I'm Going To Law School
As soon as I finish this cocktail, I'm going to enroll into weekend online law school! Phoebe Price needs vindication and I feel I'm the only one that can properly represent her. You see, on Friday I posted a sad story about PP getting DEE-NIED from the opening of the Chanel store in Los Angeles even though she was invited. She has the e-mail to prove it! A total tear jerker.
Well, Chicken Cutlets told TMZ that she's planning to sue Chanel if she doesn't get an apology by next week. She also wants the "PR girl" that denied her, fired. Fuck that! I want that dumb bitch PR girl sent to death row! What she did to PP was a sin and a crime! PP is a fire angel sent from the chicken cutlet heavens to bless this world with a little glamour! That PR cunt hurt an angel!
Like she says on the video, PP is from the south where people are nice and sleep with their first cousins. Ok, she didn't say that last part. I was joking! Damn. It's the Ketel One talking.
Hear PP's cry below:
Wenn
The goddess queen PP has been slighted. Take it to the streets people! And boycott Chanel!!
phoebe, stop telling people you are from the south! we DO NOT claim you. lol @ you suing chanel. well kiss your courtesy invites good-bye when mommy writes them begging to put you on their list. no more chanel parties for you, a relief to chanel i'm sure.
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Hey Sheeps and Triple D!
I could tell you what's been going on but then I'd have to kill you...I'm just settling back into my digs and it's so comforting...you know - like seeing a McDonald's when you're travelling through Tehran -
The great L_A debates, big fat skinny Angelina and it seems to me that everyone looks like Britney these days (see C.Love and Audrina)! So fab!
I'm glad to see you guys here! It's good to know someone's keeping it copasetic up in here ;p
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on June 2, 2008 - 1:43pm.
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I asked you a few times who was in your avatar.I now know it is you,right?
Only 'cause you look like my Baby Daddy.LoL.
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"I bet the chief has a bushy moustache. They all do."~~~MK~~~
To PeePee on Fire ~ When you are angry about stupid stuff like this, you remind me of a bladder infection. All fire and burn, no PeePee.
Remember your "Peace" sign? Where's that now? You are only interesting (mildly) when you are an underdog. Being just another pompous bitch from Atlanta or wherever you were whelped will melt away your extremely tenuous fan-base faster than your pancake make up melts off your face on a spring day in LA.
Submitted by angel_i on June 2, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Whaaa? How are you, Angel? What a nice treat!!
ANGEL_I:
BITCH! Where in the HAIL have you been? OMG, you just disappeared! Email me you hot slut!
dawnie818@yahoo.com
Soon to be erased......
I HEART you girl!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
O Good God!
I'm supposed to be lurking! (first time, I swear!) but that make up needs a verbal bitchslap ASAP!
I know what happened...she watched that mixed-colours photoshoot on ANTM recently and THEN she thought she's put a Rocky Horror Picture show twist on the whole thing...I think get it now. It's all very new age happy sunshine emo goth.
Tres chic.
And Chanel is nuts - send that PR girl to the loony bin!...because there has got to be something on every rack that matches something on Phoebe. The only colour she's missing is green.
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
Submitted by BillLay on June 2, 2008 - 5:59pm
Careful, she'll sue your ass for not knowing she's Chicken Cutlets.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Um. Is it me? Did I wake up on the wrong planet? Who the hell is this broad?
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
sad, sad clownie.
oh i hope she does sue...just to see WHAT she is sueing for - public defamation? lol. also, i want to see her ass get laughed out of court. thanks for wasting taxpayers' money PP!~
She is a masterpiece.
She may actually end up famous after all. It takes a really dedicated attention whore to threaten to sue Chanel for not letting her into a party.
Coco Chanel was a Nazi - I'm fairly certain that while the company itself now isn't - they still have that same superiority complex and will no doubt be quaking in their boots at the thought of a law suit about deined entry to a party.
Although, Karl Lagerfeld will no doubt be disstraught if he ever finds out PP was dissed.
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The one thing that always strikes me about paparazzi is how disingenuous and condescending they sound.
This guy kept going, "Wowwww" and "Nice dress!" in the most insincere (if not sarcastic) way. Do celebrities just ignore it, or don't they notice?
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"It's those little P.R. girls who think they're something when they're not.."
How ironic....
Chicken cutlets seems to suffer from delusions of grandeur. By emphasizing what happened and threatening with a lawsuit it gets more embarassing.
Btw, why does SHE call pr people "nothings"?
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on June 2, 2008 - 7:29am.
Mabel, you are a hot fucking slut. Tell that bitch what's what!
And the more I read this post, the more pissed off I get. Someone get me PP's address! My letter will go something like this...
"Dearest PP,
STFU, before I take a huge mallet to those chicken cutlets you call cheeks. I like my chicken tender, you see.
Kthxbai!
Fuzz"
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
God damn her entire face in this photo looks like a damn glossy butthole!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Roboho's WD-40 is leaking out her eye sockets. Someone call a mechanic.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
...but is she DEFINITELY sure?
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but, then again, what do i know?
"..these little PR girls that think theyre something but theyre really not"
um.. so, penelope, are you saying that youre a little pr girl?
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Dear Phoebe Price,
I'm going to make an ass out of you and me and say you are here, still reading this thread, despite it being over a day old. I hope this is one post you read thoughtfully. In fact, read it a couple of times in order to digest it properly.
Dear, you are a beautiful 40 year old women. No one is fooled by, albeit lovely, your chicken cutlets and your trout-snout-n-pout. All of us here at DL would love nothing more than to see you actually succeed in the movies. We WANT to see you up on the big screen. We'd get a major kick out of it.
Just please, do us a favor. If you spend half as much energy on getting parts and taking your career seriously as you do your pap-whoring, you'll do okay in Hollywierd.
Take a long bubblebath. Relax. Meditate with your Phoebe candles. Give yourself a good Phoebe-candle waxing. And take a good long look at what you've become in your own head. Let's call it a perspective re-alignment.
The idea of celebrity must be intoxicating. Mabel gets a few thousand hits on her blog and she, too, gets caught up in the excitement. But then she smokes a bong hit, her DIL calls about something bitchy, the grandkids wipe snot on her furniture, and that grounds Mabel again, so she can get her butt back on the computer her son (the doctor) bought her and shae her money maker by writing some more advice to the needy.
That is what you must do. Phoebe-wax yourself and smoke a bong hit. Go out and be with the little people, spread your wisdom instead of your legs folr the paps in front of the Ivy. Remember where you REALLY are with your career.
You just seem to be putting the cart before the horse, dear. Chillax.
Love, Mabel
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
Here we go again, it's the PP worthless 3-4 times a week posts. Again, it's all about nothing!
Clearly she is paying dlisted for this stupid and nothing PR work. It is NOT dlisted anymore it is the "dlisted PR firm".
Do her eyes match her hair? Holy crap! She looks like an alien! That's pretty scary.
I've officially started my ban on any and all Chanel products. That's right, people! I feel very strongly about this. It will be hard.. but I will stick to it... for PP! Chanel has to feel the sting for this... and if that means hitting them in the pocketbook, so be it.
I will not purchase anything Chanel.. mark my words!!.... *they make clothes and stuff, right?*
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 2, 2008 - 9:13am.
don't encourage him
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"She got two for a nickel, got four for a dime.
Would sell you more, but they ain't none of mine
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got'em for sale."
Chanel will laugh Phoebe and her Legal Aid lawyer right out of the courtroom.
MK you started this mess, I'm going to need daily updates on this story to find out if Chanel apologizes. Damn it!
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I'm so sure the Chanel lawyers are shaking in their shoes, fearing the wrath of the formidable Phoebe.
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I used to like her, but now I think she is just delusional. Get a life Phoebe, you are just a clown, like Ronald MacDonald.
LMAO...this is too funny.
NaNoop-perfectly stated! Couldn't agree more. She is getting on my nerves and what is she going to sue for? Being a pathetic loser? I love how everyone in this country yells "I'm going to sue" at every little incident. Too many lawyers and lawsuits already.
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Hey, Phoebe!!!
1) YOU are NOT a celebrity. Nice try, though.
#B You ARE nasty and pasty looking, and your cellulite looks FABULOUS on the cover of the Enquirer. Just because YOU can't stop talking about and promoting yourself does NOT a celebrity make.
If the "little PR girl" as Feebs calls her gets fired, I will be disgusted. Even more than if they issue any form of an "apology" to this self important retard.
"Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on June 1, 2008 - 10:33pm.
I've been down south and people are all not courteous. In fact, once they hear that you don't speak like an inbred hillbilly, they figure you're from up north and they become rude. The women have big chins, unexplained arrogance, no sense of current style, no brains*
I was born in Memphis, TN, grew up in North Carolina, went to college in the midwest, moved back to NC...so yes I'm a Southerner and I wouldn't be courteous to an idiot like you either, as it's obvious you showed your snotty attitude when you were in the south, and people responded...as they should have.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
PP should start charging for this shit because it's certainly funnier than most of the garbage they show on TV.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on June 1, 2008 - 10:33pm.
I've been down south and people are all not courteous. In fact, once they hear that you don't speak like an inbred hillbilly, they figure you're from up north and they become rude. The women have big chins, unexplained arrogance, no sense of current style, no brains*
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Yeee haw!
And STFU. Dumb bitch. Y'all.
*schlurps coffee*
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
omg,what a nice face! i heard that she is a hot member of http://www.intimatemingle.com ,where many single and black white persons want to find a prety,sexy and beautiful girlfriends .
I am from the South
and bullshit in the same blurb.
That is really showing them southern graciousness, PP.
This is one delusional slut!
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on June 1, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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I don't know many women from the south but I'm going to hazard a guess and say you're making a BIG generalization. Or else you've met and assessed every women from the southern States of the USA. You haven't? Nah, I didn't think so.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by A on June 1, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 2, 2008 - 2:20am.
Submitted by Murph on June 1, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Michael Cera is boring, and we defeated your ballot-box-stuffing spammer ass. Deal with it.
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LMFAO. Migraineuse, that made my night. hahaha
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Dear A,
You're a ho with excellent taste in humor. Please accept this invitation to be my online friend.
Sincerely,
Migraineuse
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."
Submitted by A on June 2, 2008 - 12:28am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 2, 2008 - 2:20am.
Submitted by Murph on June 1, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Michael Cera is boring, and we defeated your ballot-box-stuffing spammer ass. Deal with it.
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LMFAO. Migraineuse, that made my night. hahaha
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Dear A,
You have been a registered member for all of 8 weeks and thus the likelihood of you even voting for Hot Slut of the Year would be slim. To put it simply, your opinion is of no importance. But if you are trying to form fast friends on the message boards and you think that the oh so original "LMFAO" comment will garner you the false sense of security you need, well, so be it.
Love,
Murph
Dear Migraineuse,
While I am no "ballot-box-stuffing spammer ass", as you so elegantly put it, I do know a thing or two about spotting total losers hence, my not voting for PP. And as I sense the inner loser in you, I will go ahead and dismiss you too. How can I put this in words you may understand? How about, "Suck it."
Love and Micheal Cera forever,
Murph
Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!
Damn, that's some glossy complexion
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
Let me guess, this slag got denied at the MTV Movie Awards, too!
As if this bitch will sue, I'm sure Chanel couldn't really give a crap! This bitch is so deluded.
Dear PP you DO NOT want to make an an enemy of an iconic french fashion house.
The "RSVP" comes before an invitation. Let it go sweety.
You are placing too much importance on your self promotion rather than your acting career.
You are making a huge mistake and you should put the breaks on this folly before its too late.
Love Ham xx
I'm confused: McSlutty likes to go south? And her family name is Chin?
I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site www.JSeniorMatch.com last week and she was seeking her mature baby there now!
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 2, 2008 - 2:20am.
Submitted by Murph on June 1, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Michael Cera is boring, and we defeated your ballot-box-stuffing spammer ass. Deal with it.
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LMFAO. Migraineuse, that made my night. hahaha
Submitted by Murph on June 1, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Michael Cera is boring, and we defeated your ballot-box-stuffing spammer ass. Deal with it.
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"Put down the Oreo kraikerz and quit doing the saix."