5 Beautiful Words: A Shauna Sand Reality Show
It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up "A Shauna Sand Reality Show." Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So..... Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. Consistently glamorous! Since Shauna is putting out a shoe collection, she really needs to make exquisite lucite heels for young girls. I hurt when I see Shauna Sand's daughters wearing common chonklas and slip-ons.
Earlier in the day, Shauna was working her usual corner in Hollywood. No, she was getting some free crap at the Platinum Gifting Lounge at the W Hotel. Shauna showed up with her estranged husband, Romain Chavent. They were supposed to get divorced, but it looks like they fucked and made up. That's not even the good news. Shauna told the photographer that she's going to star in a reality show with her husband. The show will follow their journey of "falling back in love" together.
This sounds like the greatest television experience of all time. Shauna Sand, lucite heels, a hot French dude and a love story? Shauna better clear her mantle, because she's going to get an Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, Nobel Peace Prize, Peabody Award and AVN Award for this shit! Amazing.
Here's more pics of Shauna with her daughters last night and with her husband earlier in the day.
Wenn, KAT/Wenn
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Submitted by Sayonara on May 31, 2008 - 7:58pm.
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The women in my family have a tendency to be blunt. Bitches!! :)
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Something tells me that when she walks in those clunkers, it's in that graceful Frankenstein way.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Her kids are cute but she looks like a big, ugly whore.
It appears she just married a vaguely Eurotrash variation clone of Lorenzo Lamas. She's sort of a distaff John Derek. I'm assuming Peter Andre or Michael Pare are next in the line-up.
I just look at those poor girls and wonder how long it will be before they start dating Wilmer Valderrama.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Haha... I went to visit my mother once and proudly showed off my new French pedi. She took one look and said, "Your toes look like fingers". Needless to say, that was the end of that.
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Oh snap... HA HA HA HA HA
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by Mr. President on May 31, 2008 - 2:24pm.
That's it!!! I am now voting for ANY presidential candidate that vows to ban all reality TV. Fuck the First Amendment, if the Founding Fathers had forseen this shit they would have thrown the Bill of Rights in the garbage can.
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Damn straight! In fact, if they had foreseen any part of modern Hollywood "culture," they would have run screaming back to England.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
only one word comes to mind...
Snausages.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
do you have to be a licensed stripper to shop her new line of shoes?
Hey now! My comments were not based on the French Pedi itself, but on that one disgusting pinky toe of hers. That being said, the pedi does excentuate the extreme wonk there.
...and the picture of them walking down the street, I presume Hollywood Blvd. 'cuz there's stars on the sidewalk...look at the girl in black standing on the corner! She's dressed like a hooker too! But she's probably IS one. I'll bet she's looking at her thinking "I wonder who the new girl is, working my territory"
She seriously looks like a hooker. Her poor kids! How embarrassing for them.
Night, Mrs. K. I'm leaving too... I have to go make a citizen's arrest on some drunken Norwegians outside my window.
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i am mesmerized...held in thrall by the sheer elegance of a crystal pendant suspended within a lucite heel, swinging to and fro, hither and thither...mesmerized...
Sky--Yes, TD's is good eatin'...
Going upstairs to vacuum...ugh. :(
Good luck with your pooter
C U later boys and girls.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 6:17pm.***
Ted is one HWAT pepaw! I lived less than a mile from there years ago, when I was preggo. I can't believe I didn't get fat! SOOOOO yummy!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 31, 2008 - 4:17pm.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 6:13pm.***
Should I perm my hair for the occasion? HAHAHA!
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NO!!!! But I do want to see the pictures.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 31, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Concrete.
"Ted Drewes is not a franchise. According to Ted Jr., it never will be franchised because that could lead to mediocrity and quality is what Ted Drewes is all about. There’s no doubt about it; Ted Drewes is an American original and a Route 66 icon."
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 6:13pm.***
Should I perm my hair for the occasion? HAHAHA!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 6:09pm.***
MrsK; I heart you! I am SO all over that Ted Drewes shit! Caramel Apple Pie Sundae, here I come!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by mccullen on May 31, 2008 - 4:08pm.
i JUST noticed the crystal drop pendant inside the shoe. is this a detail the rest of you have observed?
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Not until you mentioned it...good eye, good eye (as they say at Little League games)
Very klassy, no?
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Submitted by mccullen on May 31, 2008 - 7:08pm.
i JUST noticed the crystal drop pendant inside the shoe. is this a detail the rest of you have observed? that shit is crazy.
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That's why I made the Michelangelo reference earlier. Not that he worked with crystal, mind. It was just so breathtakingly BEAUTIFUL!! :)
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 31, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Don't make me break out my 80s big-ass perm pics
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LOL
Oh I am so looking forward to seeing those pics...and you.
Let's go to Ted Drewe's!!!!!!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
i JUST noticed the crystal drop pendant inside the shoe. is this a detail the rest of you have observed? that shit is crazy.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 31, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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I think she has toeliosis.
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***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 31, 2008 - 6:04pm.***
Hey love, you KNOW what my hair looks like right now. Don't make me break out my 80s big-ass perm pics to show you the contrast.
:)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
***Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Hahaha, SkyB... what I SHOULD have said is that I still do it, only when I visit my mother I wear socks.
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*PHEW* Good thing I never found my nail polish remover.
BTW, I do NOT have any toes fused together like that! If I did, I think I would just saw my foot off at the ankle.
*In Shauna's defense, she probaby never noticed her fused toes, since they're behind her ears most of the time.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 31, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Fuck ALL you bitches! I've been french painting my toes for 15 years+ now.
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Are you wearing your hair the same exact way you were in high school? :)
When ever I see some old hag who is wearing her hair like she did when she graduated from high school in 1972, with a shitty at home dye job, I just wanna grab her and drag her to a stylist.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Shauna always has the Holy Mary face. And that's because of the botox and surgery.
I only do my toenails in pale pink, you know, "Ballet Slippers" or "Hopelessly In Love."
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Hahaha, SkyB... what I SHOULD have said is that I still do it, only when I visit my mother I wear socks.
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Submitted by Sayonara on May 31, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 6:37pm.
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Fuck ALL you bitches! I've been french painting my toes for 15 years+ now.
*sobs and frantically searches for nail polish remover*
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Why does she always make holy Mary face, when she's with her kids? Her children are adorable though.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
She's an exquisite embarassment. Why hasn't anyone fucking called the social services yet?
The long slim legs and slim hips, yeah baby, I can dig it...but the matronly meemaw pregnant cow udder breasts?!?!
WTF is up with that?!?!?
Most unattractive.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 6:37pm.
..Do not click on the close-up of her foot unless you want to see the freak of nature that is her pinky toe/nail combination - blah!
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WHY did you tell me click on that picture?!?!!? I will never sleep again!!!
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
Mrs. K.!! ♥♥
That's all.
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Submitted by Sayonara on May 31, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 6:37pm.
..Do not click on the close-up of her foot unless you want to see the freak of nature that is her pinky toe/nail combination - blah!
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The French Pedicure (the same as the manicure) is all the rage, but I don't like it. To each his own!
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Haha... I went to visit my mother once and proudly showed off my new French pedi. She took one look and said, "Your toes look like fingers". Needless to say, that was the end of that.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Those lucite heels truly are a work of art. If only Michelangelo were alive today
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I know what you are saying, IG.
He'd be a jellis ha8ter.
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I often confuse Mrs. K with Rhoda Morgenstern, my BFF from Minneapolis. I think it's the colorful head scarves and sage Jewish wisdom, but it could be the hamentaschen.
She's so UGLY and he looks like a Lorenzo Lamas clone. Those poor girls. God help them.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 31, 2008 - 6:37pm.
..Do not click on the close-up of her foot unless you want to see the freak of nature that is her pinky toe/nail combination - blah!
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The French Pedicure (the same as the manicure) is all the rage, but I don't like it. To each his own!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
So sad, and the oldest daughter, Alexandra(brunette) is really a beautiful little girl. Can her starring on "The Bachelorette Live From The Bunny Ranch" be far behind?
Do not click on the close-up of her foot unless you want to see the freak of nature that is her pinky toe/nail combination - blah!
God help those kids. If one of them manages to finish college I'll eat a brick.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
I pity those kids.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Amen, Mr President!
StickaCock: ALL these ladies have the most JACKED up feet, from wearing shoes like that all the time...not just Lucite, but any stiletto.
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"If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."
- Dina Lohan
Those beautiful girls are much too young to be whored out by their mother. She must have WO on speed dial.
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 31, 2008 - 6:24pm.
That's it!!! I am now voting for ANY presidential candidate that vows to ban all reality TV. Fuck the First Amendment, if the Founding Fathers had forseen this shit they would have thrown the Bill of Rights in the garbage can.
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Too funny!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
She doesn't get bunions wearing those tight shoes all the time?
That's it!!! I am now voting for ANY presidential candidate that vows to ban all reality TV. Fuck the First Amendment, if the Founding Fathers had forseen this shit they would have thrown the Bill of Rights in the garbage can.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
The blonde kid does not share the same DNA as her sisters.
Ugh!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin