snort more coke...
Interesting theory, Tigerilly.However, when I look up Phoebe's enormous nostril, I think I see her brain!
P.S. Anyone that wears that much orange sparkly eyeshadow BELOW their eyes is batshit.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Apology from Chanel:
"We're sorry we failed to recognize your greatness. Perhaps if you'd been jumping up and down in a swimsuit we would have recalled your headlining cottage cheese thighs."
PP or Michael Jackson in drag? You be the judge.
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