5 Beautiful Words: A Shauna Sand Reality Show
It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up "A Shauna Sand Reality Show." Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So..... Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. Consistently glamorous! Since Shauna is putting out a shoe collection, she really needs to make exquisite lucite heels for young girls. I hurt when I see Shauna Sand's daughters wearing common chonklas and slip-ons.
Earlier in the day, Shauna was working her usual corner in Hollywood. No, she was getting some free crap at the Platinum Gifting Lounge at the W Hotel. Shauna showed up with her estranged husband, Romain Chavent. They were supposed to get divorced, but it looks like they fucked and made up. That's not even the good news. Shauna told the photographer that she's going to star in a reality show with her husband. The show will follow their journey of "falling back in love" together.
This sounds like the greatest television experience of all time. Shauna Sand, lucite heels, a hot French dude and a love story? Shauna better clear her mantle, because she's going to get an Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, Nobel Peace Prize, Peabody Award and AVN Award for this shit! Amazing.
Here's more pics of Shauna with her daughters last night and with her husband earlier in the day.
Wenn, KAT/Wenn
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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 1:49am.
Actually, her naked bottom scorched the leather seat.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Off course, I loved the hat and the Harley you were sitting on, but didn't that leather seat chafe your naked bottom?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 1:43am.
Charlie Sheen and Shauna Sand... couple of the decade!!
OT: whaddyaknow, i already accomplished it
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
***Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 12:40am.***
*blushes*
But you like my hat, don't you?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
I agree Sheeps- Shauna or Charlie is where I was going too....lol
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 31, 2008 - 10:40pm.
It was either Shauna or the male equivalent, Charlie Sheen.
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 1, 2008 - 1:38am.
Slutts, that holster did NOT have a gun in it!
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All I know Sky is that it looked like it was loaded, so I just assumed...........
Submitted by Sheeps on June 1, 2008 - 1:38am.
betcha didn't have to search long
OT: yeah, yeah.. Shauna Sand.. blah, blah, blah
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Slutts, that holster did NOT have a gun in it!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Of all the threads, funny I'd find the NC here...
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 1:35am.
the handcuffs were misleading
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
I disagree with you ESE, I saw pictures of her with a uniform on....well, to be exact.... a cop's hat, gun holster, and a baton, so I assumed she was an officer of the law.
Is it fieldtrip to the House of Horrors exhibit at the wax museum today? Jesus Effing Chrast that's one scary looking tranny.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 1:29am.
whaddya want from her? she ain't a cop!LOL!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
***Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 12:29am.***
Priorities, baby. Priorities.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Sky, why is it that you can't hear a scream for 911 or help, but you can hear the words stripper pole?
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 1:22am.
D.A, I can't imagine those shoes for Paris's feet, that would be some major overtime at the Lucite factory.
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You know they melted the plastic of two shoes to create one! Some third world country factory worker kept thinking..."Bitch must be a monster to have feet that big."
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Stripper pole?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 1:12am.
I had sex in the champagne room, but no champagne.
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Hmmmm...*arching eyebrow* That would explain the DEEP impressions left on the walls & floors cause by.....hmmm...*thinking with finger to lips*..the stripper's lucite stiletto heels looking for traction.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
D.A, I can't imagine those shoes for Paris's feet, that would be some major overtime at the Lucite factory.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 1:18am.
ya can't have a drink without bubbles! wait... that probably didn't clarify
OT: eh, next time
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 1:12am.
i have a thing for bubbles, she... er.. they tickle my nose... hi, d-a!
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Bubbles, huh?...as in the stripper or the drink? *arching eyebrow* hmmm....
ON T: Bubbles was Shauna's stage name back in the day. She got the gig because Paris Hilton's feet were too big to fit in the champagne glass prop they had on stage.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 1:12am.
I had sex in the champagne room, but no champagne.
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Great day TV, the rest of us refers to that as Nitty's house.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 1:10am.
i have a thing for bubbles, she... er.. they tickle my nose... hi, d-a!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 1:05am.
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Damn! What is it about the champagne room that brings the guys running? Jeez!
Hello, Mr. Man. How are you this evening? Did you sleep, darlin'?
ON T: Shauna was fired for putting out in the Champagne Room. She wore her "dress for suck-sess" lucite heels and got carried away.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
lol D.A.....that's like saying stripper pole and Dv8 comes out of the woodwork.
Stripper Pole....Dv8! Come on out!
Yes, that room where you can buy champagne, but not sex...no matter what they tell you....there is no sex in the Champagne Room.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 1:01am.
champagne room?
funny, i thought i saw something about that too?
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
champagne room?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by NitWitty on June 1, 2008 - 12:21am.
Alright you hot sluts! I'm out. Sleep well and keep wearing those shauna shoes! (my brother is a podiatrist and I get a 30% cut for sending patients to his office). Call me, K?
xoxoxoxxoxoo Nite, Hoorz!
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Goodnight, darlin'..*waving* *kisses*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Alright you hot sluts! I'm out. Sleep well and keep wearing those shauna shoes! (my brother is a podiatrist and I get a 30% cut for sending patients to his office). Call me, K?
xoxoxoxxoxoo Nite, Hoorz!
NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Yep, one is still stuck on the top of the stripper pole in the guest bedroom. Never underestimate the power of the lucite.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 12:16am.
Dammit, I thought that old trick would work; if you say it 3 times the shoes will disappear from my feet and onto yours. Do you know how hard it is to wear these things after they turn your feet green?
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Not to mention the squeaky sound they make when you wrap your calves and ankles around the "date."
The noise can be distracting..after a while you start rapping to the rhythm of the squeak!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
BB! You hot slut! Don't act like you don't own a pair of these tastey toe twizzlers!
Dammit, I thought that old trick would work; if you say it 3 times the shoes will disappear from my feet and onto yours. Do you know how hard it is to wear these things after they turn your feet green?
Shauna Sands Sells Slut Shoes By The Shell Station.
She is a walking, talking tongue twister...
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
LOL! Um, sorry, slutts! I watched Beetle Juice! Ain't tempting fate!
Slutt's slots....say that 3 times will ya!
D.A., bah. No. Slutts is just funny lookin. *Imagines lucite heels at toll booth and coins falling outa' slutts slot.*
Oh D.A., you make me blush, and I thought I was just a thread killer!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 31, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Hey D.A., I'm a giver baby!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 11:53pm.
DA! LMAO..yeah, the worst part was she was heading for the boardwalk. Jeeze, talk about cock blockin a bitch!
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LMAO! Oh! *slips off barstool* *holding onto voddie for dear life, not spilling a drop* You girls are hysterical! I'm laughing so hard.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Hey D.A., I'm a giver baby!
DA! LMAO..yeah, the worst part was she was heading for the boardwalk. Jeeze, talk about cock blockin a bitch!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 31, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Slutty, See! That's what happens when you don't wear your shauna shoes.
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Tell me about it, later when my "dates" tried to pay me, I had forgotten that I didn't wear the ones with the slots to insert the quarters; well, guess where I had to store all that change?
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Later that night...
A woman was caught on the security camera mooning the toll collector on the NJ Turnpike. That was YOU? And all you were really doing was giving the bastard exact change! Shit!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Holy crap! I never noticed the "jewels" suspended in the platforms of her lucite heels... very classy!
Laugh all you can people but she's got a really hot hubbie.
Slutts, sorry. I would have asked you to leave as well. I mean, what's a mary kay associate to do if you aren't prepared for the customers?
Submitted by NitWitty on May 31, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Slutty, See! That's what happens when you don't wear your shauna shoes.
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Tell me about it, later when my "dates" tried to pay me, I had forgotten that I didn't wear the ones with the slots to insert the quarters; well, guess where I had to store all that change?
Slutty, See! That's what happens when you don't wear your shauna shoes.
Does she not look at her pictures and see how abnormal she looks compared to those cute babies?