Sunday, June 1st 2008
Linda Hogan's Got Moves
Why didn't the glass break?! Why?! I would think that Linda Hogan's fugly mug is capable of breaking even the strongest glass. Even the weight of their desperation didn't break that shit.
Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend must have brought on the dry heaves with their dirty dancing moves at last night's opening party for the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas. And yes, he's 19. NINETEEN. If he's 19 then I'm an embryo. His body looks like it's been affected by 20 years of intense beer bonging.
Hulk Hogan is dating a Brooke look-alike, so Linda might as well too. You know Brooke looks like Linda's man toy without the make-up, fake hair and a few days of not shaving.
Splash, Wireimage
A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- "AffluentBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
Well, times are changing - hehe!
Don´t like her, but a 19 year old boyfriend? You go girl!
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The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
[Joseph Campbell]
Kim Kardassian's left over birthday dress~~ $100
Finding a version of your husband thats 30 years younger~~ $200
Embarassing your ex...
Better luck next time honey.
Looks good Linda......... not only doing the "bang bang" with a kid as young as your kid, but you are letting him drink booze!!!!! Now, tell AGAIN why your son is in jail? Didn't underage drinking have a bit to do with it? So, now you gonna let Boatboy drive home as well? It would be such poetic justice if he wrapped the car around a pole!
Living well is the best revenge.......
That just made me barf a little
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She could give a fuck about Nick because she has a new son now.
BTW I refuse to believe this douchebag is 19. I'm 19 and this asshole looks older than my father.
19?! If he's 19, James Haven wears Victoria Secret's and Manolo's! Ok...scratch that! If he's 19, Brad is a great actor!
Btw...her boyfriend looks just like her son! That's sick!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
linda's tired old orange ass looks wide and saggy...and i'm questioning that thing is only 19...these two must've bought every bottle of clairol's trailer park blonde from walgreens to look this extra gross...
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Yet another reason why this family should be shot off the face of the Earth with a giant cannon.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
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She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at www.JSeniorMatch.com I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on June 1, 2008 - 8:24pm.
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LOL, thanks. And ITA about the rapid age progression thing. It may have something to do with the fact that they all dye their hair with peroxide and fake and bake themselves like there's no tomorrow - they are the epitome of trash. Her son needs to be locked away for life being the heartless little cunt that he is and she needs to go sit her geriatric ass down somewhere and quit embarrassing herself. Ugh, these people make me sick!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 1, 2008 - 10:26am.
Great. So her son's an attempted murderer, her husband's a 'roid addicted cheater, her daughter's an oversized oompa lumpa, and now Linda can add pedophile to the list of the many ways her family is fucked up. Way to go mom *rolls eyes* The Hogans are pathetic.
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funniest post of the day! Although I don't think she's TRULY a pedophile since that fugged beachboy is 19... but I died laughing when I read that.
Both Hulk and Linda seem to be very immature for their age -- trying to act like they are their kids age..meanwhile, they both look like they are 20 years older than their age.
I remember Nick when he was only 14 years old -- looked like he was in his mid-20's.. and Brooke looks like she is in her 30's now. Is that a hereditary issue? Rapid age progression?
These two are disgusting. He fits right into the bleached haired-- frizzy haired -- too tanned -- moronic family.
I can't stand the Hogans. Who pissed in their gene pool?
If I was at that bar - I would have walked up to that skank and asked her, "How's John doing?".
Good to know that her son almost killed someone --- the guy is a vegetable for the rest of his life..and her son is in jail for 8 months, meanwhile..she is partying it up with someone who is younger than her daughter.
This family is one fucked up bunch.
Yeesh this is the definition of what I HATE about Florida. This shit looks so awkward I expect them to end up in the fucking closet doing sex without ANY condems. YAR!
Your face!
they have lots of stuff to talk about! bleach, tanning, flip flops, dog poop, tequila.
it seems the bollea clan have attention whorishness as a strongly dominate trait.
I like how terry hooks up with brooke's friend and linda hooks up with the boat boy. they didn't even leave the house to find their offspring dopplegangers for rebound relationships.
Gotta love hillbillies with money and lots of peroxide. Well, no, you don't really.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Gry on June 1, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Yeesh, he looks just like what her own son will probably resemble after he gets out of the klink.
It's as if both Hogan parents have some incestuous desire for their kids that they vicariously indulge in by nailing their doppelgangers.
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That's kinda the same thing I was telling my friends when we saw the pictures of mama Douche and her pool boy toy.
I just saw hysterical video footage of these two lame asses. He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. Yes, I know that it is hard to imagine he would be dumb. There is also footage of the two of them dancing, she can't move because of her stupid ass fake Cavalli Knock off.
Yeesh, he looks just like what her own son will probably resemble after he gets out of the klink.
It's as if both Hogan parents have some incestuous desire for their kids that they vicariously indulge in by nailing their doppelgangers.
Yep. She is the picture of a worried mother. Old scabby assed cougar that needs to be put to sleep.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
The Hogans will soon past the Simpsons and Lohans for creepiest, disfuctional family.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 1, 2008 - 1:42pm.
This entire stupid ass family and their ho's all look like the same person.
I think it's really just one person with multiple personalities dating themselves.
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ahahahahhahhaha i thin i just peed my pants ahahahah! but didn't that bitch's son just got in jail? she's a bit too happy. even with riding a 19 yo dick she should tone it down a notch no?
This entire stupid ass family and their ho's all look like the same person.
I think it's really just one person with multiple personalities dating themselves.
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He's Rocky Horror (Nitty, back me up?).
And he looks like he smells like beer farts.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Put this whole family to the vet and put them to sleep. Or, at least have them spayed or neutered.
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Fucking nasty. Her skin is so dried out and leathery, it actually looks like it hurts. She looks like she's about to split open.
THAT GUY IS NOT 19!!! Linda is pathetic, trashy, disgusting and doesn't deserve any press.
I absolutely love this picture. They look like the people at the wedding reception who at first don't wanna dance, but give them a couple drinks...and bam! YouTube!
Submitted by lellykuick on June 1, 2008 - 10:37am.
wow, i will say that it looks like she's lost a ton of weight!
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I was thinking the same thing. Divorce: a great diet for lotsa women! haha.
All the Hogans suck. Period.
wow, i will say that it looks like she's lost a ton of weight!
are you sure that isn't a flat ass convention? i thought mine was bad but i look like i have a boy apple bottom compared to those.
Great. So her son's an attempted murderer, her husband's a 'roid addicted cheater, her daughter's an oversized oompa lumpa, and now Linda can add pedophile to the list of the many ways her family is fucked up. Way to go mom *rolls eyes* The Hogans are pathetic.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Creepy cougar-pedo-banjo-hotflash- vibe. Fucking sick.
Grody. Apparently her cavernous vag has already sucked away some of the poor lad's youth.
Submitted by fabbityfabfab on June 1, 2008 - 10:27am.
He used to go to my friends school! He just graduated last year. He used to just clean the Hogans boat, so thats where she got him from.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 9:12am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 9:06am.
All I know is someone was doing laundry at like 7 a.m.
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hehehehhehe..."nice to regress 18 years.....""
gotta walk doggie, be back in a bit!
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
Is that Brooke or Linda Hogan? I can't tell them apart......
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 9:06am.
All I know is someone was doing laundry at like 7 a.m.
Sheeps! PLEASE do not blab about my wild night! Dancing on tables in my underwear is NOT something I want everyone to know......that half Zima went straight to my head! I hardly remember getting home! Could I walk? Did you have to undress me?
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know? Is there something I should say, that'll make you come my way? Do you feel the same cause you don't let it show...."
I seriously thought he was Jani Lane.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:51am.
Don't mind PSL's delicate stomach this morning. She had a Zima last night.
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LOL. I was reading last night's thread. Hilarious! Zimas? They still make Zimas? I gotta get some at the market this week.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:54am.
If I can accurately recall what being 19 was like, I think she'll get her money's worth. And then they can watch "So You Think You Can Dance" together, cuz they sure ain't got anything to talk about.
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Hmmmm....So that's what happened.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:51am.
Don't mind PSL's delicate stomach this morning. She had a Zima last night.
Now poor Linda doesn't have to go to the beach all by her lonesome. She's suffering too, y'know!!!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 1, 2008 - 8:48am.
If I can accurately recall what being 19 was like, I think she'll get her money's worth. And then they can watch "So You Think You Can Dance" together, cuz they sure ain't got anything to talk about.
These fake ass people are so obsessed with over-processed bleach blonde hair which explains why they act like a complete brainless idiot.
Submitted by PSL on June 1, 2008 - 11:47am.
Socky, that does it. No breakfast for me.
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Ooops! Sorry. *pouting* It was Sheep's fault..he started it! He asked, I answered. LOL!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
She makes Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife look like a natural beauty.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 11:42am.
She managed to find a young Hulk, without do-rag. I choose not to think of them doing any sort of Hustle.
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If she paid for some dirty dirty action, I don't think she's the type that likes to hear the words..."No, I can't. Nothing's happening!" She'll get her money's worth one way or the other.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~