Saturday, May 31st 2008

The Vadge Is Alive And Thrusting


The granny is back in her panties! Madonna has a new video out for "Give It 2 Me." The beginning looks like an ad for American Apparel's new senior citizens collection. The rest of the video is just Madonna dancing around and thrusting her memaw crotch. You know, any video with Pharrell in it can't be that horrific.

If this shit gets pulled (which it will and I'm too lazy to babysit), click here for more.

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LASux's picture

I actually like the song better than 4 minutes but why is it shot so poorly and with such deliberate grainy film & so excessively choppy?
She still looks good so why not show her.
The video acts like it's embarrassed to show too much of her.

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Suki's picture

I agree that she looks great but this shit is boring and played out.

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Billie on June 1, 2008 - 8:03am.

Spot On.
Madge The Vadge will always have a fanbase but those of us that have out grown her and see her now as the self important pompous windbag she has morphed into really find nothing genuine about her anymore.
Contrived, deliberate and ungrateful.
It just isn't working for her anymore.

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As usual madonna is seducing herself. so much more predictable than trying to seduce a man.

Billie's picture

"Submitted by Maximum Big Surprise on June 1, 2008 - 11:06am.
I don't know what most of you are complaining about. She looks amazing at almost-50 and if she's still got it, might as well flaunt it. What's wrong with a sexy 50 year old??"

Not a thing! I consider myself to be one (well, 49, same age as her, she's 3 days older than I am). That's not the point. There's sexy and there's ridiculous. She's ridiculous.

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Maximum Big Surprise's picture

I don't know what most of you are complaining about. She looks amazing at almost-50 and if she's still got it, might as well flaunt it. What's wrong with a sexy 50 year old??

Athina's picture

Madonna peaked in 1998 with Ray of Light, and she's been going downhill ever since. Her new CD is absolutely uninspired crap.

And as for her $350 concert tickets, she can shove them up her ass. I seriously hope this tour tanks big time.

chola loca's picture

I love the song (except for the retarded "Get stupid" break) and this video is farrrrr better than the '4 Minutes' vid.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 31, 2008 - 7:24pm.
That's the sexiest commercial for the Med-Alert bracelet I've ever seen.

heeheehee

Fan since Borderline came out, paid $375 for a ticket at the last tour of hers I am going to, and damn Madonna is running out of ideas. I like the song, but her videos are not going to ever excite me like they did 20 years ago. I am used to Madonna, don't think she should retire, but she should leave the dancing with panties to the young ones, learn from Tina Turner, and age with class.

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"Submitted by Raquin on June 1, 2008 - 8:16am.
My question is how does Madge look desperate? Desperate for what? Are you all even using that word in the correct context?"

Uhm, yes, we are using it the the correct context. And I should think that it's obvious what we mean. I'll spell it out:

She looks desperate to look and be really YOUNG still. Which she isn't. She's my age, in fact she's 3 days older.

Also your statement "...and all you know of the woman is what you see in the media, so your critique isn't even fully valid."

What, so you're best friends with her or something?

Our opinions of her are valid, besides, Madonna is ALL ABOUT BEING SEEN IN THE MEDIA. That's her whole raison d'etre. ME ME ME ME ME!!! Look at me me me!!!

As far as "hating on someone who has made a success of herself and done it well", I don't "hate" her but she's done it on pure ambition... and very little actual musical talent.

I still like some of her old tunes, for what they were/are, which is pop fluff, and I have "Erotica" and like it well enough, although I haven't listened to it in years.

But she's 50 this summer. Her face is starting to look stretched out and her "sexy" gyrations are just....creepy. Hell I don't look bad myself (not as good as her, but then again I don't make a living of jumping around half-naked, so I don't spend all my free time obsessively exercising, as she does), but she's just too old for this routine.

She's also gotten way too pretentious and self-important over the years.

I just went to You Tube to try and watch the whole thing this time, if I could stand it...and ooops it's already been yanked by Warner Bros. That didn't take long. I'm sure someone will stick it back on You Tube fast enough though.

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Raquin's picture

My question is how does Madge look desperate? Desperate for what? Are you all even using that word in the correct context?

Billie's picture

I got one minute into it and that was way more than enough computer-sweetened "singing" and watching her do her "I'm so hot" expressions. She needs to just stay home and stare at herself in the mirror in private all day, instead of continuing to make videos of her self-adoration.

And as Mrs. K said earlier in this thread "It always sucks when someone's ambition FAR exceeds their talent."

And just because she's still got a fit body doesn't mean it's a good idea to still run around dressing like she did some 30-years-ago. She just looks desperate these days, and it's obvious she's had some work done to her face in the past year or so, so she IS desperate.

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I love Madonna but she looks stupid,she is too old to carry that look,she needs to get a new stylist.

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Raquin's picture

All I have to say is that you all is some hating bitches. You're all hating on someone who has made a success of herself and done it well, and all you know of the woman is what you see in the media, so your critique isn't even fully valid. I love this video! And I'm one of the fans who purchased a $375 ticket to see her perform. I'm not ashamed to admit that. She is one of the last great performers in the music industry and has proved that her marketability spans generations, compared to alot of the twats and dribble we see in the media today who will not last past this year. She is a superstar in the greatest sense. And you all are just hating on that. And she has a better body than most women 1/2 her age, so I say she has a right to show it off.
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Someone slap the bitch and remind her it's not illegal to wear pants.

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Nice video. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

NitWitty's picture

Mrs. K., I will let my teens, (who watch videos by the hundreds), be the judge here. Last week when her "4 minutes," video was playing they were saying how entirely skeeved out they were that a woman older than their mom was trying to "hump" J.T. One of them even said, "at least Cher acts like guys want her and can't have her, not like she has to chase them."

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Well, it's important for old people to remain busy and feel useful.

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what happened to the dance moves Madge? I admire her - loved Confessions and some of Music and Ray of Light, etc, but hmmm, this isn't working. She looks old in the black hat. The testosterone is backfiring I say. Bring back Confessions' Madge - she was fun. This Madge is looking a little desperate.

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That's the sexiest commercial for the Med-Alert bracelet I've ever seen.

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God! Someone put a muzzle on this woman. All of her songs sound the same and they are ALL bad. Through the 'Music' period I was Madonna's biggest defender, but she has lost her edge and creativity. She used to bitch about people ripping her off, but talk about the pot calling the kettle black now.

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I don't even care to see this slutty trash. I wonder if Lourdes and Rocco have seen it?
Madonna's a talentless cunt.

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Rigamia's picture

That's the WORST video ever. I think it's pretty close to Eddie Murphy's video with Michael Jackson, "Whats up with you".

Pharrell looked like he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

Yawn. She's been doing this for what, longer than I've been alive? Mad Madge needs to figure out that no matter how many pilates she does or how many times she thrusts her crotch at us, she ain't getting any younger. And there's something to be said for aging with DIGNITY.

On the plus side, it's great to see her looking ever more ridiculous with each new album!

justlurking's picture

Everytime her face looks directly at the camera or comes close they white it the hell out so you can't see her granny-tranny clown makeup. Like those camera "filters" that look like they smeared Crisco on the lens.

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Vintagevamp's picture

I have always been a Madonna fan, and I still am, but really? A skimpy outfit and crotch thrusting? Really? Yawn.

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Faith's picture

I think she looks hot.

But I prefer the Oakenfold remix to this song.

Dear Vagonna, I mean Madonna, Did you get the memo about retiring? I'll send it to you again.

k, thanks, bye.

RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, it's time to update the labia, just a touch-up should do, or just retire it already.

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Give it 2 me is right. Give me the video. Those hags at Warner Bros pulled it already. Oh well, who wants to watch that hag gyrate her plastic hip anyway.

Gabriela's picture

Lourdes is probably going to rebel and become a nun.

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Oscar Wilde

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Submitted by devilgirl on May 31, 2008 - 3:50pm.

Do people still buy her stuff?
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Apparently, yes! Why? No one knows. However, I did watch Idiocracy last night which did give me insight into the typical Madonna fan.
It always sucks when someone's ambition FAR exceeds their talent. If I were her I'd be summering in...in...someplace warm, and wintering in...in...someplace warm.
With a few ski trips in between.

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Lourdes would be so proud! No wonder why Vadge doesnt let her ..kids or whatsoever watch tv or something! Also she doesnt give a fuck about...Guy Richie who?! Paltrow is her ...lover :D

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Mrs.K put it perfectly, Wino at her worst is better Madge. Her music isn't even good anymore. Do people stillbuy her stuff?

What the fuck is going on in the world where MK has to have a category called "Memaw Crotch"? Not right.

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What is that old saying? "Just because you can does not mean you should." Yeah, that's it.

D.R.'s picture

Why is she running around in her underwear?

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ExoticPittsburgh's picture

What a cheap piece of crap. It's like a 2 hour project where Madonna ran in, picked out clothes off a rack with her stylist and danced around in 6 different outfits. She did a different dance for each outfit which took some artistic inspiration (see "butterfly hands" with Mr. T chains). And then someone mixed it all up and added Pharell footage and responded to criticism that it's dull by adding moments of Warholian black and white on color. "Give it 2 me...Yeah!"

ok with all the money and people that work on this shit, you would think she could get her god damn roots done less than a month before they shot this video....that being said she always has heinous black roots, and i mean we know she colours her hair, but COME ON keep that shit touched up

I always have wondered why your videos go away so quickly.
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parissucksliterally's picture

True Sheeps....Mom even had hairy armpits and B.O.!

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yolie's picture

I like Madonna, I do, but I'm really sick of seeing her and her thrusting crotch. Besides, the whole thing at the beginning with her at the dance studio stretching on the pole was already done in her Hung up Video.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 31, 2008 - 3:07pm.

Didn't stop her mom.

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Sheeps, Madonna is going to ensure Lourdes never dates, by threatening every waxer on the planet. Lourdes won't get very far with a unibrow and a moustache.

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Sheeps's picture

I can't wait till Lourdes goes all wild and mom has to try to keep her in line.

COME ON IN's picture

That vid is perfect. It fits the song so well. NAd by that I mean it's just as boring and deja vu.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 31, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 5:47pm.

Madonna should just start acting her age.
Not saying you have look old or anything, but the sex symbol days are over.
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What would Angelina do? :)

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 31, 2008 - 5:47pm.

Devil in Bluejeans, who did that?

Madonna should just start acting her age.
Not saying you have look old or anything, but the sex symbol days are over.
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Dr. Dick's picture

We get it Madonna, you market yourself as a sex object. It had marginal effect 25 years ago and now it's just pathetic.

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