5 Beautiful Words: A Shauna Sand Reality Show
It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up "A Shauna Sand Reality Show." Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So..... Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. Consistently glamorous! Since Shauna is putting out a shoe collection, she really needs to make exquisite lucite heels for young girls. I hurt when I see Shauna Sand's daughters wearing common chonklas and slip-ons.
Earlier in the day, Shauna was working her usual corner in Hollywood. No, she was getting some free crap at the Platinum Gifting Lounge at the W Hotel. Shauna showed up with her estranged husband, Romain Chavent. They were supposed to get divorced, but it looks like they fucked and made up. That's not even the good news. Shauna told the photographer that she's going to star in a reality show with her husband. The show will follow their journey of "falling back in love" together.
This sounds like the greatest television experience of all time. Shauna Sand, lucite heels, a hot French dude and a love story? Shauna better clear her mantle, because she's going to get an Oscar, Grammy, Emmy, Nobel Peace Prize, Peabody Award and AVN Award for this shit! Amazing.
Here's more pics of Shauna with her daughters last night and with her husband earlier in the day.
Wenn, KAT/Wenn
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Again, Shauna Sand is a tall chimpanzee in drag.
I am starting to believe that the only reason that Shauna keeps wearing these stupid plastic clear stripper shoes and these skimpy dressses is to keep the attention away from her BEAT FACE!!! Her face is absolutely brutal to look at. Looks like a used up 50 year old whore with a bad skin problem.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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From left to right:
Pictures in Playboy at 18, Penthouse at 21, Hustler at 23, coke den at 28.
C-list actress and Phoebe Price-wannabe.
Lesbian porn star.
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Team Jiwon!
She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at www.JSeniorMatch.com I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
It'll be the Shauna Sand Lucite day when she puts a goldfish in the front of those shoes like a pimp from the 70's.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 2:55am.
night, d-a!... good to spend some time with ya again!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Goodnight, everyone. *kisses*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 2:40am.
D.A.????? I thought you had to be 65 y.o. to watch Columbo.
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There's an age requirement? Jeez! Pass me a Zima, I've been watching the wrong shows I guess..cause sure as hell, I ain't 65!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
night, PSL... sleep on your side, drunky!!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 2:36am.
D.A., you sound like you've had some experience with this?????
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Pass me a Zima and I'll confess to anything! lol
Actually...The guys at work kept scratching and pulling at their crotches. I figured it was enzyte and it had't worn off yet..or crabs. So I asked.
Pffft! Men! They'll sample anything that deals with "performance." Those guinea pigs lines are long.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 2:39am.
never was a big fan of "Columbo", but the moustache he sported in "National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon" was probably equivalent
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
The white pants on hubby are as classy as her lucite heels,what a glamorous couple!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Nite, PSL. Lush....
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
I'm exhausted....good night everyone..
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"
D.A.????? I thought you had to be 65 y.o. to watch Columbo.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 1, 2008 - 2:30am.
as long as there's a cameo by William Shatner this is gonna be acting gold!
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Oh! Please. Please. Please. I want him to play the part of the shoe salesman. lol
Did you ever see him in an episode in the show "Columbo?" He played the villain and the moustache he sported was off center & one part was higher than the other..the entire episode. It drove me nuts.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 2:34am.
Smiling Bob ain't smiling anymore, huh? Fuck! I hated those commercials. No man walks around smiling when his peen is rubbing up against the metal zipper of his pants and he still has a couple of more hours at the office before he calls it a day.
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D.A., you sound like you've had some experience with this?????
Hey TV- I finished that 1992 six pack in 1999. This
is the second case! I am a serious drinker!
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 2:25am.
It didn't work, it just made my hands smaller.
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Smiling Bob ain't smiling anymore, huh? Fuck! I hated those commercials. No man walks around smiling when his peen is rubbing up against the metal zipper of his pants and he still has a couple of more hours at the office before he calls it a day.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 2:24am.
as long as there's a cameo by William Shatner this is gonna be acting gold!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 1, 2008 - 2:28am.
Nope, didn't work on my relatives either, but they're already huge dicks anyway.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 1:25am.***
Maybe it's just relative.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 1, 2008 - 2:24am.
Zima! LOL
Do they still make that?
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No, she's been working on that same 6 pack since 1992.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 2:23am.
It didn't work, it just made my hands smaller.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 2:20am.
I had half a bottle of Zima....
the equivalent of a diet Sprite... tastes like it too!!LOL!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Zima! LOL
Do they still make that?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 2:16am.
oh, he's there!... checking the whole "taking my sunglasses off in a dramatic fashion" in the magic mirror
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Having viewed the crime scene, I'm waiting for him to look off into the distance, put his hands on his hips and say...................."He might have a stripper pole rammed up his ass, but that's not what killed him. Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is Death by Stiletto. We're missing one shoe & I.have.a.date.with.Cinderella."
*cue music*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 1, 2008 - 2:20am.
OT, but I just saw a commercial for Enzyte. How in the hell with all THIS shit?
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I don't know ask TV, he had a huge box delivered to his house with that word written across it.
oh come on, TV and Sky....I really partayed tonight...I had half a bottle of Zima....
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"
OT, but I just saw a commercial for Enzyte. How in the hell with all THIS shit?
From wiki:
On September 21, 2006, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, its owner and president, Steven Warshak, and five other individuals were indicted by the United States, Southern District of Ohio, U.S. Attorney Greg Lockhart, on charges of conspiracy, money laundering, and mail, wire and bank fraud. The indictment alleged that the company defrauded consumers and banks of US$100 million.[3] The United States Food and Drug Administration, Internal Revenue Service, postal inspectors and other agencies participated in the investigation.[4] The federal fraud trial began on January 8, 2008.[5]
In testimony during the trial, a former executive with Berkeley testified that the enhancements that the company claimed were given by use of Enzyte were fabricated, and the company defrauded customers by continuing to charge them for additional shipments of the supplement. He further testified that company employees were instructed to make it as difficult as possible for unhappy customers to receive refunds.[6]
On February 22, 2008, Steven Warshak was found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering, and could face more than twenty years in federal prison.[7]
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 2:16am.
i don't know if that qualifies as "reality show", but it would make for a good whorer.. er.. horror
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
A reality show? They should sandblast off her makeup and plant her fug ass in front of a mirror, that's some harsh reality right there.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 2:12am.
oh, he's there!... checking the whole "taking my sunglasses off in a dramatic fashion" in the magic mirror
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 1:13am.
You had 1/2 a wine cooler again, haven't you?
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Considering her body weight, I think she had AT LEAST 3/4 of one.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 2:11am.
ah, I've got nothing
join the club!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 1, 2008 - 2:11am.
ah, I've got nothing..... (drunk giggle)
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You had 1/2 a wine cooler again, haven't you?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 2:05am.
it'll be a doped up version of "Cinderella"... well, except Dopey's on the floor dead, and the rest of the dwarves ain't talkin'!LOL!
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Oh! Shit! Where's Horatio Caine from CSI Miami when you need him?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
She is even more cultured and refined than Pheobe Price.
ah, I've got nothing..... (drunk giggle)
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"I've been a bad, bad girl- I've been careless with a delicate man....."
-Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 2:02am.
D.A. "Death by Stiletto" sounds like a drink!
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Yeah! Shauna had a stilleto lucite especially designed to hold the drink in the heel...sort of like a sippy cup. The challenge? To take the shoe off and take a sip while you're driving.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 12:52am.
Actually, her naked bottom scorched the leather seat.
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HAHAHA! That seat DOES look a bit like ostrich skin now. Is that why?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 2:02am.
it'll be a doped up version of "Cinderella"... well, except Dopey's on the floor dead, and the rest of the dwarves ain't talkin'!LOL!
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
***Submitted by Sluttsville on June 1, 2008 - 12:49am.***
No way. I remembered to exfoliate and moisturize.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by ESE on June 1, 2008 - 1:56am.
"Charlie Sheen, Death by Stiletto"... one way or another, it's gonna be that headline anyway
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LOL! I so wish that in looking for the one to match the stiletto impaled in his chest...they locate the fucking shoe on his own foot!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
D.A. "Death by Stiletto" sounds like a drink!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 1, 2008 - 1:56am.
The ones that have to worry are her plastic surgeons.
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Oh, honey...you always take care of the one that breaks your heart first...THEN...next on the list are the ones that messed up your face and body. It's always in that order. Always. Trust.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 1:55am.
"Charlie Sheen, Death by Stiletto"... one way or another, it's gonna be that headline anyway
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"Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
Right in front of your eyes
That surprise...
And they'll lay you down low and easy"
Submitted by dead-actress on June 1, 2008 - 1:55am.
The ones that have to worry are her plastic surgeons.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 1, 2008 - 1:47am.
Charlie Sheen and Shauna Sand... couple of the decade!!
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Something tells me she's got a temper. A few months down the road..headline reads:
"Charlie Sheen, Death by Stiletto"
Former stripper eviscerates well known STD infested booze hound.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......