Saturday, May 31st 2008

The Vadge Is Alive And Thrusting


The granny is back in her panties! Madonna has a new video out for "Give It 2 Me." The beginning looks like an ad for American Apparel's new senior citizens collection. The rest of the video is just Madonna dancing around and thrusting her memaw crotch. You know, any video with Pharrell in it can't be that horrific.

If this shit gets pulled (which it will and I'm too lazy to babysit), click here for more.

Thanks Ceyhun

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Amy Wino, at her crackhead worst, is better than this old cow.

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Sayonara's picture

Oh Pharrell... You let her drag you into this video.

"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin

Looks like she learned her moves from Napoleon Dynamite.

Same old self-aggrandizing Madonna crap. Not interesting anymore, frankly.

parissucksliterally's picture

JaninThePan, even worse than Madonna still making albums, is her concert ticket prices....she sold out Madison Square Garden shows....at $350 a ticket!
She doesn't need any money, why can't she charge 50,70,100 bucks instead of raping her fans? She is a fucking asshole.

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bisou's picture

I suppose her pride is where her pants are.

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 31, 2008 - 5:44pm.
It's time. Granny in go-go boots.

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For some strange reason, that just reminded me of Devil In Bluejeans. Told you it was strange.

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Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

I don't get it. She doesn't need the money. She obviously has nothing new to say. Why is she doing this? Does she think there's someone left who hasn't seen her in her underwear? I think I'd be more impressed if I hadn't seen other pics of her where she may be lean but she is NOT sexy (unless you get it up for haggard old women).

Mr. President's picture

She's way too old for shit like this. She should do what Aeorosmith did for the Cryn' video when they brought in a young, hot Alicia Silverstone to star in that vid.
But Madonna is too narcissistic to allow that.
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Manimal5's picture

It's time. Granny in go-go boots.

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Swiss Jenn's picture

Irritating.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Okay Madonna, we get it. You're 50 and still have a tight ass. Now put some fucking pants on!!!

dustbunny's picture

Considering Mae West lived so long she became a caricature of herself, it's not a good thing that I felt like Madonna was channeling her in this video. LOL!

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FilthyBitch's picture

Its like a big ugly clown tap dancing and singing show tunes 3 feet away from you, while you quietly read a book.

Ok I'm done now.

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***Submitted by Sharky2 on May 31, 2008 - 4:31pm. Its like something Britney spears would put out 40 years from now.
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Shitters won't live that long.

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FilthyBitch's picture

Considering I am/was a Rocker girl, I've never gave a damn about her.
It's funny now to think over all these years and think about how she has put out a book with nudie pictures, acted like a slut in her heyday, puts out songs where she works with hip young guys like JT... all hoping for attention and a few more dollars... and after all that, I wouldn't even pay attention to her for 5 seconds.
In fact, writing this comment was the most attention I've ever paid to her in my life and I'm almost positive she doesn't get a cut of this so HAHAHAHAHAHA :P
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Madonna needs to seriously give it up already. Its like something Britney spears would put out 40 years from now.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Considering I watched Unfitney's shitty "Break The Ice" Video, I only managed to suffer through 40 seconds. *shudders*

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mike's picture

I'm not watching. I'd had enough of Madonna by, say, 1992.

islandgirl's picture

At a certain point, it just all becomes ridiculous. And I don't mean the video.

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parissucksliterally's picture

the song is ok, but Madonna needs to puts some clothes on.

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